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Season 11  "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?"  11x3

Aired 25 years ago - Oct 24, 1999

With Lisa's help, Homer uses his vast knowledge of food to become the town's leading restaurant critic. But when he gets petty and vindictive in his criticisms, all the other chefs in town try to kill him.

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established in 1883.
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to become Springfield's number-one newspaper.
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[ Chuckling ] All right. I'm dancin'!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 4
My advice is to free us or let us die!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 5
each copy contains a certain percentage of recycled paper.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 6
Oh, that's nothing. He can hear pudding.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 7
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 8
I like pizza, I like bagels
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 9
We're looking for a new food critic...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 10
Thanks for the chance. You won't never regret this, Mr. Editing Guy.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 11
Earl- No! Bill Simpson!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 12
Well, you keep using words like ''pasghetti'' and ''momatoes.''
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 13
No, no! You're right! It's a joke! [ Chuckles ]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 14
I'll help you write a new review if you'll just let me use the bathroom!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 15
- The food is delicious. - [ Gasps ] That's brilliant.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 16
- Uh, I don't think so. - We make a good team.
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We're gonna run this on page one...
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Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 19
- Where is Uter? - We just want closure.
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Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 21
Welcome to Planet Springfield...
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- Hey, Homer, come here. - [ Gasps ]
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Homer! This is our theater critic, Daphne Beaumont.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 27
Listen, we've been meaning to have a talk with you about your reviews.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 28
[ Clears Throat ] We see ''John Deere has come out with this year's line of rototillers.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 29
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 30
Hmm. This pea soup is as weak as the acting and nowhere near as hammy.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 31
Oh, I got one! How do you make a King Lear? Put the queen in a bikini!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 32
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 33
Hmm. I seem to be missing a piece of my ear. Touché.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 34
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special time in a boy's life when-
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Not anymore. I don't wanna be partners with a man who thinks like that.
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The food at the Gilded Truffle really, uh-What's a good word?
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Next week is the Taste of Springfield Festival.
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articles about Chronic Fatigue Syndrome- you know, chick crap.
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Then why did you put yours in the window?
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I've seen this man eat a bowl of change.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 44
But Homer Simpson will find the real thing...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 45
Homie, my woman's intuition's acting up.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 46
Oh.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 47
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 48
Homer's unfastened the top button on his pants.
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The giant éclair will knock Homer off the food page...
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to become Springfield's number-one newspaper.
#2 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 3
[ Chuckling ] All right. I'm dancin'!
#3 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 4
My advice is to free us or let us die!
#4 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 5
each copy contains a certain percentage of recycled paper.
#5 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 6
Oh, that's nothing. He can hear pudding.
#6 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 7 #7 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 8
I like pizza, I like bagels
#8 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 9
We're looking for a new food critic...
#9 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 10
Thanks for the chance. You won't never regret this, Mr. Editing Guy.
#10 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 11
Earl- No! Bill Simpson!
#11 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 12
Well, you keep using words like ''pasghetti'' and ''momatoes.''
#12 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 13
No, no! You're right! It's a joke! [ Chuckles ]
#13 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 14
I'll help you write a new review if you'll just let me use the bathroom!
#14 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 15
- The food is delicious. - [ Gasps ] That's brilliant.
#15 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 16
- Uh, I don't think so. - We make a good team.
#16 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 17
We're gonna run this on page one...
#17 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 18 #18 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 19
- Where is Uter? - We just want closure.
#19 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 20 #20 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 21
Welcome to Planet Springfield...
#21 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 22 #22 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 23 #23 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 24 #24 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 25
- Hey, Homer, come here. - [ Gasps ]
#25 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 26
Homer! This is our theater critic, Daphne Beaumont.
#26 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 27
Listen, we've been meaning to have a talk with you about your reviews.
#27 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 28
[ Clears Throat ] We see ''John Deere has come out with this year's line of rototillers.
#28 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 29 #29 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 30
Hmm. This pea soup is as weak as the acting and nowhere near as hammy.
#30 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 31
Oh, I got one! How do you make a King Lear? Put the queen in a bikini!
#31 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 32 #32 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 33
Hmm. I seem to be missing a piece of my ear. Touché.
#33 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 34 #34 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 35
special time in a boy's life when-
#35 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 36
Not anymore. I don't wanna be partners with a man who thinks like that.
#36 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 37
The food at the Gilded Truffle really, uh-What's a good word?
#37 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 38 #38 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 39
Next week is the Taste of Springfield Festival.
#39 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 40
articles about Chronic Fatigue Syndrome- you know, chick crap.
#40 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 41
Then why did you put yours in the window?
#41 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 42 #42 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 43
I've seen this man eat a bowl of change.
#43 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 44
But Homer Simpson will find the real thing...
#44 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 45
Homie, my woman's intuition's acting up.
#45 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 46
Oh.
#46 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 47 #47 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 48
Homer's unfastened the top button on his pants.
#48 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 49
The giant éclair will knock Homer off the food page...
#49 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 3 (S11E03) - 50 #50