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Season 7  "Team Homer"  7x12

Aired 28 years ago - Jan 07, 1996

Homer catches Mr. Burns in an ether-induced haze and asks for $500 for his bowling team. When Burns' head clears, he demands to join the team. Meanwhile, Bart's inflammatory T-shirt provokes Principal Skinner to require school uniforms.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 1
- Oh, okay. Then I just need your $500 registration fee. - $500!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 2
Burns never gives money to anybody.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 3
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 4
I'll just write the zero first.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 5
We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 6
prawns, coconut milk and four kinds of rice.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 7
- We're fresh out, sir. I'll get some more. - Leave the rag.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 8
Ow.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 9
Uh, excuse me. I'd like to request $17...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 10
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 11
Oh, come on. If we quit now, we'll never know how badly they're gonna beat us.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 12
Oh, man! I knew I was gonna choke.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 13
- Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto. - You can do it, Otto! You can do it-
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 14
- Let me set the scene for you, Marge. - All right.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 15
- Good for him. - Yes, but, Marge, you're missing the point.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 16
No, no. Now, don't try to remember what that slogan was.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 17
in this vest and short pant combination from Mr. Boy of Main Street.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 18
All right. Pick your size: extra small or extra large.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 19
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 20
There it is, boys: the championship trophy.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 21
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 22
- We are not wieners. - Then what are you dressed like that for?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 23
Yes, that was unpleasant for all concerned.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 24
It was either Pops Freshenmeyer...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 25
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 26
- You wanna join my what? - You wanna what his team?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 27
Look, guys, it's not that simple. He's my boss.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 28
It wasn't any easier.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 29
I'm going to make sure my desk is exactly parallel to the rear wall.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 30
I bet I'll get a little respect once I get that Harvard diploma.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 31
- Mamma mia.! - Hoot, mon!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 32
The only ship worth a damn is friendship.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 33
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 34
absolutely nothing has gone wrong.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 35
Wow! Look at all the colors, man!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 36
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 37
Homer, maybe Mr. Burns will bowl a great game, and you will win your championship.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 38
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 39
My old gimpy knee has gone akimbo again.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 40
Oh, uh, Mr. Burns, as team captain...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 41
- Aww. - Now, Homer, you were about to say something to me.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 42
Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 43
Okay. The Holy Rollers are ahead by one pin...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 44
Well, next time, a few steps more toward center, don't you think?

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 2
Burns never gives money to anybody.
#2 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 3 #3 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 4
I'll just write the zero first.
#4 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 5
We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta.
#5 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 6
prawns, coconut milk and four kinds of rice.
#6 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 7
- We're fresh out, sir. I'll get some more. - Leave the rag.
#7 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 8
Ow.
#8 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 9
Uh, excuse me. I'd like to request $17...
#9 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 10 #10 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 11
Oh, come on. If we quit now, we'll never know how badly they're gonna beat us.
#11 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 12
Oh, man! I knew I was gonna choke.
#12 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 13
- Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto. - You can do it, Otto! You can do it-
#13 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 14
- Let me set the scene for you, Marge. - All right.
#14 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 15
- Good for him. - Yes, but, Marge, you're missing the point.
#15 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 16
No, no. Now, don't try to remember what that slogan was.
#16 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 17
in this vest and short pant combination from Mr. Boy of Main Street.
#17 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 18
All right. Pick your size: extra small or extra large.
#18 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 19 #19 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 20
There it is, boys: the championship trophy.
#20 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 21 #21 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 22
- We are not wieners. - Then what are you dressed like that for?
#22 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 23
Yes, that was unpleasant for all concerned.
#23 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 24
It was either Pops Freshenmeyer...
#24 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 25 #25 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 26
- You wanna join my what? - You wanna what his team?
#26 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 27
Look, guys, it's not that simple. He's my boss.
#27 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 28
It wasn't any easier.
#28 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 29
I'm going to make sure my desk is exactly parallel to the rear wall.
#29 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 30
I bet I'll get a little respect once I get that Harvard diploma.
#30 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 31
- Mamma mia.! - Hoot, mon!
#31 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 32
The only ship worth a damn is friendship.
#32 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 33 #33 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 34
absolutely nothing has gone wrong.
#34 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 35
Wow! Look at all the colors, man!
#35 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 36 #36 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 37
Homer, maybe Mr. Burns will bowl a great game, and you will win your championship.
#37 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 38 #38 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 39
My old gimpy knee has gone akimbo again.
#39 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 40
Oh, uh, Mr. Burns, as team captain...
#40 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 41
- Aww. - Now, Homer, you were about to say something to me.
#41 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 42 #42 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 43
Okay. The Holy Rollers are ahead by one pin...
#43 Recap of The Simpsons Season 7 Episode 12 (S07E12) - 44
Well, next time, a few steps more toward center, don't you think?
#44