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Season 5  "All or Nothin'"  5x1

Aired 7 years ago - Jan 07, 2014

The Cul de Sac Crew feels weird about Laurie and Travis dating, but Jules is determined to play it cool. Bobby and Andy make it big when Penny Can goes global. But when Bobby starts throwing around money, Grayson confronts him about years of unpaid bar tabs. Meanwhile, Andy struggles to get Stan to sleep after a slasher movie.

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Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 1
What are we gonna do?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 2
It's not my fault they can't handle "the truth."
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 3
But, you know, the initial shock has worn off.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 4
Oh! My foster brother Technotron was part stereo.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 5
Uh, scissors for hands?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 6
as a high-fiving, loud-talking weirdo?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 7
But still,
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 8
- (Squeak, thud) - (Man) Whoa!
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 9
your bar tab spilled over into a second notebook
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 10
(Laughs) I sure do!
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 11
I love it.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 12
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 13
Jules. (Shivers)
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 14
Why would you do that in my shower?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 15
You know what's so amazing?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 16
They were very dirty.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 17
anywhere close to each other ever again.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 18
- (Grayson) Nerdsville. - (Ellie) Nerd!
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 19
And the fact that you're constantly just leaning over
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 20
(Bobby and Grayson) Boîte à sous!
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 21
Here you go. (Grunts)
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 22
What strategy?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 23
There's no creepy scary man lurking outside.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 24
to accidentally grabbing your son's erect penis.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 25
even the...
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 26
♪ naked sexy touchy grabby ♪
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 27
I tried telling him that superman is also real
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 28
in front of your young child?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 29
See, I realize that you're a visual guy,
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 30
All the beer you have taken from my bar.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 31
But now the water's fine, and I'm used to it.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 32
Oh!
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 33
Relax, Laurie. I'm not trying... Oh! Ambushy.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 34
Sex things we like to do
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 35
I like to get my hair pulled. Hard.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 36
Mmm.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 37
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 38
Say when.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 39
You know what really sucks?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 40
Did I ignore it?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 41
I will come out and kill you!
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 42
I decided to stop taking you beer.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 43
I'm not mad at you, Bobby, okay?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 44
Oh, anything for kids.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 45
Okay, here's what's gonna happen.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 46
Yeah, so friendly.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 47
No, Mr. Krueger was my father.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 48
- What is all this? - I get it now.
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 49
You you don't want my used hot tub?
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 50
I assume it's 'cause most guys are intimidated by my abs.

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Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 2
It's not my fault they can't handle "the truth."
#2
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 3
But, you know, the initial shock has worn off.
#3
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 4
Oh! My foster brother Technotron was part stereo.
#4
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 5
Uh, scissors for hands?
#5
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 6
as a high-fiving, loud-talking weirdo?
#6
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 7
But still,
#7
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 8
- (Squeak, thud) - (Man) Whoa!
#8
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 9
your bar tab spilled over into a second notebook
#9
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 10
(Laughs) I sure do!
#10
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 11
I love it.
#11
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Jules. (Shivers)
#13
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 14
Why would you do that in my shower?
#14
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 15
You know what's so amazing?
#15
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 16
They were very dirty.
#16
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 17
anywhere close to each other ever again.
#17
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 18
- (Grayson) Nerdsville. - (Ellie) Nerd!
#18
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 19
And the fact that you're constantly just leaning over
#19
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 20
(Bobby and Grayson) Boîte à sous!
#20
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 21
Here you go. (Grunts)
#21
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What strategy?
#22
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There's no creepy scary man lurking outside.
#23
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 24
to accidentally grabbing your son's erect penis.
#24
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 25
even the...
#25
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 26
♪ naked sexy touchy grabby ♪
#26
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 27
I tried telling him that superman is also real
#27
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 28
in front of your young child?
#28
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 29
See, I realize that you're a visual guy,
#29
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 30
All the beer you have taken from my bar.
#30
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 31
But now the water's fine, and I'm used to it.
#31
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 32
Oh!
#32
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 33
Relax, Laurie. I'm not trying... Oh! Ambushy.
#33
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 34
Sex things we like to do
#34
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 35
I like to get my hair pulled. Hard.
#35
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 36
Mmm.
#36
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Say when.
#38
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 39
You know what really sucks?
#39
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 40
Did I ignore it?
#40
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 41
I will come out and kill you!
#41
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 42
I decided to stop taking you beer.
#42
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 43
I'm not mad at you, Bobby, okay?
#43
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 44
Oh, anything for kids.
#44
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 45
Okay, here's what's gonna happen.
#45
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 46
Yeah, so friendly.
#46
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 47
No, Mr. Krueger was my father.
#47
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 48
- What is all this? - I get it now.
#48
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 49
You you don't want my used hot tub?
#49
Recap of Cougar Town Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 50
I assume it's 'cause most guys are intimidated by my abs.
#50