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Season 5  "We Stand a Chance"  5x13

Aired 7 years ago - Apr 01, 2014

After winning Cul de Sac Crew Trivia, Tom gets to pick the location of the next group vacation. The gang is less than thrilled, however, when Tom opts for a stay-cation. Meanwhile, Jules fakes being healthy at her annual physical exam and gets some shocking results. And Bobby accidentally signs Grayson and himself up for a breakdancing competition.

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Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 1
All that's left is to get a urine sample.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 2
No, you signed up for break dancing.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 3
I know you were looking forward to some competition.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 4
I did a little breakin' back in my day,
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 5
- Ooh. - But not now.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 6
Either of you got a few hundred grand sitting around?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 7
part-time co-host of Entertainment Tonight,
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 8
Will you marry me and my millions of dollars?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 9
Yeah! It was terrible!
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 10
Uh, there is one thing, however,
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 11
Oh, my God! Wow.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 12
She's pregnant with Trav's child.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 13
He was a member of a real, live breaking crew.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 14
That's not the point. Yes, I'm sure.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 15
Let's talk about your characters.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 16
- Travis. - I am Tavis Crob.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 17
my wife could use a new pony!
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 18
- How are they gonna take this? - I have no idea!
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 19
We decided to get pretend-married!
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 20
Yeah, all my purses are either dayglo
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 21
is still technically a bastard...
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 22
And I'll be married to a grandma...
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 23
They're fragile, and loud music frightens them.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 24
Okay, my boss will be here any minute.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 25
Who in their right mind would want to live in New York City?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 26
Right, because there's a ton
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 27
Insane, dumb, cliché...
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 28
I didn't know how to tell Trav and Laurie
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 29
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 30
Hey, Trav. What's going on?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 31
Sorry. It's... just really tense here.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 32
- Say the word, I'll go grab it. - No, wait, I can't!
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 33
Why don't you go make something of yourselves?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 34
Earlier, we were ready to go get crazy
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 35
than they were this morning, right?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 36
How you holding up?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 37
I guess we should've talked about this stuff sooner.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 38
Okay.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 39
I mean, but I was talking to Chick about...
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 40
that being a photographer isn't my dream.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 41
I love you, Laurie.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 42
It's time to tell you the news,
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 43
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 44
Ohh!
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 45
♪ baby, don't hurt me ♪
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 46
- Yeah! What?! Yeah! - ♪ don't hurt me no more ♪
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 47
Oh, man. They are so much better than us.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 48
I have something to tell you,
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 49
What's going on?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 50
♪ the earth is warm... ♪

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Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 2
No, you signed up for break dancing.
#2
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 3
I know you were looking forward to some competition.
#3
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 4
I did a little breakin' back in my day,
#4
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 5
- Ooh. - But not now.
#5
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 6
Either of you got a few hundred grand sitting around?
#6
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 7
part-time co-host of Entertainment Tonight,
#7
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 8
Will you marry me and my millions of dollars?
#8
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 9
Yeah! It was terrible!
#9
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 10
Uh, there is one thing, however,
#10
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 11
Oh, my God! Wow.
#11
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 12
She's pregnant with Trav's child.
#12
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 13
He was a member of a real, live breaking crew.
#13
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 14
That's not the point. Yes, I'm sure.
#14
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 15
Let's talk about your characters.
#15
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- Travis. - I am Tavis Crob.
#16
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my wife could use a new pony!
#17
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- How are they gonna take this? - I have no idea!
#18
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We decided to get pretend-married!
#19
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 20
Yeah, all my purses are either dayglo
#20
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 21
is still technically a bastard...
#21
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 22
And I'll be married to a grandma...
#22
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 23
They're fragile, and loud music frightens them.
#23
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 24
Okay, my boss will be here any minute.
#24
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 25
Who in their right mind would want to live in New York City?
#25
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 26
Right, because there's a ton
#26
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 27
Insane, dumb, cliché...
#27
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 28
I didn't know how to tell Trav and Laurie
#28
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 29 #29 Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 30
Hey, Trav. What's going on?
#30
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 31
Sorry. It's... just really tense here.
#31
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 32
- Say the word, I'll go grab it. - No, wait, I can't!
#32
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 33
Why don't you go make something of yourselves?
#33
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 34
Earlier, we were ready to go get crazy
#34
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 35
than they were this morning, right?
#35
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 36
How you holding up?
#36
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 37
I guess we should've talked about this stuff sooner.
#37
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 38
Okay.
#38
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 39
I mean, but I was talking to Chick about...
#39
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 40
that being a photographer isn't my dream.
#40
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 41
I love you, Laurie.
#41
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 42
It's time to tell you the news,
#42
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 43 #43 Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 44
Ohh!
#44
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 45
♪ baby, don't hurt me ♪
#45
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 46
- Yeah! What?! Yeah! - ♪ don't hurt me no more ♪
#46
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 47
Oh, man. They are so much better than us.
#47
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 48
I have something to tell you,
#48
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 49
What's going on?
#49
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 13 (S05E13) - 50
♪ the earth is warm... ♪
#50