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Season 7  "A Fish Called Selma"  7x19

Aired 28 years ago - Mar 24, 1996

Washed up and plagued by scandal, Troy McClure sees a marriage to Selma as his ticket back to success.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 1
Troy McClure? I thought he disappeared after that scandal at the aquarium.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 2
Hello, beautiful.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 3
and read the top line?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 4
I'm sure I could find some way to repay you.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 5
Hmm? Hmm.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 6
Being a huge movie star must be good too.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 7
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 8
Maybe those rumors about his fish fetish weren't true after all.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 9
- We haven't spoken in eight years. - Yes.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 10
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 11
Okay, now you tell one.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 12
Excuse me. I ordered a Zima, not "emphysema. "
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 13
Oh, God! I'm such a fool.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 14
I don't want to jinx it, Marge, but this could be it.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 15
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 16
Oh, Princess fair, whilst thou grant me thine dainty hoof in marriage?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 17
Tonight, '70s leading man Troy McClure has finally met the woman of his dreams.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 18
And with news of his upcoming wedding, rumor has it he's up for some very choice roles.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 19
Garbage collection is Monday. If you want to throw out a box, you have to cut it up.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 20
Troy, Mac Parker. Ever hear of Planet of the Apes?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 21
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 22
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 23
- Of course you can - Well, I couldn't before
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 24
No, you'll never make a monkey
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 25
Yes, you finally
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 26
I just want to say I wouldn't be here without the support of a very special lady-
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 27
as Locker Room Towel Fight: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 28
Yeah, that's a good idea, Homer...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 29
- Come here, Homer. - Okay.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 30
If anyone here knows why this couple should not be wed in holy matrimony...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 31
You may now kiss... each other.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 32
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 33
Apparently, he doesn't really love Selma...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 34
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 35
as Make-Out King of Montana and The Electric Gigolo.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 36
the new McBain movie!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 37
Wrong for me? How? Oh, I get it.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 38
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 39
You married me just to help your career?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 40
- Are you gay? - Gay? I wish!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 41
Just smile for the cameras and enjoy Mr. Troy's Wild Ride.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 42
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 43
I will, but you gotta do something for me.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 44
which you will if you have a baby.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 2
Hello, beautiful.
#2 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 3
and read the top line?
#3 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 4
I'm sure I could find some way to repay you.
#4 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 5
Hmm? Hmm.
#5 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 6
Being a huge movie star must be good too.
#6 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 7 #7 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 8
Maybe those rumors about his fish fetish weren't true after all.
#8 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 9
- We haven't spoken in eight years. - Yes.
#9 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 10 #10 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 11
Okay, now you tell one.
#11 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 12
Excuse me. I ordered a Zima, not "emphysema. "
#12 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 13
Oh, God! I'm such a fool.
#13 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 14
I don't want to jinx it, Marge, but this could be it.
#14 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 15 #15 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 16
Oh, Princess fair, whilst thou grant me thine dainty hoof in marriage?
#16 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 17
Tonight, '70s leading man Troy McClure has finally met the woman of his dreams.
#17 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 18
And with news of his upcoming wedding, rumor has it he's up for some very choice roles.
#18 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 19
Garbage collection is Monday. If you want to throw out a box, you have to cut it up.
#19 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 20
Troy, Mac Parker. Ever hear of Planet of the Apes?
#20 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 21 #21 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 22
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
#22 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 23
- Of course you can - Well, I couldn't before
#23 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 24
No, you'll never make a monkey
#24 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 25
Yes, you finally
#25 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 26
I just want to say I wouldn't be here without the support of a very special lady-
#26 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 27
as Locker Room Towel Fight: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll.
#27 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 28
Yeah, that's a good idea, Homer...
#28 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 29
- Come here, Homer. - Okay.
#29 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 30
If anyone here knows why this couple should not be wed in holy matrimony...
#30 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 31
You may now kiss... each other.
#31 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 32 #32 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 33
Apparently, he doesn't really love Selma...
#33 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 34 #34 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 35
as Make-Out King of Montana and The Electric Gigolo.
#35 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 36
the new McBain movie!
#36 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 37
Wrong for me? How? Oh, I get it.
#37 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 38 #38 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 39
You married me just to help your career?
#39 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 40
- Are you gay? - Gay? I wish!
#40 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 41
Just smile for the cameras and enjoy Mr. Troy's Wild Ride.
#41 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 42 #42 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 43
I will, but you gotta do something for me.
#43 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 19 (S07E19) - 44
which you will if you have a baby.
#44