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Season 11  "Missionary: Impossible"  11x15

Aired 24 years ago - Feb 20, 2000

When Homer fails to give money he promised over the phone, he is forced by PBS stars to flee the country. He becomes a missionary on a small tropical island, where he introduces the natives to casino gambling.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 1
[ Footsteps Echoing ]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 2
Please- Please! We're only $10,000 away from returning to our show.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 3
- Dad, you don't have $10,000. - Aw, how they gonna find me?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 4
[ Screams ] Why did I register with Insta-Trace?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 5
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 6
Hmm? They don't show police chases, do they?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 7
Well said, Homer. And now for the moment of generosity.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 8
Okay, fine. We'll go down there, but they're not going to be open.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 9
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 10
And you thought you could stab your problems away?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 11
- You die now! - [ Shouts ]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 12
Sanctuary! Sanctuary!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 13
Please, help me. I'll do anything. I'll light a candle.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 14
Just headed down to the dump with these children's letters to God.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 15
South Pacific? I didn't agree to-
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 16
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 17
So, you said on the phone you had something to tell me?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 18
No, no. You can even keep in touch with him on this ham radio.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 19
Ah. Hi there, little fella.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 20
First of all, forget everything you learned in missionary school.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 21
I am Q'Toktok, and this is Ak.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 22
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 23
you see in all the geographical magazines?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 24
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 25
I'm gonna call you Lisa Jr.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 26
- T... V? - You don't have TV?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 27
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 28
[ Echoing ] Hello!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 29
I just don't think it's funny.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 30
that you're showing an interest in your fellow man.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 31
on the English muffin that is these people...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 32
- [ Croaks ] - [ Giggles ]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 33
Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 34
Amy said there are lots of religions. Which is the right one?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 35
like Barbra Streisand beforeJames Brolin.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 36
But you don't need a well or a chapel or an immunization center.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 37
Come on, little friend. Make a wisecrack.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 38
Well, time to get to work. Mmm.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 39
- But- - And worst of all...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 40
this seemed like a strange and frightening place.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 41
The magic medicine of...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 42
But if, like me, you're mesmerized by pretty colors and spinning things...
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 43
Now over here I've brewed up my favorite beverage.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 44
- [ Chattering ] - Okay!
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 45
♪♪ [ Whistling ]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 46
Huh? What kind of god would allow that?
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 47
Your alcohol and inexpensive buffets have corrupted us.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 48
[ Groans ]
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 49
Hmm. A night out is a night out.
 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 50
Since I got here.

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Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 2
Please- Please! We're only $10,000 away from returning to our show.
#2 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 3
- Dad, you don't have $10,000. - Aw, how they gonna find me?
#3 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 4
[ Screams ] Why did I register with Insta-Trace?
#4 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 5 #5 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 6
Hmm? They don't show police chases, do they?
#6 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 7
Well said, Homer. And now for the moment of generosity.
#7 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 8
Okay, fine. We'll go down there, but they're not going to be open.
#8 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 9 #9 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 10
And you thought you could stab your problems away?
#10 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 11
- You die now! - [ Shouts ]
#11 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 12
Sanctuary! Sanctuary!
#12 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 13
Please, help me. I'll do anything. I'll light a candle.
#13 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 14
Just headed down to the dump with these children's letters to God.
#14 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 15
South Pacific? I didn't agree to-
#15 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 16 #16 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 17
So, you said on the phone you had something to tell me?
#17 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 18
No, no. You can even keep in touch with him on this ham radio.
#18 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 19
Ah. Hi there, little fella.
#19 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 20
First of all, forget everything you learned in missionary school.
#20 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 21
I am Q'Toktok, and this is Ak.
#21 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 22 #22 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 23
you see in all the geographical magazines?
#23 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 24 #24 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 25
I'm gonna call you Lisa Jr.
#25 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 26
- T... V? - You don't have TV?
#26 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 27 #27 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 28
[ Echoing ] Hello!
#28 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 29
I just don't think it's funny.
#29 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 30
that you're showing an interest in your fellow man.
#30 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 31
on the English muffin that is these people...
#31 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 32
- [ Croaks ] - [ Giggles ]
#32 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 33 #33 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 34
Amy said there are lots of religions. Which is the right one?
#34 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 35
like Barbra Streisand beforeJames Brolin.
#35 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 36
But you don't need a well or a chapel or an immunization center.
#36 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 37
Come on, little friend. Make a wisecrack.
#37 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 38
Well, time to get to work. Mmm.
#38 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 39
- But- - And worst of all...
#39 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 40
this seemed like a strange and frightening place.
#40 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 41
The magic medicine of...
#41 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 42
But if, like me, you're mesmerized by pretty colors and spinning things...
#42 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 43
Now over here I've brewed up my favorite beverage.
#43 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 44
- [ Chattering ] - Okay!
#44 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 45
♪♪ [ Whistling ]
#45 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 46
Huh? What kind of god would allow that?
#46 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 47
Your alcohol and inexpensive buffets have corrupted us.
#47 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 48
[ Groans ]
#48 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 49
Hmm. A night out is a night out.
#49 Recap of The Simpsons Season 11 Episode 15 (S11E15) - 50
Since I got here.
#50