S4 E13
Status
Continuing
Next episode
2 days ago
Airs
Sundays 8:00 PM on Disney+

Season 4  "Selma's Choice"  4x13

Aired 28 years ago - Jan 21, 1993

After seeing Aunt Gladys die alone, Aunt Selma wants to get married and have a baby... until she spends a day babysitting Bart and Lisa at Duff Gardens.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 1
- Oh, Homer, quit pouting. - [ Whining ] I'm not pouting.
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Homer!
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Hey, you don't hear Lisa complaining.
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[ Laughing ] Legend of the dog-faced woman.
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- Oh, that's nice. - Nine...
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 8
most of what I said can be salvaged.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 9
but she was rich in spirit.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 10
Boy, am I hungry.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 11
to get to know you these last few years.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 12
Pretty sweet, hey?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 13
"And that has made all the difference."
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 14
They're all here-- Otto von Bismarck...
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 15
To my sister, Jackie, I leave my pet iguana, JubJub.
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[Echoing] Now! Now! Now!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 17
Don't worry. We'll get that "barking dog" record tomorrow.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 18
- What do I do here? -Just tell us about yourself.
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- [Cash Register Clicking] - [ Beeps ]
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- They make us wear this. - Shall we continue this conversation over dinner?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 22
Next. Wait a minute.
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- [ All ] Hey, kids! Take a walk on the wild side! - ## [ Singing Pop ]
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Yeah. I was so depressed.
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- [ Whispering, Indistinct ] - I knew that.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 28
[Belching Continues, Echoing]
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- Oh. Are you sure you wanna have a baby this way? - Yeah.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 30
Why do you wanna have a baby so bad?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 31
- No man will want you. - All I got now is sperm in a cup.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 32
[ Gasps ] Have you been eating that sandwich again?
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 33
Two more feet, and I can fit it in the fridge.
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- [ Groaning ] - You look terrible.
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- Hurrah! - [ Horn Honking ]
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- Won't be any fun without ya, Dad. - [ Engine Starts ]
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- There it is! - The Duff Beeramid.
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[Bart] There's Tipsy, and there's Queasy.
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Anything this bad has to be educational. Bart!
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 41
"Boxing's Greatest Weigh-Ins" and "Yentl. "
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Wow!
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- We got more stuff to do. - You've already had four of 'em.
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 44
That Yentl puts the "she" in yeshiva.
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♪♪ [ Animatronic Dolls Singing Repetitious Theme ]
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- I wanna get off!. - You can't get off.
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Now, you just Put your head right here.
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♪♪♪♪[Singing Continues]
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Ahh! I can see the music.
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[ Screaming ]

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 2
Homer!
#2
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 3
Hey, you don't hear Lisa complaining.
#3
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 4
[ Laughing ] Legend of the dog-faced woman.
#4
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- Oh, that's nice. - Nine...
#7
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 8
most of what I said can be salvaged.
#8
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 9
but she was rich in spirit.
#9
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 10
Boy, am I hungry.
#10
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 11
to get to know you these last few years.
#11
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 12
Pretty sweet, hey?
#12
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"And that has made all the difference."
#13
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They're all here-- Otto von Bismarck...
#14
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To my sister, Jackie, I leave my pet iguana, JubJub.
#15
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 16
[Echoing] Now! Now! Now!
#16
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 17
Don't worry. We'll get that "barking dog" record tomorrow.
#17
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- What do I do here? -Just tell us about yourself.
#18
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- [Cash Register Clicking] - [ Beeps ]
#20
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- They make us wear this. - Shall we continue this conversation over dinner?
#21
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Next. Wait a minute.
#22
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- [ All ] Hey, kids! Take a walk on the wild side! - ## [ Singing Pop ]
#25
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Yeah. I was so depressed.
#26
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- [ Whispering, Indistinct ] - I knew that.
#27
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[Belching Continues, Echoing]
#28
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- Oh. Are you sure you wanna have a baby this way? - Yeah.
#29
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Why do you wanna have a baby so bad?
#30
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- No man will want you. - All I got now is sperm in a cup.
#31
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 32
[ Gasps ] Have you been eating that sandwich again?
#32
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 33
Two more feet, and I can fit it in the fridge.
#33
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- [ Groaning ] - You look terrible.
#34
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- Hurrah! - [ Horn Honking ]
#35
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- Won't be any fun without ya, Dad. - [ Engine Starts ]
#36
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- There it is! - The Duff Beeramid.
#37
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[Bart] There's Tipsy, and there's Queasy.
#38
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Anything this bad has to be educational. Bart!
#40
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"Boxing's Greatest Weigh-Ins" and "Yentl. "
#41
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Wow!
#42
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- We got more stuff to do. - You've already had four of 'em.
#43
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That Yentl puts the "she" in yeshiva.
#44
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♪♪ [ Animatronic Dolls Singing Repetitious Theme ]
#45
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- I wanna get off!. - You can't get off.
#46
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Now, you just Put your head right here.
#48
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♪♪♪♪[Singing Continues]
#49
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Ahh! I can see the music.
#50
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[ Screaming ]
#51