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Season 5  "Hard on Me"  5x5

Aired 7 years ago - Feb 04, 2014

Andy organizes a Gulf Haven 5k in an effort to save his reputation as Mayor after an embarrassing article comes out in the local paper. Jules uses the race to help her dad Chick get out of the house and relive his coaching days. But the crew struggles to get through his intense workouts. Meanwhile, Grayson fulfills his dream of being cast in a commercial; however, he's in for a big surprise when he receives his role.

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Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 1
And then he invented the "Potter Squatter."
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 2
Just go on an audition, man.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 3
That's a great idea, Jules.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 4
I was gonna suggest a puppy race.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 5
Chick was a track coach.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 6
(Whines)
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 7
I'll-- I'll-- I'll do the right thing, man. I'll marry her.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 8
And then I get seen by this totally hot beach bunny,
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 9
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 10
(Coughs)
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 11
In my defense,
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 12
- Ow! - I'll tell you how tough it can be
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 13
(Panting) Jules, your dad coached track?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 14
All I can hear is "Wah! Wah! Wah!"
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 15
Hey, dad, we don't need to work too hard.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 16
Line up for wind sprints, losers.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 17
Aah! Ellie! You scared the crap out of me!
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 18
I can make you like me.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 19
I'm here for my wardrobe fitting.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 20
Turbo-T is a prescription gel
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 21
♪ mama, won't you please, let me? ♪
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 22
That crusty old bastard's gonna kill me.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 23
(Sobbing loudly)
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 24
I don't know how much longer I can keep this up.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 25
(Singsongy) Hey, hey, mama's boy, mama's boy.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 26
sweat socks filled with bleu cheese.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 27
was humiliating!
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 28
Dude, buddy, I didn't know.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 29
You guys got sick on purpose?!
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 30
No!
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 31
Just turn the lights out, please.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 32
Good. They were holding us back.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 33
You're a bully and you're a horrible coach!
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 34
I mean, this whole training thing has been a huge bust.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 35
Do you know how many towel snap marks I have on my ass?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 36
- Can you do me a favor? - You want me to call Chick?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 37
Look, man, I'm the one who needs to apologize, okay?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 38
Look... maybe I got my head in the clouds,
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 39
It's to get married again.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 40
you're the young stud that all those old dudes wanna be.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 41
so I'll probably just hang here until I gotta go.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 42
How'd you know I was here?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 43
I was excited at getting to coach again.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 44
That's what makes you such a great dad.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 45
I needed somebody to snap me out of the funk I was in,
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 46
(Scoffs) You know I do.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 47
(Nasal voice) Being sick is amazing. (Wheezes)
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 48
No, I don't think we can smell anything.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 49
but I can't exactly preach to my dad about not quitting on life
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 50
I hope you people are ready to see a tour de force,

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Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 2
Just go on an audition, man.
#2
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 3
That's a great idea, Jules.
#3
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 4
I was gonna suggest a puppy race.
#4
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 5
Chick was a track coach.
#5
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 6
(Whines)
#6
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 7
I'll-- I'll-- I'll do the right thing, man. I'll marry her.
#7
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 8
And then I get seen by this totally hot beach bunny,
#8
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 9 #9 Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 10
(Coughs)
#10
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 11
In my defense,
#11
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 12
- Ow! - I'll tell you how tough it can be
#12
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 13
(Panting) Jules, your dad coached track?
#13
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 14
All I can hear is "Wah! Wah! Wah!"
#14
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 15
Hey, dad, we don't need to work too hard.
#15
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 16
Line up for wind sprints, losers.
#16
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 17
Aah! Ellie! You scared the crap out of me!
#17
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 18
I can make you like me.
#18
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 19
I'm here for my wardrobe fitting.
#19
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 20
Turbo-T is a prescription gel
#20
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 21
♪ mama, won't you please, let me? ♪
#21
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 22
That crusty old bastard's gonna kill me.
#22
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 23
(Sobbing loudly)
#23
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 24
I don't know how much longer I can keep this up.
#24
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 25
(Singsongy) Hey, hey, mama's boy, mama's boy.
#25
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 26
sweat socks filled with bleu cheese.
#26
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 27
was humiliating!
#27
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 28
Dude, buddy, I didn't know.
#28
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 29
You guys got sick on purpose?!
#29
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 30
No!
#30
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 31
Just turn the lights out, please.
#31
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 32
Good. They were holding us back.
#32
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 33
You're a bully and you're a horrible coach!
#33
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 34
I mean, this whole training thing has been a huge bust.
#34
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 35
Do you know how many towel snap marks I have on my ass?
#35
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 36
- Can you do me a favor? - You want me to call Chick?
#36
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 37
Look, man, I'm the one who needs to apologize, okay?
#37
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 38
Look... maybe I got my head in the clouds,
#38
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 39
It's to get married again.
#39
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 40
you're the young stud that all those old dudes wanna be.
#40
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 41
so I'll probably just hang here until I gotta go.
#41
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 42
How'd you know I was here?
#42
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 43
I was excited at getting to coach again.
#43
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 44
That's what makes you such a great dad.
#44
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 45
I needed somebody to snap me out of the funk I was in,
#45
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 46
(Scoffs) You know I do.
#46
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 47
(Nasal voice) Being sick is amazing. (Wheezes)
#47
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 48
No, I don't think we can smell anything.
#48
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 49
but I can't exactly preach to my dad about not quitting on life
#49
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 5 (S05E05) - 50
I hope you people are ready to see a tour de force,
#50