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Season 16  "The Unkindest Cut"  16x19

Aired 2 years ago - May 13, 2018

Quagmire's most treasured body part gets cut off in a freak accident and he is forced to learn how to live without it. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a $10,000 reward for turning him into the police for his involvement in a drug scam.

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Now cut the wheel. Cut the wheel!
#3
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Ah, hell, we're gonna be on the Internet.
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Let's boat!
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Mort must have panicked after the pharmacy bust and fled town.
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How about "This fish is cold, I want a refund"?
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We got to get to him first.
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Man, that guy can get anyone to do that to him.
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Oh, man, that sucks.
#14
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- He's black. - Not that friend. Quagmire.
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I play that with my penis-less patients to lighten the mood.
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He knows everything about South Florida.
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♪ Tingta tongka te tong tong tink. ♪
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I think I hear Mort in the bathroom.
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Oh, boy, what a healthy stream!
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Ha.
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Listen, Quagmire, I got just the way
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Wow, you really know your stuff, Joe.
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"As she tenderly unlaced her silken corset,
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- the mob is gonna kill me! - I don't care.
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He's got about 190 yards to the hole.
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And he hits a great shot, right on the green.
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and, because he works in the city,
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for giving me the kick in the pants I needed
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Okay, see you there.
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I didn't realize the curtain was up.
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That's-that's not true.
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Quagmire, no!
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Peter, you could get free tacos with me.
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You want to know why? Because I can't do this anymore.
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Because you know how many times we live, Brian?
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Stop staring, Cleveland!
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I'm not allowed to go into the ocean anymore.
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Please, take it.
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Okay, has everyone washed their hands?
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Nurse, you put it on there. I'm not gay.
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- I love you, son. - I love you, too.
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Don't worry, that'll go away
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