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Season 1  "Nothing Good Happens After 2 AM"  1x18

Aired 18 years ago - Apr 10, 2006

Robin, who is very lonely, asks Ted to come over to her apartment after 2 A.M., but he isn't sure if he wants to go as he has a phone call on the way over with his friends, and with Victoria on his mind

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 1
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 2
Anyway, now he has this girlfriend in Germany
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 3
And even if you're not, don't worry, I'll have a good time either way.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 4
Home number. Call me anytime.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 5
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 6
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 7
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 8
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 9
and I was going to make some juice, and I was, like,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 10
because the decisions you make after 2:00 a.m. are the wrong decisions.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 11
This is fine. This is totally fine.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 12
See, she was supposed to call me four hours ago to have a serious talk.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 13
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 14
Okay, relax, Robin's just a friend.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 15
so actually, you put it in your own head.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 16
Um, I'm... Yeah, this is stupid. It's not even a big deal, but
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 17
Do you remember the huge secret that you told me
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 18
Well, I'm better friends with Ted than you are.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 19
Damn it, Victoria, where are you? Pick up, pick up!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 20
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 21
Ted, what does your mom always say?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 22
but she's very vulnerable right now and you have a girlfriend.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 23
Uh, you're right. I'll, uh, I'll see you at home.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 24
"And then she's gonna make you some delicious juice."
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 25
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 26
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 27
Make it a big glass.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 28
Do you ever have one of those days?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 29
When the clock strikes 2:00, just go to sleep.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 30
Oh, Ted, I'm so sorry. That's just terrible. I feel awful.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 31
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 32
He rocks... infinity.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 33
When I look back at the best stories of my life--
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 34
We're going home.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 35
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 36
but I think the whole time a little part of me wanted this phone instead.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 37
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 38
I'm at Robin's.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 39
Victoria's great, but, it's Robin.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 40
But if you do this right now, your entire future with her will be built on a crime.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 41
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 42
- I'm sorry. I... - Oh. Oh, no. I understand.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 43
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 44
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 45
I mean, there's five dogs in there, but...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 46
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 47
Okay.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 48
Not from the bathroom of the girl that you're about to sleep with.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 49
How many women can say they've been personally serenaded by Korean Elvis?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 50
Okay, if we're at the "le," then I say we follow it up with a "t's go home."

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 2
Anyway, now he has this girlfriend in Germany
#2 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 3
And even if you're not, don't worry, I'll have a good time either way.
#3 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 4
Home number. Call me anytime.
#4 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 5 #5 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 6 #6 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 7 #7 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 8 #8 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 9
and I was going to make some juice, and I was, like,
#9 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 10
because the decisions you make after 2:00 a.m. are the wrong decisions.
#10 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 11
This is fine. This is totally fine.
#11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 12
See, she was supposed to call me four hours ago to have a serious talk.
#12 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 13 #13 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 14
Okay, relax, Robin's just a friend.
#14 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 15
so actually, you put it in your own head.
#15 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 16
Um, I'm... Yeah, this is stupid. It's not even a big deal, but
#16 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 17
Do you remember the huge secret that you told me
#17 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 18
Well, I'm better friends with Ted than you are.
#18 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 19
Damn it, Victoria, where are you? Pick up, pick up!
#19 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 20 #20 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 21
Ted, what does your mom always say?
#21 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 22
but she's very vulnerable right now and you have a girlfriend.
#22 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 23
Uh, you're right. I'll, uh, I'll see you at home.
#23 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 24
"And then she's gonna make you some delicious juice."
#24 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 25 #25 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 26 #26 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 27
Make it a big glass.
#27 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 28
Do you ever have one of those days?
#28 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 29
When the clock strikes 2:00, just go to sleep.
#29 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 30
Oh, Ted, I'm so sorry. That's just terrible. I feel awful.
#30 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 31 #31 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 32
He rocks... infinity.
#32 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 33
When I look back at the best stories of my life--
#33 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 34
We're going home.
#34 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 35 #35 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 36
but I think the whole time a little part of me wanted this phone instead.
#36 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 37 #37 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 38
I'm at Robin's.
#38 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 39
Victoria's great, but, it's Robin.
#39 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 40
But if you do this right now, your entire future with her will be built on a crime.
#40 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 41 #41 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 42
- I'm sorry. I... - Oh. Oh, no. I understand.
#42 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 43 #43 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 44 #44 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 45
I mean, there's five dogs in there, but...
#45 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 46 #46 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 47
Okay.
#47 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 48
Not from the bathroom of the girl that you're about to sleep with.
#48 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 49
How many women can say they've been personally serenaded by Korean Elvis?
#49 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 50
Okay, if we're at the "le," then I say we follow it up with a "t's go home."
#50