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Season 4  "Selma's Choice"  4x13

Aired 31 years ago - Jan 21, 1993

After seeing Aunt Gladys die alone, Aunt Selma wants to get married and have a baby... until she spends a day babysitting Bart and Lisa at Duff Gardens.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 1
- Oh, Homer, quit pouting. - [ Whining ] I'm not pouting.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 2
Homer!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 3
Hey, you don't hear Lisa complaining.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 4
[ Laughing ] Legend of the dog-faced woman.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 5
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 6
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 7
- Oh, that's nice. - Nine...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 8
most of what I said can be salvaged.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 9
but she was rich in spirit.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 10
Boy, am I hungry.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 11
to get to know you these last few years.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 12
Pretty sweet, hey?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 13
"And that has made all the difference."
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 14
They're all here-- Otto von Bismarck...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 15
To my sister, Jackie, I leave my pet iguana, JubJub.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 16
[Echoing] Now! Now! Now!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 17
Don't worry. We'll get that "barking dog" record tomorrow.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 18
- What do I do here? -Just tell us about yourself.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 19
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 20
- [Cash Register Clicking] - [ Beeps ]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 21
- They make us wear this. - Shall we continue this conversation over dinner?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 22
Next. Wait a minute.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 23
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 24
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 25
- [ All ] Hey, kids! Take a walk on the wild side! - ## [ Singing Pop ]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 26
Yeah. I was so depressed.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 27
- [ Whispering, Indistinct ] - I knew that.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 28
[Belching Continues, Echoing]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 29
- Oh. Are you sure you wanna have a baby this way? - Yeah.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 30
Why do you wanna have a baby so bad?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 31
- No man will want you. - All I got now is sperm in a cup.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 32
[ Gasps ] Have you been eating that sandwich again?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 33
Two more feet, and I can fit it in the fridge.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 34
- [ Groaning ] - You look terrible.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 35
- Hurrah! - [ Horn Honking ]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 36
- Won't be any fun without ya, Dad. - [ Engine Starts ]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 37
- There it is! - The Duff Beeramid.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 38
[Bart] There's Tipsy, and there's Queasy.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 39
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 40
Anything this bad has to be educational. Bart!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 41
"Boxing's Greatest Weigh-Ins" and "Yentl. "
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 42
Wow!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 43
- We got more stuff to do. - You've already had four of 'em.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 44
That Yentl puts the "she" in yeshiva.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 45
♪♪ [ Animatronic Dolls Singing Repetitious Theme ]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 46
- I wanna get off!. - You can't get off.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 47
Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 48
Now, you just Put your head right here.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 49
♪♪♪♪[Singing Continues]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 50
Ahh! I can see the music.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 51
[ Screaming ]

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 2
Homer!
#2 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 3
Hey, you don't hear Lisa complaining.
#3 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 4
[ Laughing ] Legend of the dog-faced woman.
#4 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 5 #5 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 6 #6 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 7
- Oh, that's nice. - Nine...
#7 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 8
most of what I said can be salvaged.
#8 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 9
but she was rich in spirit.
#9 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 10
Boy, am I hungry.
#10 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 11
to get to know you these last few years.
#11 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 12
Pretty sweet, hey?
#12 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 13
"And that has made all the difference."
#13 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 14
They're all here-- Otto von Bismarck...
#14 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 15
To my sister, Jackie, I leave my pet iguana, JubJub.
#15 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 16
[Echoing] Now! Now! Now!
#16 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 17
Don't worry. We'll get that "barking dog" record tomorrow.
#17 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 18
- What do I do here? -Just tell us about yourself.
#18 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 19 #19 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 20
- [Cash Register Clicking] - [ Beeps ]
#20 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 21
- They make us wear this. - Shall we continue this conversation over dinner?
#21 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 22
Next. Wait a minute.
#22 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 23 #23 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 24 #24 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 25
- [ All ] Hey, kids! Take a walk on the wild side! - ## [ Singing Pop ]
#25 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 26
Yeah. I was so depressed.
#26 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 27
- [ Whispering, Indistinct ] - I knew that.
#27 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 28
[Belching Continues, Echoing]
#28 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 29
- Oh. Are you sure you wanna have a baby this way? - Yeah.
#29 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 30
Why do you wanna have a baby so bad?
#30 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 31
- No man will want you. - All I got now is sperm in a cup.
#31 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 32
[ Gasps ] Have you been eating that sandwich again?
#32 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 33
Two more feet, and I can fit it in the fridge.
#33 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 34
- [ Groaning ] - You look terrible.
#34 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 35
- Hurrah! - [ Horn Honking ]
#35 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 36
- Won't be any fun without ya, Dad. - [ Engine Starts ]
#36 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 37
- There it is! - The Duff Beeramid.
#37 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 38
[Bart] There's Tipsy, and there's Queasy.
#38 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 39 #39 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 40
Anything this bad has to be educational. Bart!
#40 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 41
"Boxing's Greatest Weigh-Ins" and "Yentl. "
#41 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 42
Wow!
#42 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 43
- We got more stuff to do. - You've already had four of 'em.
#43 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 44
That Yentl puts the "she" in yeshiva.
#44 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 45
♪♪ [ Animatronic Dolls Singing Repetitious Theme ]
#45 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 46
- I wanna get off!. - You can't get off.
#46 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 47 #47 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 48
Now, you just Put your head right here.
#48 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 49
♪♪♪♪[Singing Continues]
#49 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 50
Ahh! I can see the music.
#50 Recap of The Simpsons Season 4 Episode 13 (S04E13) - 51
[ Screaming ]
#51