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Season 7  "Two Bad Neighbors"  7x13

Aired 28 years ago - Jan 14, 1996

Homer resents being upstaged when former president George Bush moves into the neighborhood. After Bush spanks Bart, an all-out prank war ensues.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 1
Not that Disco Stu didn't get his share of the action.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 2
Like this. What the heckaroonie is this, Mrs. Glick?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 3
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 4
Well, it's a moot point as I have only one tie to begin with.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 5
Uh, hey, Ned, let me help you with that.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 6
- You're the king, Homer! - King of the neighborhood!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 7
I'll take that.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 8
Spend
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 9
Ah, ah, ah, ah Table five, table five
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 10
Disco Stu likes disco music.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 11
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 12
Hello!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 13
Actually, this is one of the nine states where Mr. Bush claims residency, Dad.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 14
And your business here, Mr. Flanders?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 15
I'm Ned Flanders, and this is Maude, Rod and Todd.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 16
Bar's a whiz with cold drinks, aren't you, Bar?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 17
with no particular hopes or dreams.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 18
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 19
I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong Bush.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 20
Hello, Mr. Bush!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 21
and they only give you so many packs.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 22
- Who's that, George? - That's me with Charlton Heston.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 23
Did your Secret Service goons ever whack anybody, George?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 24
Ah, let's see now. What do you folks have here, huh?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 25
That guy's louder than World War II.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 26
Oh, that's just his way. He really likes you.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 27
You have to be president, and you're not president.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 28
Older people don't eat much candy, Bart, but I could bake you some cookies.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 29
Homie, as long as you keep the car full of gas, I'm happy.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 30
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 31
- What ya doin'? - Now, don't upset the desk there.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 32
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 33
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 34
You? Bart Simpson?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 35
but Homer and I just don't believe in that kind of punishment.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 36
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 37
you'd have disciplined that boy a long time ago.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 38
you men stand down.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 39
- Trouble it is! - For you.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 40
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 41
No! That's not Bar and me. It's them.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 42
Nuh-uh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 43
Bar! The boys are in the front yard. They'll help me think of a plan to get those Simpsons.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 44
Hey, lookin'good.!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 45
Oh, yeah, that's right. The Simpsons.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 46
- It's time to hit him where he lives. - His house?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 47
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 48
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 49
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 50
Too bad they got off on the wrong foot.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 51
- Get him, boys! - Ow! Ow!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 52

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 2
Like this. What the heckaroonie is this, Mrs. Glick?
#2 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 3 #3 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 4
Well, it's a moot point as I have only one tie to begin with.
#4 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 5
Uh, hey, Ned, let me help you with that.
#5 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 6
- You're the king, Homer! - King of the neighborhood!
#6 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 7
I'll take that.
#7 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 8
Spend
#8 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 9
Ah, ah, ah, ah Table five, table five
#9 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 10
Disco Stu likes disco music.
#10 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 11 #11 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 12
Hello!
#12 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 13
Actually, this is one of the nine states where Mr. Bush claims residency, Dad.
#13 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 14
And your business here, Mr. Flanders?
#14 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 15
I'm Ned Flanders, and this is Maude, Rod and Todd.
#15 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 16
Bar's a whiz with cold drinks, aren't you, Bar?
#16 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 17
with no particular hopes or dreams.
#17 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 18 #18 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 19
I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong Bush.
#19 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 20
Hello, Mr. Bush!
#20 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 21
and they only give you so many packs.
#21 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 22
- Who's that, George? - That's me with Charlton Heston.
#22 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 23
Did your Secret Service goons ever whack anybody, George?
#23 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 24
Ah, let's see now. What do you folks have here, huh?
#24 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 25
That guy's louder than World War II.
#25 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 26
Oh, that's just his way. He really likes you.
#26 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 27
You have to be president, and you're not president.
#27 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 28
Older people don't eat much candy, Bart, but I could bake you some cookies.
#28 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 29
Homie, as long as you keep the car full of gas, I'm happy.
#29 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 30 #30 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 31
- What ya doin'? - Now, don't upset the desk there.
#31 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 32 #32 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 33 #33 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 34
You? Bart Simpson?
#34 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 35
but Homer and I just don't believe in that kind of punishment.
#35 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 36 #36 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 37
you'd have disciplined that boy a long time ago.
#37 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 38
you men stand down.
#38 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 39
- Trouble it is! - For you.
#39 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 40 #40 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 41
No! That's not Bar and me. It's them.
#41 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 42
Nuh-uh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors.
#42 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 43
Bar! The boys are in the front yard. They'll help me think of a plan to get those Simpsons.
#43 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 44
Hey, lookin'good.!
#44 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 45
Oh, yeah, that's right. The Simpsons.
#45 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 46
- It's time to hit him where he lives. - His house?
#46 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 47 #47 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 48 #48 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 49 #49 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 50
Too bad they got off on the wrong foot.
#50 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 51
- Get him, boys! - Ow! Ow!
#51 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 13 (S07E13) - 52 #52