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Season 16  "Veteran Guy"  16x14

Aired 6 years ago - Apr 01, 2018

After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are found guilty of the Stolen Valor Act, a judge sentences them to join the U.S. Coast Guard.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 1
Do I need to remind you I actually am a veteran?
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 2
Whoa! It's like I'm high-fiving with Anthony Edwards.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 3
Dad, Family Guy just...
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 4
So here goes.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 5
with whom I shared the lion two decades ago.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 6
Yay, veterans.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 7
Thank you so much. This is why I served.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 8
Okay, we ain't real vets.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 9
which makes it a crime to pretend to be a veteran.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 10
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 11
I'm sorry.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 12
We forgot to get a lawyer.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 13
Oh, my God. We could be killed! Please, no!
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 14
Excuse me?
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 15
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 16
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 17
Shh, Quagmire, I got to focus on my boat here.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 18
Everybody ships out tomorrow.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 19
No, it's not sweet. It's a joke. This whole thing is a joke!
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 20
Ugh, sorry. I'm so bad at this.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 21
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 22
Well, that's an unrelated car honking,
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 23
All right, let's get to work. Grab your binoculars.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 24
fall right out of your hands, but you don't even notice
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 25
We're in the motel now.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 26
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 27
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 28
- What's your deal? - I'm just like Aquaman,
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 29
Hey, guys.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 30
I-I have little wings on my feet!
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 31
and then start again, then laugh.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 32
He... he doesn't understand perspective.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 33
Hell, you guys still don't even know how to operate
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 34
because I thought I could try and teach my friends
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 35
I disappointed the stupidest guy in football.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 36
The Florida ways are the best ways.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 37
- Oh, my God. - Those evil frat boys
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 38
a quiet place to come up with a plan.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 39
I'm still very unclear about the plan!
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 40
And we still haven't nailed down a date for visiting Epcot.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 41
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 42
Come on, guys, we don't need Quagmire to do the right thing.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 43
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 44
- Ooh! - Yeah, yeah.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 45
No, Peter, it's not; it's just the coolest, freshest way
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 46
We'll never make it on foot.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 47
- You wanted to ride the Jet Ski. - I wanted to ride the Jet Ski.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 48
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 49
Are any of you familiar
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 50
Yeah, give me a sec. I'm coming up with, uh,

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Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 2
Whoa! It's like I'm high-fiving with Anthony Edwards.
#2
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 3
Dad, Family Guy just...
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 4
So here goes.
#4
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 5
with whom I shared the lion two decades ago.
#5
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 6
Yay, veterans.
#6
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 7
Thank you so much. This is why I served.
#7
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 8
Okay, we ain't real vets.
#8
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 9
which makes it a crime to pretend to be a veteran.
#9
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 10 #10 Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 11
I'm sorry.
#11
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 12
We forgot to get a lawyer.
#12
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 13
Oh, my God. We could be killed! Please, no!
#13
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Excuse me?
#14
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Shh, Quagmire, I got to focus on my boat here.
#17
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 18
Everybody ships out tomorrow.
#18
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 19
No, it's not sweet. It's a joke. This whole thing is a joke!
#19
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 20
Ugh, sorry. I'm so bad at this.
#20
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Well, that's an unrelated car honking,
#22
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 23
All right, let's get to work. Grab your binoculars.
#23
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 24
fall right out of your hands, but you don't even notice
#24
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 25
We're in the motel now.
#25
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- What's your deal? - I'm just like Aquaman,
#28
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 29
Hey, guys.
#29
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 30
I-I have little wings on my feet!
#30
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 31
and then start again, then laugh.
#31
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 32
He... he doesn't understand perspective.
#32
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 33
Hell, you guys still don't even know how to operate
#33
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 34
because I thought I could try and teach my friends
#34
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 35
I disappointed the stupidest guy in football.
#35
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 36
The Florida ways are the best ways.
#36
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 37
- Oh, my God. - Those evil frat boys
#37
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 38
a quiet place to come up with a plan.
#38
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 39
I'm still very unclear about the plan!
#39
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 40
And we still haven't nailed down a date for visiting Epcot.
#40
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Come on, guys, we don't need Quagmire to do the right thing.
#42
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 43 #43 Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 44
- Ooh! - Yeah, yeah.
#44
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 45
No, Peter, it's not; it's just the coolest, freshest way
#45
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 46
We'll never make it on foot.
#46
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 47
- You wanted to ride the Jet Ski. - I wanted to ride the Jet Ski.
#47
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 48 #48 Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 49
Are any of you familiar
#49
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 50
Yeah, give me a sec. I'm coming up with, uh,
#50