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Season 5  "The Trip to Pirate's Cove"  5x4

Aired 7 years ago - Jan 28, 2014

The town of Gulf Haven is transformed into a pirate's cove for Buccaneer Week. Determined to step up his mayoral duties, Andy pleads with Ellie to appeal to tourists by bringing out her alter ego, Charming Ellie. Enamored by this new, lovable version of her best friend, Jules cannot get enough of "Chellie." Meanwhile, Laurie starts baking "naughty cakes" to increase sales.

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Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 1
Oh, I guess pirates aren't really that into cake.
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Here.
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Can you make... that?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 4
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that Buccaneer Week goes flawlessly. (Chuckles)
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Beefed up security.
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(Normal voice) Pirate talk is weirdly catchy.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 8
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 9
Oh, hi! Three gin Martinis.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 10
Although, I swear, you look even younger tonight.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 11
Shiver me timbers! Who is that?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 12
Please allow me to introduce you to my dearest friend.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 13
Well, it's nice to meet you all.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 14
- Uh, I feel light-headed. - Who's hungry?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 15
He looked me right in the eyes,
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 16
Are you sure it wasn't a bunch of little jellyfish
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And if we close the beaches, they'll lose a lot of money.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 18
I've always suspected that he's a teenage boy
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 19
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 20
A tweet from @doctortomg helped spread the word.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 21
Um, I want it to be me, naked,
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 22
will just fly across the room and stick to her.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 23
Tell him I'm bored enough already as it is.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 24
and laugh over salads, like women do in magazines.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 25
Sure, the ocean was murky and-- and you thought
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 26
Hey, well, don't let them near my cleave cash,
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 27
into an adult-themed establishment.
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Yeah, I had to change the name of my French fries to "Chips."
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 29
olé, olé, olé
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That's the first time
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 31
and tell you that the water's safe
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(Crowd murmuring)
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there's anyone important around.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 34
which is why they're undercover.
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'Cause I would totally support that.
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Thanks, Jules.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 37
Maybe I'll be Chellie all the time.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 38
I needed some new business, and I got some, okay?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 39
I wanna upgrade from big to ba-donka-donk.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 40
That's it. I want all creepy weirdos out my shop.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 41
True, but you chose integrity over compromising your vision.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 42
And not to sound cold,
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 43
(Crowd) Yeah! Yeah!
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But only one is my best friend,
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(Woman) - Yeah! Woo-hoo! - Wa-wa-- wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 47
I just think they'll be happier back home.
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- No, I'm laughing. - I wanna talk to you. Okay, thanks.
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I had that crystal ball, and Bobby went bowling with it?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 50
Just that being nice hurts me to my core.

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Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 2
Here.
#2
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Can you make... that?
#3
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 4 #4 Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 5
that Buccaneer Week goes flawlessly. (Chuckles)
#5
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 6
Beefed up security.
#6
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 7
(Normal voice) Pirate talk is weirdly catchy.
#7
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 8 #8 Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 9
Oh, hi! Three gin Martinis.
#9
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 10
Although, I swear, you look even younger tonight.
#10
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 11
Shiver me timbers! Who is that?
#11
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 12
Please allow me to introduce you to my dearest friend.
#12
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 13
Well, it's nice to meet you all.
#13
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 14
- Uh, I feel light-headed. - Who's hungry?
#14
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 15
He looked me right in the eyes,
#15
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Are you sure it wasn't a bunch of little jellyfish
#16
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And if we close the beaches, they'll lose a lot of money.
#17
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I've always suspected that he's a teenage boy
#18
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A tweet from @doctortomg helped spread the word.
#20
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Um, I want it to be me, naked,
#21
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will just fly across the room and stick to her.
#22
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Tell him I'm bored enough already as it is.
#23
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and laugh over salads, like women do in magazines.
#24
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 25
Sure, the ocean was murky and-- and you thought
#25
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 26
Hey, well, don't let them near my cleave cash,
#26
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 27
into an adult-themed establishment.
#27
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 28
Yeah, I had to change the name of my French fries to "Chips."
#28
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 29
olé, olé, olé
#29
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 30
That's the first time
#30
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 31
and tell you that the water's safe
#31
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 32
(Crowd murmuring)
#32
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there's anyone important around.
#33
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 34
which is why they're undercover.
#34
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'Cause I would totally support that.
#35
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Thanks, Jules.
#36
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Maybe I'll be Chellie all the time.
#37
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 38
I needed some new business, and I got some, okay?
#38
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 39
I wanna upgrade from big to ba-donka-donk.
#39
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 40
That's it. I want all creepy weirdos out my shop.
#40
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 41
True, but you chose integrity over compromising your vision.
#41
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 42
And not to sound cold,
#42
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 43
(Crowd) Yeah! Yeah!
#43
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 44
But only one is my best friend,
#44
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(Woman) - Yeah! Woo-hoo! - Wa-wa-- wait, wait, wait, wait.
#45
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 46 #46 Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 47
I just think they'll be happier back home.
#47
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- No, I'm laughing. - I wanna talk to you. Okay, thanks.
#48
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 4 (S05E04) - 49
I had that crystal ball, and Bobby went bowling with it?
#49
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Just that being nice hurts me to my core.
#50