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Season 1  "Matchmaker"  1x7

Aired 19 years ago - Nov 07, 2005

When a matchmaker with a 100% success rate turns Ted away because he is not compatible with any of the available women in her database, he is still determined that he is going to find his match. After getting information from the matchmaker’s computer, Ted pays a visit to a very cute but taken dermatologist in an effort to prove the prediction wrong that there are no women out there for him. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily are obsessed with ridding their apartment of a critter.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 1
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 2
You have just taken your very first step.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 3
I really think I'm ready to stop being a me, and start being a we.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 4
when the tears come.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 5
Do you want to do this the easy way or the hard way?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 6
Good career, and you didn't use an obvious alias on your application,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 7
Uh, no thanks.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 8
So if we take into account the most recent census data, that leaves us with 482,000.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 9
And then that leaves us with eight women.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 10
there's the door.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 11
We were just upstairs watching TV.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 12
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 13
So did you get a good look at it?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 14
It's a cock-a-mouse.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 15
And it's pissed.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 16
Oh, just play it cool. Don't Ted out about it.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 17
Don't worry. I'm not going to Ted anything up. Or out.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 18
Did I?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 19
Phew, actually, I got through that okay.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 20
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 21
And look, 5.4, 4.8, 5.6.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 22
No, 8.5 is an extremely good match-up quotient.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 23
There are new women turning 18 every day.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 24
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 25
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 26
Her guilty pleasure song is "Summer Breeze" by Seals and Crofts.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 27
Well, we know that there's no such thing as the cock-a-mouse.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 28
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 29
She hates phonies. I totally hate phonies, too.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 30
And if she thinks she can do 11.45% better, who am I to deny her that?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 31
Right, I, uh, I have a kind of mole on my back.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 32
Blowing through the jasmine in my mind
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 33
As long as I don't have to spend it with a bunch of phonies.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 34
That's very sweet, but I'm actually getting married on Saturday.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 35
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 36
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 37
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 38
So my 9.6-- beautiful, charming, intelligent, engaged.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 39
Raise your hand if earlier today you hit on an engaged woman.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 40
Dr. O'Brien.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 41
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 42
I'd want that person to come down to my dermatology office and tell me so.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 43
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 44
They'll do lab experiments on it. That's so mean.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 45
I'm glad you came down. I would prefer to say this to you in person.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 46
Wait, then you're still getting married?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 47
I had to. You're my only match.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 48
Don't you think it's a little impulsive for you
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 49
Do you honestly believe, deep down, that there is no one else out there for you
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 50
When you fall in love with someone, an 8.5 equals a perfect ten.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 2
You have just taken your very first step.
#2 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 3
I really think I'm ready to stop being a me, and start being a we.
#3 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 4
when the tears come.
#4 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 5
Do you want to do this the easy way or the hard way?
#5 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 6
Good career, and you didn't use an obvious alias on your application,
#6 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 7
Uh, no thanks.
#7 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 8
So if we take into account the most recent census data, that leaves us with 482,000.
#8 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 9
And then that leaves us with eight women.
#9 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 10
there's the door.
#10 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 11
We were just upstairs watching TV.
#11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 12 #12 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 13
So did you get a good look at it?
#13 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 14
It's a cock-a-mouse.
#14 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 15
And it's pissed.
#15 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 16
Oh, just play it cool. Don't Ted out about it.
#16 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 17
Don't worry. I'm not going to Ted anything up. Or out.
#17 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 18
Did I?
#18 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 19
Phew, actually, I got through that okay.
#19 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 20 #20 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 21
And look, 5.4, 4.8, 5.6.
#21 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 22
No, 8.5 is an extremely good match-up quotient.
#22 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 23
There are new women turning 18 every day.
#23 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 24 #24 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 25 #25 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 26
Her guilty pleasure song is "Summer Breeze" by Seals and Crofts.
#26 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 27
Well, we know that there's no such thing as the cock-a-mouse.
#27 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 28 #28 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 29
She hates phonies. I totally hate phonies, too.
#29 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 30
And if she thinks she can do 11.45% better, who am I to deny her that?
#30 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 31
Right, I, uh, I have a kind of mole on my back.
#31 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 32
Blowing through the jasmine in my mind
#32 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 33
As long as I don't have to spend it with a bunch of phonies.
#33 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 34
That's very sweet, but I'm actually getting married on Saturday.
#34 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 35 #35 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 36 #36 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 37 #37 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 38
So my 9.6-- beautiful, charming, intelligent, engaged.
#38 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 39
Raise your hand if earlier today you hit on an engaged woman.
#39 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 40
Dr. O'Brien.
#40 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 41 #41 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 42
I'd want that person to come down to my dermatology office and tell me so.
#42 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 43 #43 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 44
They'll do lab experiments on it. That's so mean.
#44 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 45
I'm glad you came down. I would prefer to say this to you in person.
#45 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 46
Wait, then you're still getting married?
#46 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 47
I had to. You're my only match.
#47 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 48
Don't you think it's a little impulsive for you
#48 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 49
Do you honestly believe, deep down, that there is no one else out there for you
#49 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 7 (S01E07) - 50
When you fall in love with someone, an 8.5 equals a perfect ten.
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