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Season 5

Aired 6 years ago - Apr 01, 2014

After winning Cul de Sac Crew Trivia, Tom gets to pick the location of the next group vacation. The gang is less than thrilled, however, when Tom opts for a stay-cation. Meanwhile, Jules fakes being healthy at her annual physical exam and gets some shocking results. And Bobby accidentally signs Grayson and himself up for a breakdancing competition.

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All that's left is to get a urine sample.
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No, you signed up for break dancing.
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I know you were looking forward to some competition.
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I did a little breakin' back in my day,
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- Ooh. - But not now.
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Either of you got a few hundred grand sitting around?
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part-time co-host of Entertainment Tonight,
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Will you marry me and my millions of dollars?
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Yeah! It was terrible!
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Uh, there is one thing, however,
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Oh, my God! Wow.
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She's pregnant with Trav's child.
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He was a member of a real, live breaking crew.
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That's not the point. Yes, I'm sure.
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Let's talk about your characters.
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- Travis. - I am Tavis Crob.
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my wife could use a new pony!
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- How are they gonna take this? - I have no idea!
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We decided to get pretend-married!
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Yeah, all my purses are either dayglo
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is still technically a bastard...
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And I'll be married to a grandma...
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They're fragile, and loud music frightens them.
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Okay, my boss will be here any minute.
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Who in their right mind would want to live in New York City?
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Right, because there's a ton
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Insane, dumb, cliché...
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I didn't know how to tell Trav and Laurie
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Hey, Trav. What's going on?
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Sorry. It's... just really tense here.
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- Say the word, I'll go grab it. - No, wait, I can't!
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Why don't you go make something of yourselves?
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Earlier, we were ready to go get crazy
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than they were this morning, right?
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How you holding up?
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I guess we should've talked about this stuff sooner.
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Okay.
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I mean, but I was talking to Chick about...
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that being a photographer isn't my dream.
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I love you, Laurie.
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It's time to tell you the news,
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Ohh!
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♪ baby, don't hurt me ♪
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- Yeah! What?! Yeah! - ♪ don't hurt me no more ♪
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Oh, man. They are so much better than us.
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I have something to tell you,
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What's going on?
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♪ the earth is warm... ♪
Aired 6 years ago - Mar 25, 2014

As Chick deals with the fallout from his first Alzheimers symptoms, Jules convinces him to look at houses nearby. Without meaning to, Grayson introduces the idea of Chick moving in with them, a suggestion he quickly regrets. All the while, the Cul de Sac Crew excitedly prepares for Travis's college graduation which kicks off, among other things, a rivalry between Ellie and Laurie for who is #1 on Jules' most-important-friend list. MORE -LESS

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I finally convince my dad to move closer,
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I mean, I don't know-- he's always been so independent,
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I had my first "encounter" at one of those.
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Are those the, uh,
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Mnh. I think you mean Mikey Angelo,
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Wait a minute.
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She cut Stan's umbilical cord when Andy passed out.
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- Mmm. - Mmm.
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and he said yes!
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Answer in the form of a question!
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and saying "Anchors away."
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and banging your way up the friend ladder.
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Let me show you how a real woman makes out.
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You know where I'll be, don't you?
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Oh, sometimes when I need a little alone time,
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Next program is gonna reveal who really killed JFK.
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a little guitar.
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[ Both laugh ]
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That's Jules' favorite sweater on you.
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A statement that if put to song and dance
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I can't believe they all turned out to be impractical.
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and spell out "Congratulations, Travis.
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The Allies are kicking some serious ass today.
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and the volume's all the way up on the TV,
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but you still wanted him to move in with us.
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He complains all the time.
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Your mom's dad-- your grandpa Marty--
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But having him there with us made your mom happy,
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During the time I've been here with you,
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I was just giving you a hard time.
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What-- Are you crazy? You're always a priority.
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And that's basically cheating.
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Should we blame Bobby?
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that really cute girl from your psych class
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birthday parties, Little League games,
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His favorite wrestler! He lives here in Florida!
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How'd you know I was here?
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I'm gonna have to do so many crunches.
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I do want him to move in with us.
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so that's why we're gonna do this.
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And when I get so happy that I have to kiss someone,
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being here for my grandson's graduation.
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You were just venting.
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[ Camera shutter clicks ] Oh, it's a good one.
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Aired 6 years ago - Mar 18, 2014

When Bobby's boat goes missing, Jules and Bobby step into their old crime fighting personas, "Blacktop" and "Gumshoe", in order to solve the mystery. Meanwhile, Grayson helps Andy win over his new supervisor by teaching him "the neg," and Laurie and Travis attempt to decorate her apartment together.

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I love that we totally agree about everything.
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A low-priority case? That was my home!
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Now, you're never gonna guess why I was called Blacktop.
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- The monkey again? - Turns out, we didn't have a subscription.
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Uh, here?
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Impressing a superior male is no different
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an insult disguised as a compliment
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[ Chuckles ]
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These poor little guys must miss their mama.
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Think I can pour my own cereal.
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[ Gasps ] Bobby, your old jet-ski key!
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- Ow! - I'm gonna go prep the golf cart
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This is my way of helping him out.
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See, baby? It's just fun. [ Pats back ]
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I'm in the mood to celebrate,
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Chinese?
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Okay, but what do you think of the room?
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Listen, I have a cousin named "Minutiae."
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[ Mumbles indistinctly ]
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Yeah, I have a little beef with a few folks.
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No, it's my old flip phone.
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Get him!
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Your first mistake was running.
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Everything's messed up.
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Well, I've spent the last three years
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You know, why don't you take your fancy words back to Hogwarts?
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maybe I won't, either.
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and I was in the middle
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You want to run our old routine-- good cop, great cop?
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We want some answers, Jerry.
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[ Bowl clatters ] That's gonna stain.
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Stay put.
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Gumshoe.
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If you ever want to see it again,
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Isn't it strange the caller didn't ask for any money?
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Let's bag it! Anything else?
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Both: Sunk.
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I am moving Mr. Basket to his rightful home.
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this crazy, decorative gold thing is getting a new address.
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and then buy me an expensive gift.
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for someone who left the house wearing those shorts.
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As your master, I demand that you stop.
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I'm no longer the master.
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Okay.
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with a large truck who loves a good prank.
Aired 6 years ago - Mar 11, 2014

Travis starts an open mic night at Coffee Bucks, but things go awry when Andy tries to do stand-up comedy. Tom's daughter Haylee comes to visit, and Grayson and Jules decide to play along when they discover that Tom's been lying to Haylee in order to make himself sound cool.

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under that stiff-collared shirt
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What if I were to show you
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[ Clears throat ]
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I can do better than that.
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Beers with the bros, huh? I'll line 'em up.
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I'm not a big fingie guy.
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You look like Nick Nolte delivering a ransom payment.
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The Guzzle Buddy!
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So, Andy's investment talk was all
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This is my fault for pairing Miss "Get Rich Quick"
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- Of all time! - Yeah!
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She won't be "La, la, la"ing
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Who's Uncle Frank?
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It's my aunt who got stuck in a tanning bed for 12 hours.
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Ha!
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you saw me walking and followed me.
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[ Glass thuds ]
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[ Chuckling ] I mean, it's-- what's with this 1920s vibe?
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Classic. We should take him with us to Coachella.
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Oh! Again?! What a mess!
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Is this some sort of performance piece?
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What's a Guzzle Buddy, and how does it work?
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or simply hanging out with your friends, remember...
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[ Both grunting ]
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Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
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Come on, man!
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New communal computer.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Anyway, it's not your bar they think is lame.
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Laurie used to have phone sex
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before we bought this!
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Ellie says I feed off of other people's excitement,
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Two people tell two more people!
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so, naturally...
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When I showed up with this thing, everyone laughed,
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Believe it or not, people used to laugh at me.
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"Wow. Look at that millionaire walking down the street
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I don't know.
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I don't think you're lame. It's just--
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It's all kind of... dad-ish.
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but now it's like we've crossed over into family.
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[ Grunts ] That's my boy!
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The Guzzle Buddy lets you drink
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so I made him buy it, but don't worry!
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You're right. Go home.
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He looks like a millionaire carrying a bag full of money.
Aired 6 years ago - Mar 04, 2014

After Jules receives a large commission check, she enlists Andy to be her business partner in a get-rich-quick scheme. Meanwhile, Grayson tries to seem cool to Travis's new hipster friends, and Bobby struggles to feel comfortable with his new bag.

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under that stiff-collared shirt
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What if I were to show you
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[ Clears throat ]
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I can do better than that.
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Beers with the bros, huh? I'll line 'em up.
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I'm not a big fingie guy.
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You look like Nick Nolte delivering a ransom payment.
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The Guzzle Buddy!
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So, Andy's investment talk was all
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This is my fault for pairing Miss "Get Rich Quick"
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- Of all time! - Yeah!
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She won't be "La, la, la"ing
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Who's Uncle Frank?
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It's my aunt who got stuck in a tanning bed for 12 hours.
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Ha!
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you saw me walking and followed me.
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[ Glass thuds ]
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[ Chuckling ] I mean, it's-- what's with this 1920s vibe?
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Classic. We should take him with us to Coachella.
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Oh! Again?! What a mess!
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Is this some sort of performance piece?
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What's a Guzzle Buddy, and how does it work?
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or simply hanging out with your friends, remember...
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[ Both grunting ]
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Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
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Come on, man!
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New communal computer.
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[ Chuckles ]
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Anyway, it's not your bar they think is lame.
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Laurie used to have phone sex
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before we bought this!
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Ellie says I feed off of other people's excitement,
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Two people tell two more people!
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so, naturally...
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When I showed up with this thing, everyone laughed,
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Believe it or not, people used to laugh at me.
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"Wow. Look at that millionaire walking down the street
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I don't know.
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I don't think you're lame. It's just--
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It's all kind of... dad-ish.
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but now it's like we've crossed over into family.
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[ Grunts ] That's my boy!
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The Guzzle Buddy lets you drink
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so I made him buy it, but don't worry!
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You're right. Go home.
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He looks like a millionaire carrying a bag full of money.
Aired 6 years ago - Feb 25, 2014

After Travis and Laurie have Jules and Grayson over for a sophisticated brunch, Jules attempts to prove that she and Grayson are the better couple. Andy plans a beach day for Stan so he will be considered a fun dad. Meanwhile, Tom helps Ellie finish a teen novel she started writing years ago.

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But Trav and Laurie are an amateur couple.
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Dude!
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and inside I found a manuscript for a young adult novel.
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I will yank out your spine and play it like a xylophone.
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if you leave now, you get to keep your peanuts.
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Ohh! Sorry, sucker!
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What, did you find them?
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Detergent!
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Here. Have a La-mosa. It's Laurie's special recipe.
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Wow!
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Because you never have flour on your nose.
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We're supposed to be the polished, impressive couple.
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I can't believe the author of "Travelers"
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I stopped drinking, I was being nice to people.
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And a Panini. And a cashmere wrap.
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the beach is a real son of a bitch.
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At least we were able to trade our flip-flops for some water.
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You know, it reminds me of the romantic thing
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Oh, hmm.
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They're not even gonna serve the watermelon, are they?
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That might be great
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You just made me and millions of teens
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I got chicken parm, baby!
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Were these flown in from Brûlée?
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Grayson and I have a dance!
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Act like you're enjoying it!
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Are you baking something rubber?
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Let's, um ... let's just go up to the bedroom.
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Okay. You're gonna need to pick up a few things from the store.
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So the ship comes back and Xander is dead.
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Wait! The future!
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Hey, baby!
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We can still give Stan the best beach day ever.
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Ah, hyah!
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- He had the keys! - He had the keys!
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I told you you could spend $1,000!
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and pounded out an abalone carpaccio.
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Trav and Laurie are still a new couple,
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Okay, it was insane.
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I am, too.
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I've got clam juice all in my shoes.
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That was almost as bad as when Andy recited the lyrics
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You and I, working together, bonding,
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Yep, good day.
Aired 6 years ago - Feb 18, 2014

With Travis graduating college in a few months, Jules starts to worry about his job prospects with an art degree. Laurie and Ellie pose as a lesbian couple in a desperate effort to get Stan into a fancy new school. Meanwhile, Andy insists on making a cat video with the guys for Bro-day.

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No, he doesn't.
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that finishes school, and just sits around
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broke into Gloria Estefan's house
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Something crazy, you name it. Bro day!
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I dare you to throw a rock and not hit a Cuban.
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or perhaps an alternative family.
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Yes, big-time.
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We both support your photography,
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um, how are you gonna support yourself?
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You know, when I was 20, I-I worked at a car wash.
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and collect coins at the beach.
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I cannot believe you kissed me!
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Jelly Clarkson made out with me
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a better kisser than me?
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So what's the problem, lady?
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Bro time! What do you got?
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or dunking and crunking!
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Meow we're talkin'.
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why do you wanna work for Coffee Bucks?
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Not a strong start.
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This weirdo is passionate about coffee.
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in Cuba.
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you know, like...
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constant touching, surprise kisses,
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Isn't that right, lover?
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I can't keep my hands off her.
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And I am the poster boy for zero ambition...
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Let me tell you about my life, son.
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Of course, if he was willing to get a job,
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Well, I'm outta here, too!
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Your wine is like crap, pretzels are stale.
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Although, I do do a great angry inmate.
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about his future.
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I just... I want him to make smart choices
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We need a cat-safe adhesive.
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Well, bottle of tequila later,
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I don't do relationships halfway.
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I'm sorry that I'm so needy!
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I am done. Do you hear me?
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Oh, because he's a flair cat, like Tom Cruise in "Cocktail."
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I don't think this is a healthy cat-mosphere.
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- Look, I just got your text. I know you're mad. - Sit.
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I was impressed with us.
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I brought you here to say thanks.
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Let's get in there and grab some coffee.
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Oh! Pfft.
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Oh, wait. Are we taking a five?
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She sweeps you up, knocks you down,
Aired 6 years ago - Feb 11, 2014

Laurie teaches Jules the rules of karma after Jules lies to customers at the annual cul-de-sac yard sale. Andy uses some of his new yard sale purchases to test Ellie after they make a bet that she can't refrain from being snarky for one day. Meanwhile, Bobby must overcome his fear of rollercoasters to fulfill his grandfather's dying wish.

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It sounds like there's a bunch of dirt in it.
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what is it still doing here?!
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If the thing works, it's a bonus.
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That is super. I'm gonna give that some thought.
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It's a 50-cent pack of cards. No need to mull it over.
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If you can be not snarky for one whole day,
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Deal.
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and ignore the "Barely."
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You look like a guy wearing funny clothes.
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You start thinking about how embarrassing it is
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Okay, I got $43 in cash money
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used scalpels, forceps, surgical masks.
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the tragically short life of Big Tippi.
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Except for the fake Academy Award I got
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Middle school band.
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No, I lied, and now the universe is pissed at me.
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(Imitates rapid gunfire)
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Dad, I think I know what to do about Grandpappy Cobb.
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The ears, Trav.
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Hey, hon.
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Like this one time I was at a club,
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So long, social anxiety! (Pills rattle)
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All right, take a step up.
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Okay, I have to tell you--
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(Whirring) Oh, man, this is going fast!
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Oh, no! No, man, not the corkscrew!
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wasn't working for me.
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I'd think you were avoiding me.
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loads of yard sale crap, and I couldn't make fun of you.
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Ah! I could probably murder somebody and get away with it.
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he got his steak fajitas, and I fixed my karma.
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That was fun.
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it is, like, next-level hot. (Clicks tongue)
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Laurie, what am I gonna do?
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What kind of loser is so afraid of roller coasters
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Because it's incredibly embarrassing.
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I'm sure somebody put back that missing piece of track.
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you step in when they need it most.
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She's an idiot!
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(Chuckles) how handsome you are? Wow.
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do you think it's wise to taunt me?
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(Buzzing stops) What's going on?
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is conspiring against you.
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who usually doesn't walk around looking like a massive dork.
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except in parts of India--
Aired 6 years ago - Feb 04, 2014

Andy organizes a Gulf Haven 5k in an effort to save his reputation as Mayor after an embarrassing article comes out in the local paper. Jules uses the race to help her dad Chick get out of the house and relive his coaching days. But the crew struggles to get through his intense workouts. Meanwhile, Grayson fulfills his dream of being cast in a commercial; however, he's in for a big surprise when he receives his role. MORE -LESS

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And then he invented the "Potter Squatter."
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Just go on an audition, man.
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That's a great idea, Jules.
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I was gonna suggest a puppy race.
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Chick was a track coach.
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(Whines)
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I'll-- I'll-- I'll do the right thing, man. I'll marry her.
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And then I get seen by this totally hot beach bunny,
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(Coughs)
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In my defense,
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- Ow! - I'll tell you how tough it can be
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(Panting) Jules, your dad coached track?
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All I can hear is "Wah! Wah! Wah!"
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Hey, dad, we don't need to work too hard.
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Line up for wind sprints, losers.
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Aah! Ellie! You scared the crap out of me!
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I can make you like me.
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I'm here for my wardrobe fitting.
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Turbo-T is a prescription gel
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♪ mama, won't you please, let me? ♪
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That crusty old bastard's gonna kill me.
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(Sobbing loudly)
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I don't know how much longer I can keep this up.
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(Singsongy) Hey, hey, mama's boy, mama's boy.
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sweat socks filled with bleu cheese.
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was humiliating!
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Dude, buddy, I didn't know.
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You guys got sick on purpose?!
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No!
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Just turn the lights out, please.
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Good. They were holding us back.
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You're a bully and you're a horrible coach!
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I mean, this whole training thing has been a huge bust.
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Do you know how many towel snap marks I have on my ass?
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- Can you do me a favor? - You want me to call Chick?
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Look, man, I'm the one who needs to apologize, okay?
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Look... maybe I got my head in the clouds,
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It's to get married again.
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you're the young stud that all those old dudes wanna be.
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so I'll probably just hang here until I gotta go.
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How'd you know I was here?
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I was excited at getting to coach again.
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That's what makes you such a great dad.
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I needed somebody to snap me out of the funk I was in,
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(Scoffs) You know I do.
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(Nasal voice) Being sick is amazing. (Wheezes)
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No, I don't think we can smell anything.
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but I can't exactly preach to my dad about not quitting on life
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I hope you people are ready to see a tour de force,
Aired 6 years ago - Jan 28, 2014

The town of Gulf Haven is transformed into a pirate's cove for Buccaneer Week. Determined to step up his mayoral duties, Andy pleads with Ellie to appeal to tourists by bringing out her alter ego, Charming Ellie. Enamored by this new, lovable version of her best friend, Jules cannot get enough of "Chellie." Meanwhile, Laurie starts baking "naughty cakes" to increase sales. MORE -LESS

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Oh, I guess pirates aren't really that into cake.
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Here.
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Can you make... that?
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that Buccaneer Week goes flawlessly. (Chuckles)
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Beefed up security.
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(Normal voice) Pirate talk is weirdly catchy.
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Oh, hi! Three gin Martinis.
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Although, I swear, you look even younger tonight.
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Shiver me timbers! Who is that?
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Please allow me to introduce you to my dearest friend.
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Well, it's nice to meet you all.
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- Uh, I feel light-headed. - Who's hungry?
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He looked me right in the eyes,
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Are you sure it wasn't a bunch of little jellyfish
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And if we close the beaches, they'll lose a lot of money.
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I've always suspected that he's a teenage boy
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A tweet from @doctortomg helped spread the word.
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Um, I want it to be me, naked,
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will just fly across the room and stick to her.
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Tell him I'm bored enough already as it is.
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and laugh over salads, like women do in magazines.
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Sure, the ocean was murky and-- and you thought
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Hey, well, don't let them near my cleave cash,
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into an adult-themed establishment.
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Yeah, I had to change the name of my French fries to "Chips."
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olé, olé, olé
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That's the first time
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and tell you that the water's safe
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(Crowd murmuring)
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there's anyone important around.
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which is why they're undercover.
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'Cause I would totally support that.
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Thanks, Jules.
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Maybe I'll be Chellie all the time.
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I needed some new business, and I got some, okay?
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I wanna upgrade from big to ba-donka-donk.
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That's it. I want all creepy weirdos out my shop.
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True, but you chose integrity over compromising your vision.
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And not to sound cold,
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(Crowd) Yeah! Yeah!
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But only one is my best friend,
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(Woman) - Yeah! Woo-hoo! - Wa-wa-- wait, wait, wait, wait.
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I just think they'll be happier back home.
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- No, I'm laughing. - I wanna talk to you. Okay, thanks.
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I had that crystal ball, and Bobby went bowling with it?
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Just that being nice hurts me to my core.
Aired 6 years ago - Jan 21, 2014

Jules and Grayson receive a wedding invitation from a couple they barely know and on a date that conflicts with Grayson's roller-hockey finals. Despite Grayson's important plans, Jules simply cannot say no. Meanwhile, Bobby finds out that Dog Travis has puppies, and the crew discovers that Tom has created a model of the neighborhood with eerily lifelike dolls of everyone. MORE -LESS

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- Ohh! - Yee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
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Taste the Thin Mint julep.
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Go to a wedding by myself?!
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- I know them. - Really?
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Seinfeld! That's his last name!
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It's my mini cul-de-sac.
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It's all exactly to scale.
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I used printer ink.
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Seriously?!
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Welcome to the family, big guy.
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Look, I don't know who the hell you guys are,
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The word is spreading.
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and put into the mailbox.
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My doll's shirt is the same material
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A flood is a huge rush.
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one of my boobs is slightly larger than the other?
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Babe, back me up here.
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I accidentally said something that hurt her feelings.
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Did you have a brain-flood?
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and you've been thinking about going back to work.
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Well, Bobby owed Jerry 6 bucks, and this is how they squared up.
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I thought this through. You have your jacket?
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Just let your imagination run free.
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I've decided to hide it from you.
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Let's see what Bobby and Ellie are up to.
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Excuse me?
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state that you must comply with all parenting schedules?
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What just happened?
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Oh, you think that's bad?
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Hey! What are you two doing in the cheap seats?
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Well, that's a small little wrinkle in the plan.
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It's incredible how much this doll look likes me.
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Tom, show her your Ellie doll.
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You do?
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Not one of those slutted out "Toddlers & Tiara" freaks.
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You know what? I'm gonna put an end to this right now.
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But who cares now anyway?
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Marriage is supposed to be about compromise.
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Okay, um...
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And I hope the same for you, Bonnie and Jerry.
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is just always put the other person first.
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and I'm obviously talking about you here, Bonnie.
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Oh.
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to see the look in the eye
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Aired 6 years ago - Jan 14, 2014

After letting her car insurance lapse, Jules winds up in a car accident with an attractive man named Sam. When Jules notices that her wedding ring has fallen off during the fender bender she cannot resist accepting Sam's offer to take her on a date. Meanwhile, Bobby takes steps to prepare for a major snowstorm. But with only a 10% chance of snow, the weather has Travis concerned that his dad will be disappointed. MORE -LESS

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and they can't find anything to eat them.
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And I'm gonna say, "snakes.
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I'd like to congratulate my wife
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Cool. (Chuckles)
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Third boob from "Total Recall." What up?
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How are you not dead?
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- What about you, Laurie? - 'Cause you're mean to me.
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That's impossible. So just go to the party.
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And these are snake-containing units.
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If it's okay, can we keep things the way they are?
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But that's the worst thing that can happen.
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We're all hanging out with the McCormacks.
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or an oldie who's just taking up space?
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I did the old "ask to shower with her
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What's all the ruckus?
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Their feet are actually in their stomach.
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I'm crawling on your face."
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It's been a shock to all of us.
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What about your "I hate Tuesdays" shirt?
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No, it's bad luck
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I feel like we're not that old. (Chuckles)
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Right, big guy?
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(Laughs) I'm looking for a "yes" or a "no," Norm. (Clicks tongue)
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Oh, we could call it the "Pair-A-Dice."
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Okay, well, unfortunately,
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Go have fun with your whores.
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but damn it, we always have fun.
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(Mouths word) Unfortunately,
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I know. I got so many compliments on my sweater.
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Is this not our house?
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No.
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(Gasps) Sit-down shopping sounds amazing.
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But that's how it starts.
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(Footsteps approach)
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Hey, man. It's pretty badass that you stopped crying.
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Lame!
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That's exactly what my parties are like,
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You know, you don't have to get crazy with me.
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Hey, guys.
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and no matter what, stay away from the light."
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- Quiet down, backseat. - Don't "quiet down, backseat" me.
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Oh, I can tell you're bummed
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Oh, damn it.
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but I'll hold off since I'm making a romantic gesture.
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Coming through. Oh. Hey, guys. Thanks for coming.
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("The Final Game" playing)
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Aired 6 years ago - Jan 07, 2014

The Cul de Sac Crew feels weird about Laurie and Travis dating, but Jules is determined to play it cool. Bobby and Andy make it big when Penny Can goes global. But when Bobby starts throwing around money, Grayson confronts him about years of unpaid bar tabs. Meanwhile, Andy struggles to get Stan to sleep after a slasher movie.

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What are we gonna do?
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It's not my fault they can't handle "the truth."
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But, you know, the initial shock has worn off.
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Oh! My foster brother Technotron was part stereo.
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Uh, scissors for hands?
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as a high-fiving, loud-talking weirdo?
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But still,
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- (Squeak, thud) - (Man) Whoa!
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your bar tab spilled over into a second notebook
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(Laughs) I sure do!
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I love it.
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Jules. (Shivers)
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Why would you do that in my shower?
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You know what's so amazing?
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They were very dirty.
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anywhere close to each other ever again.
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- (Grayson) Nerdsville. - (Ellie) Nerd!
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And the fact that you're constantly just leaning over
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(Bobby and Grayson) Boîte à sous!
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Here you go. (Grunts)
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What strategy?
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There's no creepy scary man lurking outside.
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to accidentally grabbing your son's erect penis.
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even the...
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♪ naked sexy touchy grabby ♪
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I tried telling him that superman is also real
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in front of your young child?
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See, I realize that you're a visual guy,
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All the beer you have taken from my bar.
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But now the water's fine, and I'm used to it.
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Oh!
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Relax, Laurie. I'm not trying... Oh! Ambushy.
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Sex things we like to do
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I like to get my hair pulled. Hard.
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Mmm.
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Say when.
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You know what really sucks?
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Did I ignore it?
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I will come out and kill you!
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I decided to stop taking you beer.
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I'm not mad at you, Bobby, okay?
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Oh, anything for kids.
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Okay, here's what's gonna happen.
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Yeah, so friendly.
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No, Mr. Krueger was my father.
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- What is all this? - I get it now.
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You you don't want my used hot tub?
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I assume it's 'cause most guys are intimidated by my abs.