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Season 9  "Road to the North Pole"  9x7

Aired 9 years ago - Dec 12, 2010

Stewie’s favorite thing after his teddy bear, Rupert, is Christmas. So when he hears that Santa is making an appearance at the mall, he begs Brian to take him so that he can tell Santa in person what he wants for Christmas. Brian begrudgingly takes Stewie to the mall, only to get the brush-off from Santa. As a result, Stewie and Brian travel to the North Pole to find Santa and teach him a lesson in holiday cheer.

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♪ is all I really want for Christmas this year! ♪
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♪ And some spermicidal foam. ♪
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♪ is all I really want this year! ♪
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Glenn? Glenn Quagmire?
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'Cause we're gonna see Santa,
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There it is!
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Well, uh, I just have one more question, then.
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Well, you know, you know why nothing works out for you, Brian?
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Boy, this is the way to do it, huh, Jerry?
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That's right, he's not real.
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- Are you serious? - Quite.
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You might need a hose, eh?
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Brian, how long do you think we've been driving?
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No. But a notary should be here any minute.
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They were cold and tired, but Stewie was determined
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This can't be Santa's workshop.
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I loved my work, and they loved me.
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Now they're just a sickly race of mutated genetic disasters.
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It's a horror show up here!
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♪ Can't you see that ♪
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♪ because Christmastime is killing us! ♪
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♪ Take a look, you can tell as a man I'm a shell ♪
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Yeah, I mean, uh, I'll just... try and do it, I guess.
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In and out of this house and onto the next one.
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Well, how the hell are we gonna get back inside?
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- Hey, now they know he was here. See? - Stop it!
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He was gonna call the cops, man!
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Who are you?
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Well, then who the hell is John...?
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I made a few modifications.
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Move over.
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Our top story today... Santa Claus skips Christmas.
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And at the rate he's going, he may not make it another year.
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I can.
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