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Season 2

Aired 9 years ago - May 25, 2011

When Travis abruptly moves to Hawaii, the gang go after him and decide to spend their vacation there too. As Jules struggles with Travis' choice, Grayson tells her he's keen on having kids. Meanwhile, Bobby acts as Ellie and Andy's vacation surrogate, and Laurie hatches a plan to lure Travis back home.

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"I will not give up on that boy."
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- Sorry. - Look, there's 40 towels-lady.
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Stop it. I'm trying to stay sexy all weekend because I...
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How can it be one time here, another time at home? This isn't Star Trek.
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I married that sentence.
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Hey, how's it going, bro? Good to see you.
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This is not about Kirsten. This is me happy.
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That's how we bonded, we both had our hearts broken.
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I just need to find my multi-vitamins, 'cause I got to take them today.
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Nothing. I made him get his manhood snippety-snipped.
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I don't want to spend the next 24 hours riding around Hawaii on a condom hunt.
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- Sorry. - I can't stop thinking about Travis.
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Come on, let's go have fun. Just the two of us.
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And, Ellie, a sports drink for you. Gotta keep it hydrated, baby.
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I haven't slept in 34 hours!
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Keep up, you wuss!
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- It is. - Ah!
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What's up, baby?
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You know, having adult fun in the adult pool.
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Well, there's my boys.
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What I think Ellie is trying to say is thank you.
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so don't try to tell me that you didn't.
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because you're running away from one girl or trying to follow another.
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OK, Laurie, you're right.
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High school marching band left their suitcases in the lobby. Total sluts.
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Travis is throwing away his life, and there's nothing I can do about it.
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You know, this is the first time on this trip that it's been just the ladies.
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# Brush your teeth Wash your face
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No, just five bucks. Why?
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make anybody want to kill themselves.
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or the whole walk back to the hotel, we're gonna hold hands.
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Travis, you are so young,
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I love you.
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- Sounds painful. - Maybe it was for the best.
Aired 9 years ago - May 25, 2011

When Travis abruptly moves to Hawaii, the gang go after him and decide to spend their vacation there too. As Jules struggles with Travis' choice, Grayson tells her he's keen on having kids. Meanwhile, Bobby acts as Ellie and Andy's vacation surrogate, and Laurie hatches a plan to lure Travis back home.

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Hanging out on a boat,
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I can eat here for what, like, 30 years?
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Why don't I just max out my credit card and just go to Hawaii.
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Let me guess, you two are going on tour with Huey Lewis?
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Can't, I promised Bobby I'd help him pick out a new bed.
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I love kids.
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You're wrong. Old ferret eyes is like four centimeters dilated right now.
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- Whooo! - Whooo!
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Time out. So is Hawaii one of the islands, or what is it, all the islands?
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Thanks, Tom. Here you go. Oh, take this to Ellie's, will you?
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We were just talking about a group vacation.
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We're taking a group vacation!
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So you know how it was my job to call the hotel
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So we're stuck paying for two bedrooms. Unless... Sell it, Bobby.
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Crafty. Ugh. I don't think I can shove my body into a bikini right now.
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When he wants to talk about babies,
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- The Untouchables! - Is that that movie
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Can we all try not to act like idiots?
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Whooo!
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I wonder how long it will be until some fat guy in a banana hammock ruins it?
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- All right, let it out. - Blake!
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Like being here, you know, if we can get along so good in such a tiny hotel room,
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- Got the rental. - Shocker!
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I taught everyone Penny Can, except here we use a coconut and a rock.
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- You think? - I just got inspired and went with it.
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I know it's no time for jokes, but that was gold, baby.
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Ted is mad famous, he can take any song and make it sad.
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Come on, everybody!
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It's for the lady who likes to lounge by the pool, but also get paid for sex.
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I look like I'm in a Duran Duran video.
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- What? - What'd you say?
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Did you know that hotels charge 30 bucks for socks?
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Yeah, we want to be inside friends!
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- I got it. - You may enter.
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Shake it!
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It's all right.
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- He still lost his foot. - Yeah, he's alive.
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Fine.
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- VB? - Vacation boyfriend.
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'Cause back home, I recall you going to get a new toothbrush,
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it feels like someone else used it and it grosses me out.
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This is your job? You wax surfboards?
Aired 9 years ago - May 18, 2011

As Travis continues on a downward spiral from his breakup with Kirsten, Jules decides it's time to give him some tough love.

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Oh, now it's graffiti?
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I crown you King of the Wussies.
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Roger, all right, we worked on this.
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- That's a humdinger. Thanks, guys. - You got it, bud.
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Penny Can!
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He's back, folks. How do you feel?
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Well, it's spring break.
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Oh, fun, I love a good beat-down.
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and there's just a note on your pillow that says, "Last night was fun,
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Mom, that's not you.
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I'm glad you're here with me, Andy.
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When my wife Joanne was alive, they chalked my driveway and I hosed it off.
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And they never forget.
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so you're gonna need to give me $11,270.
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lie about some aunt or uncle dying, and then we'd go to the beach?
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- Can't we do that again? - No.
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Official Bobby Cobb's Penny Can Can?
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but I am into it in a big way.
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- But this isn't the game! - I mean, there's no lights or spinning.
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Well, my other nerds thought it was a liability issue.
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That was an even better beach day than when Uncle Dusty died.
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Because they draw what they dream.
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It's like, "Hey, let's take everything awesome about the first movie,
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Go ahead and break the tie, buddy.
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Thanks. Have you seen Trav? He said he was gonna crash in here.
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- He said we were going to brunch. - Oh, no.
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Shocker! Your son is as manipulative as you are. You must be so proud.
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You're just scared. Practice with your boyfriend.
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So much.
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Hey, guys, I've been looking all over for you.
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Number one, to return the imaginary knife...
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Look, I know Penny Can is just a silly game. Still, I'm the kind of guy
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Oh.
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- You know what's annoying, Tom? - Me?
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Joanne was the one that handled it for us and ever since she died,
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What up, girlfriend?
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But this is what's right for me right now...
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You do like, Helena Bonham Carter.
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Aired 9 years ago - May 11, 2011

When Travis suffers his first truly broken heart, Jules and Bobby are at a loss as to how to help him. Meanwhile, Grayson stands up to Jules when she tries to tell him what to do, and Ellie turns to Laurie for support when Andy's overly flirty sister-in-law, comes to visit.

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Shouldn't let him mope around up in his room forever.
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"Bobby, do not answer my phone."
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All right, no one is taking my son anywhere, OK?
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Fighting the age dragon, huh, sister? Ooh.
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Yes, Nestor, I learned Spanish.
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Oh, no, buster. What'd you do?
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Andy is getting foreplay, and you don't have to do it. Do I hear laughing?
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- You're not my mom. - Don't sass me! I am not in the mood.
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Oh. Where's Trav? I wanted to check in on him before I go save Ellie.
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Oh, boy...
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Good seeing you, Jules.
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- I'll just crap all over you. - That sounds great. I'm leaving.
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all they need to do was stay here and give ten dollars...
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Hold on, I gotta go. There's a, uh... There's a guy here.
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You took your swing. Now it's my turn, all right.
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- Is this why you always have singles? - Yeah.
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Mmm... I'm sorry. I don't like that.
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And old fantasies, you know, they're just that, fantasies.
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There are three things I would never miss:
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that could shake it for my family?
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Wow, it's a big hill. I'm not really great at stopping, you know?
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No, once a gal gets her hooks in, then it becomes all about controlling you.
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I don't want to eat, shower, put on sunscreen...
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Oh!
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You baby that boy so much, he has no idea how to deal with pain.
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- Oh, he took your keys and left. - What?
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Stop. Not talking.
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Hey! Unlock the door!
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Not as much fun as Destiny, but he does have a feminine frame.
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I shouldn't have used you like that.
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And even though now I'm majorly jonesing for wiener sniglets,
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I do believe it. Deep down, I really care about you?
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- I'm doing it! - You look great, baby!
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Jules, when you were 15, you had the flattest chest in town.
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One boob's great and the other one's perfect.
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you're just frustrated because, for the first time,
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Aired 9 years ago - May 04, 2011

Jules tries to not interfere when Travis contemplates a big decision; the gang tries stop taking advantage of each other.

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"The council."
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All right, Grayson, I want you to watch how this is done,
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We slept in shifts...
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she can never go back. Can you believe this bull?
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Well, then it's not permanent.
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Ooh, how long? Six months? A year? A weekend.
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Right. I got to call your mom. Every moment I sit
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if you're gonna stay here, I got to show you the ropes.
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Now... now remember, spark good, fire bad.
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but keep at it, 'cause she's your stove and your heater.
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You're on a Bobby budget, sweetheart.
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Uh, forget it. I should go.
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This isn't some childish move to keep Kirsten here.
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Still horrible.
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How do we punish him?
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There is no punishment.
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Well, my hair's holding up. But no moisturizer.
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No biggie. Cobbs can get through anything.
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♪ 'Cause everything, anything, everything is never enough ♪
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maybe a few pieces, a toe ring here, a bracelet there.
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Can you take Kirsten a soda for me? Gotcha.
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Sharing way too much with strangers.
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No, no. No, it's fine.
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One hour sitting in a hot car.
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Well, hello, bride of Unabomber. What brings you here?
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Sorry, honey. No can do.
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Oh, yeah. About that, I lost it. Sorry.
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Hello?
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No!
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Didn't your mom teach you? Bums always win wine fights.
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I can't say, "I love you, Hector." It's not in me.
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That's for boys. It's time to uterus up.
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you know, I just don't think you're on the same page.
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Mm. Look, if I don't ask,
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I'm dying here. Is anyone gonna tell me my punishment?
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spread it all over the bagel, then lick it off,
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Council for gibberish!
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Oh, good, you went swimming. Mama's hot. Dog shower.
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without showing up early to start the fire.
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Okay-- No, no, no, no. Jump on my back.
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Please say yes.
Aired 9 years ago - Apr 27, 2011

Travis joins his father and Andy at a professional golf tournament; Jules faces her fear of public humiliation; Ellie and Grayson are impressed by Laurie in a trivia game.

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OK, we're agreed. Whoever loses trivia has to drive Bobby's visor to him.
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I am so glad I'm not playing that game.
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Do mine! It's called The Wonder Of Reading,
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How the hell am I supposed to know who Bob Griese is?
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I will not be mocked!
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- The zipper's stuck! - Oh, my God.
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Watch this. Shh! Shh!
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- I didn't prepare anything. - Mm-mm.
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I think it would be appropriate if Mrs. Cobb led the Pledge of Allegiance.
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- What? - It's "for which it stands."
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I thought Richard Stands wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.
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You know who should have a beer named after them? Ben Franklin.
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I'm gonna go up and get in my bed for about a week.
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Mm-hmm. And how many members of Congress are there?
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From this point forward, what happened at that school will not bother me.
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Must sting to lose to Oldie Locks.
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Don't take me lightly. I'm actually better than you think.
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I got some water in my ear this morning doing my drills in the hotel pool.
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This guy keeps looking at me like he knows what happened at the school.
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- Hey, Jules. - Hey.
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OK, sweetie.
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- No, we're playing! - What?
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- Let's hold hands. - OK.
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Do you take requests? 'Cause I'd like to talk to my dead parents.
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Doesn't seem like you do. Africa.
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I was talking with my life coach, Kenny. Yes, I have a life coach,
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Oh, but thank you!
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But this is a true emergency.
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Oh! Whoo-hoo!
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Why didn't his caddy stop him?
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who after hitting another player's ball in a tournament, had a full-on meltdown.
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You were on TV. That's neat!
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- Get out! Out, out, out! - This is my fault.
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- She said you'd say that. - Well, I can't win at this game.
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Ah! Aha! I think I got it out.
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Look, I used to watch Jeopardy every day
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- I believe. - Look!
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I'm super busy whupping some chumphouses!"
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"Bring it home with some real emotion."
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OK, Trav, go ahead. Dive in, let him know what you did was worse.
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I slept with a few bands in the 80s.
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Oh. Oh, hey, Dad, what's the name of that 38 Special song you like?
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Just goes to show you, can never judge a book by its front part.
Aired 9 years ago - Apr 20, 2011

Ellie tricks Jules into watching Baby Stan on her own for a day, but Jules is determined to prove how easy it is... especially when she's roped in Grayson to help. Meanwhile, Bobby's given the chance to play golf for free in order to train for his upcoming tournament, as long as he tees off before 6:00 a.m., and Andy volunteers to be Laurie's wingman as she puts herself back out there after her split with Smith. MORE -LESS

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I have not woken up once next to some random guy
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Chuck it and... rechuck it.
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Done and done. Tomorrow night it is on.
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It's an amazing opportunity.
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Snooze.
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♪ You never get nervous anymore ♪
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You should buy that thing breakfast.
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Yeah, and tell her that I'll get, like, jury duty drunk.
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If there is a ridiculous Cuban hiding over there,
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Thousands.
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No, it's n-not safe. Okay.
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He's allergic to everything on Ellie's list.
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Hell, yeah. I'll get someone to cover for me,
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It's my own fault for having that snoozeburger around.
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Terrific. Who else did Kevin e-mail that video to?
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I practiced my club call.
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Do you remember your wingman rules?
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I have no kid, Wayne. Shiraz me.
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Sweetie, hold my hand, and let's kiss a little.
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Hey. Can't believe you're hiding.
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Don't ever lose that, buddy. It's a gift.
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huh? Oh, no, thank you. No, thank you.
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What's with the mirror? When the 5:00 A.M. sun
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I need to do this on my own, Trav.
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I get why you didn't like it.
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isn't gonna cut it. You don't know what you're talking about.
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Wayne... give me my Pinot.
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Oh! He locked it!
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So how's it going with Stan?
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Is that on his allergy of death list?
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Um, I'm not sure yet. Can you just hold on a second?
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Well, I could've bribed him, but I'm a good mom.
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It means you're growing up. Plus it reduces the odds
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All the judgmental looks that I got from people
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Get me a largey soy extra cap...
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All right, no snoozeburgers tomorrow, buddy.
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Maybe a nice glass of 1985 "suck it."
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Mm-hmm. Mmm! Come on. It's just one night.
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I just go to that pub for food, here for coffee,
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Ooh, that's my frap-cap. Paid $3.75!
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How'd you do that? I don't know.
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Aired 9 years ago - Apr 18, 2011

Once again Jules chooses to get too involved in Travis' life.

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- You wanna live in his blood. - What am I'm supposed to do?
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Ooh... Thanks, I'm flattered, but, I'm married. Tough luck, babe.
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There you guys are. I'm taking a dig break. Who's up for some...
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We can make money selling Bobby Cobb Official Penny Cans.
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How? Every time I've had my ass kicked it's been horrible.
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Ooh! In-and-out.
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Why would Travis care about the time capsule?
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- What is Travis sad about? - Kirsten leaving.
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There's old photos, my grandmother's engagement ring,
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- Wait. No! No! - What "no, no"?
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And wipe off that stupid moustache, you look like a really gay Freddie Mercury.
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If you tell Travis he can't propose, he's just gonna go do it anyway.
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- I can and I will! - I can't and I won't. Help me.
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Man! Buying money felt weird.
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- Bagging it up. - Oh.
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OK.
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the breasts she was pressing into my back were way too loud.
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You're welcome.
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But then again, because of that marriage, we got you.
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Hm. Hey, Trav, did you happen find any of Tom's business in those holes?
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- Oh, yay! - "Penny Can World Headquarters"?
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Come on, Bobby, I'm scared for him.
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And we're bringing you the greatest coin-based game since heads or tails.
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Say you're ordering Penny Can, and not any weight loss products or sexual aids,
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Ooh!
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There were so many better ways for Bobby to spend that money.
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Hey, Doubtfire! Think that was really helpful?
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- You could use a little shave, too. - Look, you know what...
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Well, I swear, I did not say one word to Travis.
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- Sherlock was his first name. - I agree to disagree.
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You know, out of context, that sounds like a horrible abduction story.
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Hm...
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by someone who doesn't have a 19-year-old and, most of all,
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What do you think this guy eats for breakfast?
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Don't worry about that. I called you because I want to show you something.
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OK, folks! First, we'd like to thank you all for coming to Penny Can Night.
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And I'm talking to you, Steve, OK.
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# Moving target Penny Can
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It's one thing to be too involved in your kid's life when they're young.
Aired 9 years ago - Feb 02, 2011

Jules wishes Grayson would share his feelings with her; Ellie insists she doesn't want to do anything for Valentine's Day; Andy makes a date with Bobby; Travis asks Laurie for help with his gift for Kirsten.

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about the restaurant that overcooked my swordfish.
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Wow, Grayson's even more closed off emotionally than the cold one here.
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- Oh. - Yeah, he was a really sick kid.
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- He doesn't open up to you, does he? - No.
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Unacceptable. I'll buy you new ones.
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No, of you.
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But I'm a showman! I need to wow you.
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People don't say "izzle" anymore, it's lame.
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No, psych. It's still open. It's not even a door.
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I don't have time to help you with your girlfriend's present, Travis. Ugh.
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Stupid circle of anger.
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That's because Captain Emo loves you.
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- Hey. There's my Valentine. - Oh...
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Hey, just had to grab my glasses. What are we talking about?
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I know you want him to open up more. But those tiny eyes,
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I'm gonna crack that son of a bitch today.
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Catching my breath, and we keep walking.
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It was so patriotic. All right, here we are.
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- Promise me this won't get creepier. - Oh, honey, I promise.
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You two look so much alike. You must see him every day...
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Oh, you just see the love they have for each other.
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with a lady that helps her go to the bathroom.
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She's right, though. You guys are lucky. I'm alone tonight.
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# And always give the women what they want
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Ooh...
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- I don't know how to stand or what... - OK, OK.
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If you do have the courage to go totally nude, this is my show-stopper.
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No. Now, you're gonna wrap yourself up in this cuddly blanket
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Well... my dad's name was Gil, he spelled it with one L.
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Oh, God, I'm having so much fun already.
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No, Jules... I can't do this.
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I'm sorry, Jules, I'm out.
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I assume so, since I just murdered her.
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I needed a makeover and you were like Edward Scissorhands,
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but I fell asleep shortly afterwards.
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- It's working. - Great.
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Before, when he was posing, he just wasn't owning it. OK?
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- Has anyone seen Grayson? - Oh, he decided to go into work.
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Hey, I'm sorry for pushing your buttons today.
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After you clean the pool, I'm gonna shave every inch of you.
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It was one of my crazy nos.
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I don't even what I am saying. I really feel crazy.
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You took down everyone's Christmas decorations for me?
Aired 9 years ago - Jan 26, 2011

Jules comes up with a new game for the crew; Ellie complains about doing what Jules wants to do; Andy is mad at Grayson; Bobby introduces his new friend to the group.

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- Tool bag. - He was way too good for you.
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Schooled by a chick. This is embarrassing.
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Stop sucking so much, dude.
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We were all talking smack, why's he only going off on me?
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Smart and depressed about the world. Not dumb and happy like always.
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but still, anyone have a good idea?
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Not your thing, we're gonna have to talk to a professional about that.
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Whoa, Bobby! Let the girl breathe.
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He's got manners.
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But here's the catch, if you find the hider, you hide with them.
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- of hide-and-seek? - Don't be all sulky
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- Oh, I'd love to. - Way to keep it weird, Tom.
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There's a mannequin in a dog cage.
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who makes everyone do what you want them to do, like some evil dictator.
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Can you believe that crap she said about me?
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- Ellie hides a lot. - Hey, Andy.
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Let me guess. You're trying to find someone to tell you that I'm crazy.
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- I don't know, a chin? - You're right... Right.
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Your house is dumb.
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- I freak out when people touch me. - Hmm. OK.
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She's Bubbles, his plucky, hot partner with a secret of her own,
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But we might as well watch this fake, boring Superman documentary.
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I mean, she calls me the control freak. Does that make sense?
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- You wanna snuggle? - Oh, yeah.
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given the amount of wine and sun you take in.
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I really doubt Ellie is hiding in the drawer.
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"Hey, I'm moody and sarcastic,
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I will wear his skin.
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You know what's also decaying? That one vice principal's teeth.
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That was different. Smith dumped me.
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- Hello? - I've got your boy.
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Don't move, it's a trick!
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- Zing! Give me some, Trav... - No, thanks.
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And every time you tease him, you remind him of those guys.
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We would never trash Sam.
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- but we're not mean when Andy's around. - I like Ellie.
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Put my ice cream away, and go get some wine and pillows
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Your boyfriend's a big bully. Untie me.
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Get it?
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Look, don't compare me to those douchey guys that hassled you in high school.
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I mean, you got a hot wife, and a beautiful son, and a great job.
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Wait.
Aired 9 years ago - Jan 12, 2011

Although Laurie may be the worst houseguest ever, Jules is there for her when she needs a place to stay; Laurie helps Jules to realize she doesn't need to change for others; and when Bobby is jealous that Travis has gone to Grayson for advice, Grayson comes through for his buddy.

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and staying up all night watching nine Emilio Estevez movies.
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Guys! Guys, guys, guys! Hi, could I ask you a relationship question?
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- Wine bar? - Ellie's already running. Go!
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You don't drink wine for the right reasons.
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I'm just getting some terrible advice on girlfriend issues.
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What if you only had one night with Kirsten before she exploded?
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Our two person boycott will bring him to his knees.
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Why'd you say yes to this? You know what's the worst thing about Laurie...
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But, hey, I'm excited she's coming.
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Maybe a skirt to show off my drumsticks. Wha-pam!
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- Thanks, honey. - I will kill you!
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and we finally get some good nachos in this town. What?
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Strong start, let's build on it.
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What's it made of? Diamonds.
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Stairway to Kirsten, Hotel Kirsten-fornia.
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I had a feeling you'd be back.
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Wait, what am I doing? I should go.
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And, also, my shower singing is wiggity whack.
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Because I'm not Future Gal anymore, remember? I'm Now Girl.
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Little lesson in girl friendships.
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Please don't trap me in with one of your gross Barb stories.
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I mean, everything's OK now. It just turns out I'm just highly orgasmic.
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Ugh. That will not be cute when she's over ten.
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OK, I've got to go.
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That's why I'm a better friend than you are. I put myself in my buddy's shoes.
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- Right, that makes sense. - Oh, man. You know what I meant.
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I'm weird like that. Look, I'm sorry,
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Totes kick.
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I have never spent an evening with such an annoying person.
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She's a shell of herself.
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And that right there... is a stupid face.
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Aw...
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- OK, Dad. - Thank you. Now park it.
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Like what? Dad, like what?
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Wayne, I didn't say anything before, but you were mean to my friend
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- so I thought... - You just came right up.
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I can't believe you would compliment me after what I said.
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much, much, much, much, much, much older sister.
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who wore glasses and sat in the corner wondering why
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And I will stomp all over your grapes. Do you understand me, Wayne?
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- It's OK. - I know I can be annoying.
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My clothes, my makeup, my jewelry.
Aired 9 years ago - Jan 05, 2011

When Grayson doesn't share Jules' sadness on a series of unfortunate but accidental events, she questions whether they're meant to be together. Meanwhile, Travis' new girlfriend throws Bobby off his golf game, and Ellie gets upset with Andy when he uses their joke on Laurie.

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It's a cartoon about a plucky termite princess named Molly
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so I convinced the barista to let me change the names.
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Shh.
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You jerk. You always do that to me.
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Cliffs Notes version of current events. Dad, the world today, go.
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How can you tell which one's Grayson? They both have beady little rat eyes.
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Don't give me that angry face. That's the burden of being doves, buddy.
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"Dove's brains are the size of a Tic-Tac."
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Oh, and a real sad one right next to it.
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Are you ready? Here it comes.
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Trav, at college we get to learn something new about the world every day.
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They're a collective consciousness, like Children of the Corn. Malachai!
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Just promise me you won't mess with my dad, OK?
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I did have to make out with him to get him to change the coffee sizes.
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You did our joke with Grape Ape?
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- Lunch is going to be fun. - Get in the car.
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"Why... did she... leave us?"
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and identity theft is running rampant in our country.
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All right, look, this is not some ordinary squirrel.
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Sometimes he likes it when I don't touch him.
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We have done all we can for the little guy, you know,
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- And I'm borrowing this. It's cute. - What are you doing?
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No. Too sad.
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Luckily, I found a vet that wasn't a squirrel racist.
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He had a tinier nose. And his bottom half was squished.
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- Deal. - I'm sorry I tricked you,
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Oh, no, wait... stopped.
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More bad news? I can't take it!
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that totally soothes and relaxes you.
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# Quickie time
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Is this really about the name thing?
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we still find a way to protect what's ours.
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You know, I was wrong to compare us to doves.
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so I think the smart thing for us to do would be to just chill
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All that talk about death just showed me that we're just so different.
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hunger, earthquakes, poverty, genocides...
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- Mrs. Torres? - What?
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Aired 9 years ago - Dec 08, 2010

Jules wants to help Bobby gain his confidence back and thinks fixing up his boat and getting it back in the water will do the trick.

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Bobby "Batman" Cobb, we believe in you.
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I can't do big tournaments anymore. It's too much pressure.
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- Keep it moving, Gary! - Oh, nice shorts, pal!
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- I did not. - And I'm up!
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And it was actually pretty cool. I broke down the gender barrier.
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- Just cool for me, huh? - Yeah.
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But, sisters, this is a real teaching moment.
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OK. Close your eyes. Come on, do it.
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and I think it's rising in my stomach.
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No one shows up for qualifiers.
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Last week, you said you wouldn't play in this. What changed your mind?
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Maybe he's down 'cause his retirement plan is to "die early."
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Really hates that he can't get mail on the boat.
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Could take it out of the parking lot and into a slip in the marina.
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Couldn't we just get him a sparkly, sleeveless vest
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Search.
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But... those girls love me.
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They let me make up new words for things! Plus, I give back.
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It's like a happy tugboat.
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We don't have a lot of time. Let's get to work.
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I spent hours researching you.
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Oh, look! A teenage Ellie
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- Man, I love cheesy popcorn. - Hey, Bobby, you're doing great.
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Do you know how offensive that is to a sorority girl?
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She's mad because she thought we were gonna have a weekend
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What? That is so weird!
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You should see the inside. There's a toilet, I put a door on your microwave!
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- Well... - Yes!
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What happened? Are we still on the 12th hole?
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Oh, J-Bird, how am I ever gonna repay you?
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But, come on. I flirt with everyone.
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- Sorry. - That's cute, coming from you.
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Travis, I am sorry. I just... Oh!
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What was your word?
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- One, two. - OK.
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whose massive headgear drove all her teammates crazy.
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- So, what now? This is horrible. - This is what friendship means to me.
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Bobby Cobb, when that boat hits the water,
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Aired 9 years ago - Nov 24, 2010

Jules says "I love you" to Grayson for the first time, but when Grayson doesn't reciprocate with the words she wants to hear, she's determined to host a "romantic" Thanksgiving in order force the moment on of him. Meanwhile, Ellie and Laurie team up to knock the optimism out of Andy, and Bobby is upset when the gang confesses that sometimes they can't understand what he's saying. MORE -LESS

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when you talk too quickly or, um, too quietly...
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Y'all think you're funnier than a barrel full of Foxworthys, but you're not.
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Oh, I'm allergic to oysters, onions and... my ex wife.
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You know, I'm sorry, I'm bad at hugs.
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Oh, good, we're following her.
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who also gave me a scalp massage to die for.
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# The life is good
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Hey. But now, I have everything.
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Unlimited download from 42 share servers using only one account on MultiShare.eu
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Look, we've been really into each other lately.
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Ooh! Slow song.
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Because he wanted to say it, he just...
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Ellie thinks it's great. Laurie?
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- Kevin! - Your outfits are unacceptable.
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I am pulling out all of my A-list outfits.
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- In our bodies. - Oh.
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Not now, Zach. Something meaningful like what?
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- # I wanna make sweet love to you... - OK. Do you wanna argue about lyrics,
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What are you laughing at? That was intentional gibberish.
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Dial it down.
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- Is that a burqa? - I don't know. What's a burqa?
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- Hmm... - Do you know where Dad is?
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- and I want you to know... - I wanna know.
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All right. Why are you looking in here?
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- You chose them? - Hammer's an artist,
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- I gave it to you. - That was like four outfits ago!
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Oh, a key. He locks his mouth and...
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because we can't understand you but
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Oh...
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This soft, fleecy blanket hurts?
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Ah... Big Carl. You can almost fix everything.
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But thanks to that stupid "I love you," I feel like it's still rejection.
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- Yep, yep. - Has anyone tried frisking Laurie?
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It was funny 'cause I'm not wearing any underwear.
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You were so annoying with all your positive, reggae stuff
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- Oh, brother. - I take back my awesome apology.
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- How about... - Sorry. That was an accident.
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- I'm sorry, Trav. - Redialing.
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Talk to Grayson, ask if he loves me, ruin everything.
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When you are this optimistic, it is hard not to punch you.
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No. All right, Mr. Happy Pants, tone it down.
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Give me a taste of old Bobby. Old Bobby-baroo.
Aired 9 years ago - Nov 17, 2010

Travis brings home his new girlfriend, Kirsten, a grad-student, to meet Jules. Jules feels instantly threatened when Ellie points out that, moving forward, any girl Travis brings home could be her future daughter-in-law. Meanwhile, Grayson's house has become the new place for the gang to hang out, which he hates, and Travis turns to Bobby for advice. MORE -LESS

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Hmm...
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Face it, Jules, you met the man you married in college.
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I'm winding you up like a toy robot and letting you go.
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Yes. Except for the genius part.
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Sounds like you got a classic case of RPA. Repeat Performance Anxiety.
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that sometimes I act a little crazy. Disagree with me.
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- Do not stop Cobb-Stopping. - Do not stop Cobb-St... Stopping.
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Whatever you want, Travis.
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No, you're a doodle bug. Oh, nibbly face.
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Kristen said that her grandmother gave her the recipe right before she died.
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Oh! Get, get off me. Why is Tom here?
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how I make romance with the ladies. G-Iove, on my lap.
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You gotta be born with it. And let's just say I've got the gift.
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I think I actually read that tip in Ted Bundy's biography.
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I am so glad that you came to visit.
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about how he's gonna spend his holidays, you tell me.
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Liar. Oh, I don't know why I'm surprised.
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- That can't be good. - He's probably just gutting a boar.
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Wow. I'm like down here and you're, like, up here.
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Jules is threatened by you because you're 23
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I left out the "townie ho" part because I feel like you're being nice to me,
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Whoa. Cold feet.
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and if you want Travis to come to your house,
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And, I will drink whatever I want, you sexy townie ho.
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This is my fault. I gave you the impression that I'm some kind of kid,
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- I don't let him drink. - Ooh! That's one for Kristen.
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No! Big Joe!
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- but you're allowed to start drinking. - Sounds like a plan.
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Wait! I want to enjoy this. Go.
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I'm like a broken dishwasher. Andy, you're up.
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or with, like, a hot water bottle on it, or...
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Everybody in the kitchen. They need to talk.
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So, it's official. I have to walk the streets to get any peace.
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Aired 9 years ago - Nov 03, 2010

It's Jules' 42nd birthday and that can only mean one thing: gift contest! Each year, Jules holds a contest to determine who gives her the best gifts, which Ellie always wins. This year, Laurie teams up with Grayson in an attempt to overthrow her. As Jules contemplates what to do for her birthday, Andy suggests a night of dancing. Meanwhile, Travis introduces Bobby to a Netti Pot, but not without its consequences. MORE -LESS

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- You're 43. You'll be fine. - He's 43?
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Yeah, I pieced that together.
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You said "Grayson, Laurie and Bobby."
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- Oh, hot dog. - I'm hot dog.
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It's good to know where I stand.
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Dopey, Sleepy, Sneezy, Bashful, Grumpy, Happy, Doc. Boom! You're wrong.
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- It's smooth, like a river rock. - It tickles.
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Not even. That stupid college death pot.
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I promise.
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I usually don't wear them all at once, but... What?
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Hmm. Perfect gift. Bought it.
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# Look at my rings, my rings, my rings
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You know what's weird? We don't really know each other that well.
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- Now do me. - You are a Cubano.
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- I got this. - What?
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Andy Torres, you are amazing!
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She was saying that she wants to have more dinner parties...
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- So, what do we do? - We need to break out my new phone app.
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Wow, you're hairy.
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Well, at this party, she went crazy on the dance floor.
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He goads me until I say something mean, he pretends he's hurt,
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Maybe plant some tiny thing to send her down the wrong path.
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how much your father would've liked it if he were alive.
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Gift whisperer.
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- Off my boat, cover girl. - Dad.
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OK. All right, so the crippled guy was his evil twin?
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- Keyser Söze. - I'm not buying it.
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No. But, Ellie, his ankle is so swollen.
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You know, I remember this amazing party for my grandmother, Maria.
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Jules, you have to crush him.
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Did you see that? She totally took the bait.
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Well, now that that jar of gasoline has a flaming can of Sterno next to it,
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Encouraging girls to dabble in lesbianism, that's for guys.
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I don't think your feelings are really hurt.
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All right, gun to your head. Are you lying?
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Then, she gives you what you want, like sex or dancing,
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but it is a huge step up
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And... cooking classes?
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Aired 9 years ago - Oct 27, 2010

Jules isn't happy when her father pays a visit. Travis gets a surprise at Halloween, and Bobby campaigns to be Stan's guardian should something happen to Ellie and Andy.

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Evening news, police raid at my house, huge mess.
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I'm gonna go pick him up now. I need me a desi.
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Dad, please.
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How could it always be a disaster when he visits? Chick seems great.
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It was never like that when my mom was alive. She was our bridge between us.
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- It's a great plan, isn't it? - Awesome.
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Who the hell are you talking to?
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- # I'm her man - # I'm her father
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Hey, we just got started. So why don't you sit down?
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so I'm fixin' to spend the rest of the morning in here.
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So, Dad, I missed you. How you been?
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Do you remember how Mom used to make us start every single morning
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but there's really no reason for you to be here, is there?
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I am getting trick-or-treaters this year.
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...and since you're pals, we thought you could talk to the headmaster
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They ran out of plastic spiders so I got some fake dog poops.
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You and me, Captain and Tennille. And no fights about this, I'm Tennille.
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Boo!
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Y'all just don't get it. Stop throwing things!
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Ugh. You're just so sweaty. Geez.
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You really think you're gonna change who he is as a person in the next two days?
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Oh, my God. I was mean to my daddy.
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Oh! Love your costume. Bangkok prostitute, right?
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Hey, peeps. Let's get our drink on. What-what? What-what?
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you want to knock out that legal guardian chat?
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My dad's not here yet. I want him to see me with my prince.
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When you put out a "take one" sign and then kids swipe the whole bowl.
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- No, it doesn't. - OK. Oh, boy, I'm stuck.
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No! I will find you and I will kill you, you little...
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OK, if you want to gain back custody of Stan, I have a few questions.
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Seriously? Come on.
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Not as a baby, come on. We'd get our asses kicked.
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OK, Yogi. Let's keep our paws to ourselves.
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Wha? Stupid bear, you're not even eating them!
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Except her. Hi, Barb.
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Bravo. That's...
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- Why do you care so much? - I've been through this 100 times,
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he used to say you can get away with just about anything if you're a... bear.
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- Beat it. - Ooh...
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If you, Andy and Jules bite the dust, he's mine?
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Come on!
Aired 9 years ago - Oct 20, 2010

Jules schemes to continue giving Bobby money when he stops taking alimony payments. Ellie ticks off the gang by being arrogant about her intelligence.

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- How could I do "whoo" wrong? - I'll be in touch, Julie.
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The point is I wanna stop taking alimony. What do you think?
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No more alimony! No more alimony! And you're home from college!
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I only have half a can of spray tan left. Do I go north or south side?
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Ultimately that child saved their marriage, so...
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- Travis. - Mexico has beaches.
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See, Trav, this is why I'm glad you're home because without you,
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The instruction manual to the margarita machine doesn't count.
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I used to have to trade kisses for milk money.
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Right to disposing of the body?
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so I rimmed these margaritas with crushed-up aspirin.
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- What kind of sacrifices? - He dropped his health insurance.
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Secondly, what are you doing teaching golf lessons? You're hurt.
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What's with the scream?
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All right. Later, Smith.
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I think what the preppy murderer is trying to say is that,
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Look, the point is I'm not like you guys, OK?
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you're literally wearing Kylie's varsity field hockey jersey.
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You divorced Bobby because he cheated on you.
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I'll go. But I have to warn you,
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Just tell her she looks pretty when she shows up, and if you do need a break,
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Oh! Let's start by sharpening these pencils.
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I can handle her sales comp as soon as I get through with these pencils.
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Every third house you buy, you get a boat for free.
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It's a promotional idea.
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I was counting the exclamation point.
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Something a smart person would know.
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They're like money but they're not.
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One of us! One of us!
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Yeah, I don't think we should, you know, start, start acting like a couple again.
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because your membership to this entire area is now revoked.
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I don't sell cardboard boxes.
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Of course. You know, Dad's arm is still pretty messed up.
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A guy with four teeth was drinking a beer with my face on it.
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He texts me every time he has a two-armed task. Which for some reason
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- Did you just throw that from there? - I've been practicing.
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You actually pulled off being friends with your ex without getting hurt.
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Because we both have a pair. And that's how we roll.
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Oh... Andy, if you take Bobby to the doctor,
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- We'll see. - OK. Die.
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Dwayno, how's it hanging, babe?
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No-Iook.
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That way I feel above it all
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- Who do you think I got it from? - Oh...
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"Laurie, I don't know a lot.
Aired 9 years ago - Oct 13, 2010

Grayson decides that it's the right time to tell Jules about what had happened between Laurie and himself. After Jules knows the truth she tries to project her anger at someone, but cannot decide at who. While Laurie professes hel love for Smith, and Bobby gets obsessed with watching a street performer swallow a sword, and Andy gets Travis to doubt Kylie. MORE -LESS

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- I can't wait to see you! - I can't wait to see you, too.
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You guys finally ready to see this?
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Eat the sword!
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- so I'm assuming you told Ellie. - Like, immediately.
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Visor Guy got me to thinking that things are going so well with Jules,
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- But we can still hope, right? - No, but you're right, Grayson.
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- Boob-to-back friends. - Man.
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Ma'am, you have had nine tries.
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- Laurie and I slept together! - I slept with Grayson!
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- You look really pretty. - Don't.
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I don't need the graphic details. I could figure those out myself.
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but I'm not gonna sit here and let you just torture yourself.
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Really? You guys are just friends?
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Usually, I don't like middle-aged men watching me get down with my lady,
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Hmm... I wonder where she learned that from?
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- Ellie, harsh truth. - They're like elf ears. Put them away.
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So, you slept with Grayson's friend and he was cool with it.
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- Schemers. - I bet they came up with that idea
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Sword guy's up next. Until then, we can enjoy iguana guy.
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Besides, would you rather be back at Jules' dealing with that doody storm?
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You slept with my friend. But in your defense, we weren't dating yet.
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Plus, I had been pushing you to start sleeping with guys
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What? No! I'm just in the audience!
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Well, this isn't fair.
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Where is this coming from? Are you seeing that guy from before?
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All right, he put olive oil on it. That means he's getting close!
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We might even eat the chocolate manatee.
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Jules Kiki Cobb, do not close the...
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and then I'd pretend one of my arms was dead when I walked into the bar, like...
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"There's nothing to talk out. You're supposed to be my friend. It's over."
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And I am not leaving here until we do!
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So what did you say to Kylie?
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- Ready to talk about Laurie? - Bobby, still doesn't bother me.
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Seriously? I fell, like, ten times skating here.
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OK, last bullet. You know how bad I wanna see this dude eat sword?
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Right, 'cause I'm everybody's doormat, and I take it.
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Well, not this time, and not for her.
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You're supposed to hug me back.
Aired 9 years ago - Oct 06, 2010

As Jules adjusts to living on her own, Grayson unwillingly becomes the new object of her constant attention; Travis turns to Bobby for advice on how to redefine himself at college; and Ellie is determined not to be friends with her new nanny.

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Mm-hmm.
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Hey, Rosa. Yeah, sure.
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To here.
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Hello, Jeff Goldblum.
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Just not to her face, I'm in he...
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is to belittle people who can't afford them.
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Ooh, scary. Honey, you're so out of your league,
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I have enough people who think they're my friends,
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You want to be the tip of that spear? Pass.
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Don't come here. Don't come here. Don't come here! Don't...
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We should jam together.
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and... well, some DVDs are missing.
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This is our cul-de-sac, damn it, and we've gotta protect it.
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I had to take it out of my, um... something.
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that contains... guess what? My head.
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What are you toppin' out at? 12, maybe 13 m.P.H.?
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Do I give off a vibe that I want to be friends with everyone?
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Looks like the predator bled all over me.
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Andy, right here! I'm open! Whoo-hoo!
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I'm sick of neighborhood watch. I'm bored.
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Yeah. God, I like Tom wine.
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It is pretty good, though.
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Wow, the Goldsteins' fight
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It's just, you said you love Rosa,
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You love your boy. You know what you gotta do.
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and we just hang on to the sweet, musky charisma
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Mmm.
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No. Why don't you tell me what I'm like?
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So my attention is so horrible
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Are those the jeans I picked out?
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You're right. You know, it's...
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I'm not gonna judge. Thanks.
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Because I will tell everyone you have mo.
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If you look in and you see that I'm on fire,
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Honest to God, his abs were like waves in the ocean.
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she's trying to give Travis some space?
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and she was like, "later, friend." Maybe we tell that story later.
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You can never trust a girl from Tampa. She's right, Trav.
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Bobby, Travis here is going to college, not you.
Aired 10 years ago - Sep 29, 2010

Jules has difficulty coping when Travis gets ready to leave for college; Andy forms an elaborate plan to deceive Ellie.

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and then he started doing things for me, and, well, you know, I went with it.
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every boring detail of its life? Andy, tell him what you think about that.
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- Hey, guys. - Hi, Tom.
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And you loved it. So put on a sad face, 'cause tonight Tom is making Mexican.
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I can't help it, honey. You are rocking major cleave today.
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Starting tomorrow, I'm gonna spend every waking second with him.
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But you want everyone to read it. Like, if you get bad service at a restaurant,
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and her fascinating ideas on homemade birth control?
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Hi. Well, I hear your son is heading off to college.
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he would just cry on command and then they would leave.
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- When I decide, we decide. - Not in front of the guys.
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- So adorable. - I will decide your punishment later.
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- Oh. Still hugging. Cool. - OK.
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Jules, you OK?
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Ah, that little bitch is trying to do it again.
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- It really does. - Jules, slap out of it.
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I just have to cancel that photographer. All right. Travis!
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Now, the Internet is like a series of spider webs
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Like, if the font is too small, you just enlarge it.
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sifting through a shoebox containing a lock of hair from my first haircut,
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I gave it a shot. OK, let's go, Trav.
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Oh...
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- Slap out of it! - Ooh!
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- Are we playing tag? - It's just a mom-touch.
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You're alive, you big baby.
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When Ellie sees it on the monitor, she'll have to rush and tell everyone.
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That's what makes it so crazy.
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- Oh, my God, you are so selfish. - No, I'm not being selfish, you are.
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There is one person that could've stopped this from happening.
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You can't stay mad at me for wanting to brag about our son.
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That was amazing. Let's go tell everybody.
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A very talented singer and dancer who got hit by a car.
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Do you think I wanted to spend all day learning how to use this demon box?
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I'm learning the Internet so I can e-mail Trav.
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- Acclimate. - Hmm.
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- I just came to hang with my friends. - Oh... They're not here yet?
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and self-involved to ever be a "pathetic mommy" type.
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They mean it. And so do I.
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might be really hard on you, too.
Aired 10 years ago - Sep 22, 2010

Bobby struggles with the reality of Jules being in a relationship with Grayson. Jules has issues with her new psychiatrist when she discovers the truth behind her methods.

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You don't have real problems.
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she has with her own son, Gabriel.
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Right. 'Cause it's that simple.
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Are you still in a co-dependent relationship with your ex,
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The last few weeks I've been with Jules nonstop. So it's...
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Jules, didn't he try to choke you?
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I'm not getting too far ahead of myself, and...
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Do you think that I feel embarrassed that I believe that this little crystal
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Big whoop, I have to go to a bar tomorrow.
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Daniel Day-Lewis plays a wheelchair-bound artist
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then you're gonna have to choose one of the six movies out of my DVD collection.
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No, from, from you. I mean, from us. This is coming out wrong.
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I just want 24 hours for myself. OK? It's not a big deal.
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Thank you. Inappropriate.
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Oh, he just left. And I'm already jonesing for his cuddles.
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- Sucker! - Die.
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We're gonna solve this.
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I just spent the last hour getting my body twisted into all sorts of positions
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we probably don't have to be this sneaky.
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I should be. I ran the dunes for my morning workout, went home,
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I'm gonna be undercover on the bench, a normal bloke reading the racing form.
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- Let's go, shirts off. - I got the tree.
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You're really bald from up here.
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Oh...
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- This is just like me and Grayson. - Is it?
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Why the judgment? The suspicion?
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I know it doesn't take much to keep your tiny lizard brain functioning,
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- Imaginary hat. - Imaginary opera gloves.
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- You're crazy. - I'm not a therapist.
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Come on, Gabriel, up, up, up. Don't be rude. Say hi to Jules.
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You based all of my treatment on your dog?
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- And yes, this is my stern voice! - I don't like your stern voice.
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Tell me, after we left, did you leave a note on that car?
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Last Christmas, I set my car on fire so my dad would think I was dead.
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- Yep. - You are a nut job!
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Look, I may not be totally cool with the whole you-and-Jules-thing just yet.
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But you, you're the outside guy, I can talk to you about anything.
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Gah! I almost had him.
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What? Would you let go of me? Come on. I can do what I want!
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I like hearing your problems and keeping you from doing dumb stuff.
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