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Season 11  "Days of Wine and D'ohses"  11x18

Aired 24 years ago - Apr 09, 2000

After being embarrassed by a drunken video of himself, Barney vows to sober up. Newly clean, he gets work as a helicopter pilot.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 1
I am King Talkie Tiki!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 2
- Do you know how dangerous that is? - Do not anger Talkie Tiki!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 3
- [ Sighs ] - Hey, Barney, what's with the glum face?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 4
But we did have a shindig for you, Barn. We even videotaped it. Look.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 5
I wrote a poem for Barney on this special occasion.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 6
- Mr. Gumble, you're upsetting me. - No, I'm not.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 7
[ High-pitched Voice ] Well, I'm off to market. [ Burps ]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 8
Oh. How embarrassing.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 9
morning-after stationery.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 10
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 11
Wait a minute, Barney. You gotta be sober to fly. I mean, it's not like driving a car.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 12
Well, the handwriting's on the wall.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 13
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 14
Barney, didn't you say you were going to stop drinking?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 15
[ Mumbling ] Oh, man, that's sweet.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 16
[ Chattering ]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 17
Well, after I lost my third job in two days...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 18
Oh! You're doing this at the worst possible time. Oh, your finger's in my eye!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 19
They're on that table over there.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 20
- ## [ Instrumental ] - [ Giggles ] Hurt everyone.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 21
Did you get it? Here it is.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 22
And it's still got a roll of film in it.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 23
So he's so busy worrying about the front rotor, he walks right into the back one.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 24
Elvis played a chopper pilot one time. [ Chuckles ]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 25
One sec. Testing, black box. One, two.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 26
[ Grunting ]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 27
[ Bell Dings ]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 28
But that's Barney's seat.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 29
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 30
Get it away from the house!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 31
Can you believe I'm flyin' this helicopter?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 32
Those are all priceless memories, Homer...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 33
I don't wanna talk about it. [ Sobbing ]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 34
Cheer up, Homie. You don't need friends to be happy.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 35
Old friends stick together, like O.J. and A.C., or the Falcon and the Snowman.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 36
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 37
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 38
- Then we agree. - You keep thinking that.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 39
- The Squidport, the old monorail- - [ Bart ] The Rlay-Doh factory.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 40
I said heads up.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 41
- Okay. ## [ Humming Off-key ] - Hiya, Moe.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 42
and made sweet love to your pool table, which I then befouled.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 43
as they're all being used to film the new Burt Reynolds movie, Fireball and Mudflap.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 44
It's garbage.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 45
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 46
- [ Grunting ] - [ Horn Honking ]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 47
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 48
I love you.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 49
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 50

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 2
- Do you know how dangerous that is? - Do not anger Talkie Tiki!
#2 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 3
- [ Sighs ] - Hey, Barney, what's with the glum face?
#3 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 4
But we did have a shindig for you, Barn. We even videotaped it. Look.
#4 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 5
I wrote a poem for Barney on this special occasion.
#5 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 6
- Mr. Gumble, you're upsetting me. - No, I'm not.
#6 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 7
[ High-pitched Voice ] Well, I'm off to market. [ Burps ]
#7 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 8
Oh. How embarrassing.
#8 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 9
morning-after stationery.
#9 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 10 #10 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 11
Wait a minute, Barney. You gotta be sober to fly. I mean, it's not like driving a car.
#11 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 12
Well, the handwriting's on the wall.
#12 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 13 #13 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 14
Barney, didn't you say you were going to stop drinking?
#14 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 15
[ Mumbling ] Oh, man, that's sweet.
#15 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 16
[ Chattering ]
#16 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 17
Well, after I lost my third job in two days...
#17 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 18
Oh! You're doing this at the worst possible time. Oh, your finger's in my eye!
#18 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 19
They're on that table over there.
#19 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 20
- ## [ Instrumental ] - [ Giggles ] Hurt everyone.
#20 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 21
Did you get it? Here it is.
#21 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 22
And it's still got a roll of film in it.
#22 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 23
So he's so busy worrying about the front rotor, he walks right into the back one.
#23 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 24
Elvis played a chopper pilot one time. [ Chuckles ]
#24 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 25
One sec. Testing, black box. One, two.
#25 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 26
[ Grunting ]
#26 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 27
[ Bell Dings ]
#27 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 28
But that's Barney's seat.
#28 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 29 #29 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 30
Get it away from the house!
#30 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 31
Can you believe I'm flyin' this helicopter?
#31 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 32
Those are all priceless memories, Homer...
#32 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 33
I don't wanna talk about it. [ Sobbing ]
#33 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 34
Cheer up, Homie. You don't need friends to be happy.
#34 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 35
Old friends stick together, like O.J. and A.C., or the Falcon and the Snowman.
#35 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 36 #36 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 37 #37 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 38
- Then we agree. - You keep thinking that.
#38 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 39
- The Squidport, the old monorail- - [ Bart ] The Rlay-Doh factory.
#39 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 40
I said heads up.
#40 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 41
- Okay. ## [ Humming Off-key ] - Hiya, Moe.
#41 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 42
and made sweet love to your pool table, which I then befouled.
#42 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 43
as they're all being used to film the new Burt Reynolds movie, Fireball and Mudflap.
#43 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 44
It's garbage.
#44 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 45 #45 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 46
- [ Grunting ] - [ Horn Honking ]
#46 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 47 #47 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 48
I love you.
#48 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 49 #49 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 18 (S11E18) - 50 #50