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Season 7  "Bart on the Road"  7x20

Aired 28 years ago - Mar 31, 1996

Bart creates a fake driver's license for himself and uses it to go on a spring break road trip with Milhouse, Nelson, and Martin. Meanwhile, Homer and Lisa bond after spending some quality time together at work.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 1
Oh! This is a map of nuclear sites around the country.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 2
Martin, you're up one million dollars.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 3
Houston- We have a problem.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 4
I just gotta go laminate your license. You'll get it in two to three weeks.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 5
Twenty-five years old? You're not 25 years old.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 6
I can think of at least two things wrong with that title.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 7
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 8
I just had a sinful shopping spree at Wee World.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 9
Wow.!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 10
Gentlemen, for our road trip, I have taken the liberty...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 11
Nah.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 12
That's not Latin. Mom, Bart's faking it!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 13
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 14
Cruise control, my good man. Everybody all set back here?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 15
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 16
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 17
We're not going to a grammar rodeo.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 18
I've always wanted to see Macon, Georgia.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 19
which sits atop a 266-foot-tall steel shaft.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 20
- Great! You want to get some lunch? - Sure.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 21
They all have hilarious names and are delicious.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 22
Sleeping bags on the floor, a roaring fire.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 23
Bart, can we weigh the car at that weigh station?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 24
With Bart gone, and now you and your father, I'm not gonna have anyone to-
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 25
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 26
Okay. Time for truth or dare. You go first.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 27
If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 28
Just give me another chance, and I'll prove I can keep your secret.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 29
Thanks, Dad.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 30
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 31
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 32
Uh, excuse me. Is this the world's fair visitor's center?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 33
if you want to see 16,000 boxes of unsold wigs.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 34
I must have spent our last $10 on this Al Gore doll.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 35
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 36
Look, we got here on our own, so we can survive here on our own.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 37
- Hey! Come back. - Four hundred, 500, 600-
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 38
Well, of course I'll accept.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 39
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 40
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 41
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 42
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 43
Langdon Alger? Oh, I don't like him anymore.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 44

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 2
Martin, you're up one million dollars.
#2 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 3
Houston- We have a problem.
#3 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 4
I just gotta go laminate your license. You'll get it in two to three weeks.
#4 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 5
Twenty-five years old? You're not 25 years old.
#5 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 6
I can think of at least two things wrong with that title.
#6 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 7 #7 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 8
I just had a sinful shopping spree at Wee World.
#8 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 9
Wow.!
#9 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 10
Gentlemen, for our road trip, I have taken the liberty...
#10 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 11
Nah.
#11 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 12
That's not Latin. Mom, Bart's faking it!
#12 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 13 #13 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 14
Cruise control, my good man. Everybody all set back here?
#14 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 15 #15 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 16 #16 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 17
We're not going to a grammar rodeo.
#17 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 18
I've always wanted to see Macon, Georgia.
#18 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 19
which sits atop a 266-foot-tall steel shaft.
#19 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 20
- Great! You want to get some lunch? - Sure.
#20 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 21
They all have hilarious names and are delicious.
#21 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 22
Sleeping bags on the floor, a roaring fire.
#22 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 23
Bart, can we weigh the car at that weigh station?
#23 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 24
With Bart gone, and now you and your father, I'm not gonna have anyone to-
#24 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 25 #25 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 26
Okay. Time for truth or dare. You go first.
#26 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 27
If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran!
#27 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 28
Just give me another chance, and I'll prove I can keep your secret.
#28 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 29
Thanks, Dad.
#29 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 30 #30 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 31 #31 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 32
Uh, excuse me. Is this the world's fair visitor's center?
#32 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 33
if you want to see 16,000 boxes of unsold wigs.
#33 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 34
I must have spent our last $10 on this Al Gore doll.
#34 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 35 #35 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 36
Look, we got here on our own, so we can survive here on our own.
#36 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 37
- Hey! Come back. - Four hundred, 500, 600-
#37 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 38
Well, of course I'll accept.
#38 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 39 #39 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 40 #40 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 41 #41 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 42 #42 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 43
Langdon Alger? Oh, I don't like him anymore.
#43 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 20 (S07E20) - 44 #44