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Season 1  "Zip, Zip, Zip"  1x14

Aired 19 years ago - Feb 27, 2006

After agreeing to take things slowly and not have sex for a month, Ted and Victoria decide that they have waited long enough.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 1
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 2
But Ted's too busy being in a lesbian relationship.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 3
Simple. Elegant.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 4
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 5
The 18th can't get here fast enough.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 6
75th and Amsterdam.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 7
Yeah, for 89 bucks a night, we're doing it.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 8
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 9
They don't know that.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 10
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 11
Emilio? The woman will have...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 12
My father was a cigar fanatic, it was the only way to get his attention.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 13
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 14
No.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 15
That is, like, high-school-literary-magazine bad.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 16
Maybe we should just go out there.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 17
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 18
So. What do you and Ted usually do after the cigar bar?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 19
If you're up for it.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 20
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 21
I don't know, we used to be even more nauseatingly into each other than Ted and Victoria.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 22
Well, it's not fair to compare us to Ted and Victoria.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 23
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 24
Should we take this to the bedroom?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 25
No! Do her! Do her now!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 26
Do we have any cough syrup in here?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 27
Either we all get out of here or no one does.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 28
Damn. Want to go get a soft pretzel?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 29
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 30
Okay, well, get ready for my sex-ray vision.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 31
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 32
it'll change the entire nature of our relationship.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 33
You always think there'll be more time.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 34
I drank a Big Gulp of Mountain Dew during that Quantum Leap marathon.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 35
The trick is to bend the aircraft carrier so it makes an L.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 36
That's a woman.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 37
Oh, my God. I love your jeans.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 38
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 39
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 40
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 41
Eh, you sometimes like to do a little catch and release.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 42
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 43
They can suck on each other's fingers for an hour,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 44
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 45
And, um, thanks for sticking around tonight.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 46
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 47
What?! I did the opposite! I threw some other girl at you.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 48
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 49
You had to do it, sweetie... for Ted.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 50
Oh, crap!

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 2
But Ted's too busy being in a lesbian relationship.
#2 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 3
Simple. Elegant.
#3 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 4 #4 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 5
The 18th can't get here fast enough.
#5 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 6
75th and Amsterdam.
#6 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 7
Yeah, for 89 bucks a night, we're doing it.
#7 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 8 #8 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 9
They don't know that.
#9 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 10 #10 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 11
Emilio? The woman will have...
#11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 12
My father was a cigar fanatic, it was the only way to get his attention.
#12 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 13 #13 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 14
No.
#14 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 15
That is, like, high-school-literary-magazine bad.
#15 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 16
Maybe we should just go out there.
#16 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 17 #17 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 18
So. What do you and Ted usually do after the cigar bar?
#18 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 19
If you're up for it.
#19 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 20 #20 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 21
I don't know, we used to be even more nauseatingly into each other than Ted and Victoria.
#21 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 22
Well, it's not fair to compare us to Ted and Victoria.
#22 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 23 #23 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 24
Should we take this to the bedroom?
#24 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 25
No! Do her! Do her now!
#25 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 26
Do we have any cough syrup in here?
#26 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 27
Either we all get out of here or no one does.
#27 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 28
Damn. Want to go get a soft pretzel?
#28 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 29 #29 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 30
Okay, well, get ready for my sex-ray vision.
#30 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 31 #31 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 32
it'll change the entire nature of our relationship.
#32 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 33
You always think there'll be more time.
#33 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 34
I drank a Big Gulp of Mountain Dew during that Quantum Leap marathon.
#34 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 35
The trick is to bend the aircraft carrier so it makes an L.
#35 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 36
That's a woman.
#36 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 37
Oh, my God. I love your jeans.
#37 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 38 #38 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 39 #39 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 40 #40 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 41
Eh, you sometimes like to do a little catch and release.
#41 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 42 #42 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 43
They can suck on each other's fingers for an hour,
#43 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 44 #44 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 45
And, um, thanks for sticking around tonight.
#45 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 46 #46 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 47
What?! I did the opposite! I threw some other girl at you.
#47 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 48 #48 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 49
You had to do it, sweetie... for Ted.
#49 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 50
Oh, crap!
#50