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Season 6  "Homer the Great"  6x12

Aired 29 years ago - Jan 08, 1995

Homer joins the secret society of the Stonecutters and is suddenly exalted when the brethren discover his birthmark. The ancient order is shaken to the core by the ineptitude of its new Chosen One.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 1
I'm going outside...
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I saw weird stuff in that place last night.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 6
There are two ways to gain membership:
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 7
...of serum cholesterol in the human bloodstream.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 8
Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 9
But you let in Homer Glumpet.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 10
I'd give anything to get into the Stonecutters.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 11
Do I ever. It's five years later and I still think I'm a chicken.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 12
I'm the president of the Gay & Lesbian Alliance, for some reason.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 13
Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 14
We call each other by number.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 15
Patience, Monty. Climb the ladder.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 16
All Stonecutters must take the Leap of Faith.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 17
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And by the sacred parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 20
...who since ancient times have split the rocks of ignorance...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 21
- Oh, really? - Yes.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 22
Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 23
- Same old space, huh, Dad? - Yep.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 24
You're jealous.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 25
I still don't believe all the Founding Fathers were Stonecutters.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 26
Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 27
Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 28
It's wonderful, Marge. I've never felt so accepted in all my life.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 29
We do We do
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 30
We do We do
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 31
...to commemorate our glorious society's 1500th anniversary.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 32
...in the shadow of the hallowed sacred parchment.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 33
No, Homer, no! This is outrageous! You can't do that!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 34
Please don't kick me out. This society's everything to me.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 35
...of our beloved sacred parchment...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 36
Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 37
...whom the sacred parchment prophesied would lead us to glory.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 38
Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 39
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...but it won't last forever. - Everything lasts forever.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 41
Another strike for the Chosen One!
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...from other human beings. - What do you mean, isolated?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 46
Couldn't hurt. Unless the monkeys started hurting people.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 47
Helping others makes our own lives better and makes us better people.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 48
Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 49
Oh, I'll give you higher, my filthy little urchin.
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A beautiful sky blue.

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I saw weird stuff in that place last night.
#5 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 6
There are two ways to gain membership:
#6 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 7
...of serum cholesterol in the human bloodstream.
#7 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 8
Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?
#8 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 9
But you let in Homer Glumpet.
#9 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 10
I'd give anything to get into the Stonecutters.
#10 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 11
Do I ever. It's five years later and I still think I'm a chicken.
#11 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 12
I'm the president of the Gay & Lesbian Alliance, for some reason.
#12 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 13 #13 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 14
We call each other by number.
#14 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 15
Patience, Monty. Climb the ladder.
#15 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 16
All Stonecutters must take the Leap of Faith.
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And by the sacred parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets...
#19 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 20
...who since ancient times have split the rocks of ignorance...
#20 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 21
- Oh, really? - Yes.
#21 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 22 #22 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 23
- Same old space, huh, Dad? - Yep.
#23 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 24
You're jealous.
#24 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 25
I still don't believe all the Founding Fathers were Stonecutters.
#25 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 26 #26 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 27 #27 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 28
It's wonderful, Marge. I've never felt so accepted in all my life.
#28 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 29
We do We do
#29 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 30
We do We do
#30 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 31
...to commemorate our glorious society's 1500th anniversary.
#31 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 32
...in the shadow of the hallowed sacred parchment.
#32 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 33
No, Homer, no! This is outrageous! You can't do that!
#33 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 34
Please don't kick me out. This society's everything to me.
#34 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 35
...of our beloved sacred parchment...
#35 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 36 #36 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 37
...whom the sacred parchment prophesied would lead us to glory.
#37 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 38 #38 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 39 #39 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 40
...but it won't last forever. - Everything lasts forever.
#40 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 41
Another strike for the Chosen One!
#41 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 42 #42 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 43 #43 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 44 #44 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 45
...from other human beings. - What do you mean, isolated?
#45 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 46
Couldn't hurt. Unless the monkeys started hurting people.
#46 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 47
Helping others makes our own lives better and makes us better people.
#47 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 48 #48 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 49
Oh, I'll give you higher, my filthy little urchin.
#49 Recap of The Simpsons Season 6 Episode 12 (S06E12) - 50
A beautiful sky blue.
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