S6 E12
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Season 6  "Homer the Great"  6x12

Aired 25 years ago - Jan 08, 1995

Homer joins the secret society of the Stonecutters and is suddenly exalted when the brethren discover his birthmark. The ancient order is shaken to the core by the ineptitude of its new Chosen One.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 1
I'm going outside...
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I saw weird stuff in that place last night.
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There are two ways to gain membership:
Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 7
...of serum cholesterol in the human bloodstream.
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Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 9
But you let in Homer Glumpet.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 10
I'd give anything to get into the Stonecutters.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 11
Do I ever. It's five years later and I still think I'm a chicken.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 12
I'm the president of the Gay & Lesbian Alliance, for some reason.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 13
Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 14
We call each other by number.
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Patience, Monty. Climb the ladder.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 16
All Stonecutters must take the Leap of Faith.
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And by the sacred parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets...
Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 20
...who since ancient times have split the rocks of ignorance...
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- Oh, really? - Yes.
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- Same old space, huh, Dad? - Yep.
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You're jealous.
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I still don't believe all the Founding Fathers were Stonecutters.
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It's wonderful, Marge. I've never felt so accepted in all my life.
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We do We do
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We do We do
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...to commemorate our glorious society's 1500th anniversary.
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...in the shadow of the hallowed sacred parchment.
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No, Homer, no! This is outrageous! You can't do that!
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Please don't kick me out. This society's everything to me.
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...of our beloved sacred parchment...
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...whom the sacred parchment prophesied would lead us to glory.
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...but it won't last forever. - Everything lasts forever.
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Another strike for the Chosen One!
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...from other human beings. - What do you mean, isolated?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 46
Couldn't hurt. Unless the monkeys started hurting people.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 47
Helping others makes our own lives better and makes us better people.
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Oh, I'll give you higher, my filthy little urchin.
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A beautiful sky blue.

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I saw weird stuff in that place last night.
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There are two ways to gain membership:
#6
Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 7
...of serum cholesterol in the human bloodstream.
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Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 8
Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?
#8
Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 9
But you let in Homer Glumpet.
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Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 10
I'd give anything to get into the Stonecutters.
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Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 11
Do I ever. It's five years later and I still think I'm a chicken.
#11
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I'm the president of the Gay & Lesbian Alliance, for some reason.
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We call each other by number.
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Patience, Monty. Climb the ladder.
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All Stonecutters must take the Leap of Faith.
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And by the sacred parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets...
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...who since ancient times have split the rocks of ignorance...
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- Oh, really? - Yes.
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- Same old space, huh, Dad? - Yep.
#23
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You're jealous.
#24
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I still don't believe all the Founding Fathers were Stonecutters.
#25
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It's wonderful, Marge. I've never felt so accepted in all my life.
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We do We do
#29
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We do We do
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...to commemorate our glorious society's 1500th anniversary.
#31
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...in the shadow of the hallowed sacred parchment.
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No, Homer, no! This is outrageous! You can't do that!
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Please don't kick me out. This society's everything to me.
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...of our beloved sacred parchment...
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...whom the sacred parchment prophesied would lead us to glory.
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...but it won't last forever. - Everything lasts forever.
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Another strike for the Chosen One!
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...from other human beings. - What do you mean, isolated?
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Couldn't hurt. Unless the monkeys started hurting people.
#46
Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 47
Helping others makes our own lives better and makes us better people.
#47
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Oh, I'll give you higher, my filthy little urchin.
#49
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A beautiful sky blue.
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