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Season 8  "Brian's Got a Brand New Bag"  8x4

Aired 11 years ago - Nov 08, 2009

When Brian begins dating an older woman, the family begins to make fun of him. After Brian's new fling breaks her hip, he gets the pleasure of becoming her errand boy.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 1
Not gonna talk to me like that in my bar.
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Sir, I need another $1.25.
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Yes.
Recap of Family Guy Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 4
Road House.
Recap of Family Guy Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 5
- Road House. - Peter, for God's sakes,
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I have a dinner reservation for two tonight at Dominick's,
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Oh, hi. I'm Rita, her mom.
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Yeah, I'm afraid that's Nicole. She's 21 and gorgeous.
Recap of Family Guy Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 12
I wouldn't... I would not... I would not use a condom on your daughter.
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Well, I guess that makes you one of the rare ones nowadays.
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Oh, she's being ironic.
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the best impression with girls I date.
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You know, Brian, the past few weeks have been great.
Recap of Family Guy Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 20
I even got a few high profile gigs.
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Have a seat.
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We've had situations
Recap of Family Guy Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 23
Recap of Family Guy Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 24
- Should we go upstairs? - Sounds good to me.
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Oh, uh, hey, Lois.
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Wonderful. I'll cook something that's not too binding.
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Boy, speaking of that, I don't know how many people have asked me today
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Oh, you can't go yet. We haven't had dessert.
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How old are you?! How old are you?!
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She's beautiful, she's a charming woman, and I love her!
Recap of Family Guy Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 35
They're right, I'm just an old fool thinking we could be together.
Recap of Family Guy Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 36
I think you're the most wonderful woman I've ever met.
Recap of Family Guy Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 37
Yo, Rita, you want in on this?
Recap of Family Guy Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 38
What?!
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I don't. I'd... I'd rather you marry
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Isn't there an early bird special you should be running off to?
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"Oh, I'm just sorting out my pills for the week, sweetie. "
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Have archaeologists ever discovered Ancient Egyptian pottery in her vagina?
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- Where do you keep your toothpaste? - What are you looking for, tooth polish?
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What do you say we make a little whoopee?
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- What?! - Ouch!
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Call the number on my bracelet!
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Well, how did she break it? Did she fall?
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Like that Playboy issue.
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Brian?! Brian?!
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Sir, I need another $1.25.
#2
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Yes.
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 4
Road House.
#4
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- Road House. - Peter, for God's sakes,
#5
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I have a dinner reservation for two tonight at Dominick's,
#8
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Oh, hi. I'm Rita, her mom.
#10
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Yeah, I'm afraid that's Nicole. She's 21 and gorgeous.
#11
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I wouldn't... I would not... I would not use a condom on your daughter.
#12
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Well, I guess that makes you one of the rare ones nowadays.
#14
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Oh, she's being ironic.
#17
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the best impression with girls I date.
#18
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You know, Brian, the past few weeks have been great.
#19
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I even got a few high profile gigs.
#20
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Have a seat.
#21
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We've had situations
#22
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- Should we go upstairs? - Sounds good to me.
#24
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Oh, uh, hey, Lois.
#26
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Wonderful. I'll cook something that's not too binding.
#29
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Boy, speaking of that, I don't know how many people have asked me today
#31
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Oh, you can't go yet. We haven't had dessert.
#32
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How old are you?! How old are you?!
#33
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She's beautiful, she's a charming woman, and I love her!
#34
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They're right, I'm just an old fool thinking we could be together.
#35
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I think you're the most wonderful woman I've ever met.
#36
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Yo, Rita, you want in on this?
#37
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What?!
#38
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I don't. I'd... I'd rather you marry
#39
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Isn't there an early bird special you should be running off to?
#40
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"Oh, I'm just sorting out my pills for the week, sweetie. "
#41
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Have archaeologists ever discovered Ancient Egyptian pottery in her vagina?
#42
Recap of Family Guy Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 43
- Where do you keep your toothpaste? - What are you looking for, tooth polish?
#43
Recap of Family Guy Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 44
What do you say we make a little whoopee?
#44
Recap of Family Guy Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 45
- What?! - Ouch!
#45
Recap of Family Guy Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 46
Call the number on my bracelet!
#46
Recap of Family Guy Season 8 Episode 4 (S08E04) - 47
Well, how did she break it? Did she fall?
#47
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Like that Playboy issue.
#48
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Brian?! Brian?!
#49
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