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Season 5  "Like a Diamond"  5x2

Aired 7 years ago - Jan 14, 2014

After letting her car insurance lapse, Jules winds up in a car accident with an attractive man named Sam. When Jules notices that her wedding ring has fallen off during the fender bender she cannot resist accepting Sam's offer to take her on a date. Meanwhile, Bobby takes steps to prepare for a major snowstorm. But with only a 10% chance of snow, the weather has Travis concerned that his dad will be disappointed.

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Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 1
and they can't find anything to eat them.
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And I'm gonna say, "snakes.
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I'd like to congratulate my wife
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Cool. (Chuckles)
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 5
Third boob from "Total Recall." What up?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 6
How are you not dead?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 7
- What about you, Laurie? - 'Cause you're mean to me.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 8
That's impossible. So just go to the party.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 9
And these are snake-containing units.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 10
If it's okay, can we keep things the way they are?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 11
But that's the worst thing that can happen.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 12
We're all hanging out with the McCormacks.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 13
or an oldie who's just taking up space?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 14
I did the old "ask to shower with her
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 15
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 16
What's all the ruckus?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 17
Their feet are actually in their stomach.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 18
I'm crawling on your face."
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 19
It's been a shock to all of us.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 20
What about your "I hate Tuesdays" shirt?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 21
No, it's bad luck
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 22
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 23
I feel like we're not that old. (Chuckles)
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 24
Right, big guy?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 25
(Laughs) I'm looking for a "yes" or a "no," Norm. (Clicks tongue)
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 26
Oh, we could call it the "Pair-A-Dice."
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 27
Okay, well, unfortunately,
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 28
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 29
Go have fun with your whores.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 30
but damn it, we always have fun.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 31
(Mouths word) Unfortunately,
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 32
I know. I got so many compliments on my sweater.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 33
Is this not our house?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 34
No.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 35
(Gasps) Sit-down shopping sounds amazing.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 36
But that's how it starts.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 37
(Footsteps approach)
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 38
Hey, man. It's pretty badass that you stopped crying.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 39
Lame!
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 40
That's exactly what my parties are like,
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 41
You know, you don't have to get crazy with me.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 42
Hey, guys.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 43
and no matter what, stay away from the light."
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 44
- Quiet down, backseat. - Don't "quiet down, backseat" me.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 45
Oh, I can tell you're bummed
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 46
Oh, damn it.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 47
but I'll hold off since I'm making a romantic gesture.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 48
Coming through. Oh. Hey, guys. Thanks for coming.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 49
("The Final Game" playing)
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And I'm gonna say, "snakes.
#2
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I'd like to congratulate my wife
#3
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 4
Cool. (Chuckles)
#4
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 5
Third boob from "Total Recall." What up?
#5
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 6
How are you not dead?
#6
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 7
- What about you, Laurie? - 'Cause you're mean to me.
#7
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 8
That's impossible. So just go to the party.
#8
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 9
And these are snake-containing units.
#9
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 10
If it's okay, can we keep things the way they are?
#10
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 11
But that's the worst thing that can happen.
#11
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 12
We're all hanging out with the McCormacks.
#12
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 13
or an oldie who's just taking up space?
#13
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 14
I did the old "ask to shower with her
#14
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What's all the ruckus?
#16
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Their feet are actually in their stomach.
#17
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I'm crawling on your face."
#18
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It's been a shock to all of us.
#19
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What about your "I hate Tuesdays" shirt?
#20
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No, it's bad luck
#21
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I feel like we're not that old. (Chuckles)
#23
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Right, big guy?
#24
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(Laughs) I'm looking for a "yes" or a "no," Norm. (Clicks tongue)
#25
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 26
Oh, we could call it the "Pair-A-Dice."
#26
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Okay, well, unfortunately,
#27
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Go have fun with your whores.
#29
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but damn it, we always have fun.
#30
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 31
(Mouths word) Unfortunately,
#31
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 32
I know. I got so many compliments on my sweater.
#32
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 33
Is this not our house?
#33
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No.
#34
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(Gasps) Sit-down shopping sounds amazing.
#35
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 36
But that's how it starts.
#36
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 37
(Footsteps approach)
#37
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Hey, man. It's pretty badass that you stopped crying.
#38
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 39
Lame!
#39
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That's exactly what my parties are like,
#40
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 41
You know, you don't have to get crazy with me.
#41
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 42
Hey, guys.
#42
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 43
and no matter what, stay away from the light."
#43
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 44
- Quiet down, backseat. - Don't "quiet down, backseat" me.
#44
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 45
Oh, I can tell you're bummed
#45
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 46
Oh, damn it.
#46
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 47
but I'll hold off since I'm making a romantic gesture.
#47
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 48
Coming through. Oh. Hey, guys. Thanks for coming.
#48
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 2 (S05E02) - 49
("The Final Game" playing)
#49
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