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Season 16  "Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog)"  16x10

Aired 6 years ago - Jan 07, 2018

At the vet's office, Brian meets a female show dog named Ellie. Smitten with her, he enters a show dog competition, in which the winner gets to breed with her. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois go to extreme measures to try to convince Chris that "Arthur Valentine" doesn't exist.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 1
Donna and I are spending our Valentine's Day
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 2
at the same time as a woman, and I go,
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 3
I thought you had that whole thing with Bonnie.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 4
this could be your window.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 5
Well, Brian, if you're stuck being a single loser,
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 6
Stop the damn banging!
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 7
had a talk with you about Arthur Valentine.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 8
We're sorry, but you're old enough now to know the truth.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 9
Maybe we make Chris believe that Arthur Valentine is dead.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 10
Guess I better not drop the soap.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 11
♪ Lots of Legos, rubber bands, web-shooting Spider-Man ♪
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 12
♪ They were in my tummy 'cause they all looked yummy ♪
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 13
which is kind of what I was getting at.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 14
Yeah. Yeah, I bet she actually thinks that thing loved her.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 15
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 16
Definitely.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 17
This is a very confusing lobby.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 18
You think you could be with me? Right here? In this place?
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 19
So, that's who you were texting with?
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 20
Golden Eagle to Red Shrew. Ready for the plan?
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 21
I love you so much, and I haven't cussed once today!
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 22
Mission accomplished, Red Shrew. Over and out.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 23
God, I forgot how much I love art.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 24
It's pronounced "Pollock."
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 25
- Oh, what, for a play? - No.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 26
A lady has to have a few secrets.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 27
Oh, yes, Ronnie! Yes!
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 28
I-I've never seen him so depressed and catatonic.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 29
Peter, knock it off.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 30
Oh, God, that broke his nose.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 31
You're such an amazing guy.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 32
I smell the poop on your breath, and then that's all I want,
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 33
but this happens in the dog show world.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 34
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 35
No. I use it to punctuate my jokes.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 36
You can't just click after everything you say.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 37
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 38
Brian, most of these dogs have been training since birth.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 39
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I mean, back then, that was old to me.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 41
here to accelerate awkwardly into a bush.
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 42
He must be a zombie!
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His name's Max.
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No, but for real, it's that dog Ellie over there.

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Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 2
at the same time as a woman, and I go,
#2
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 3
I thought you had that whole thing with Bonnie.
#3
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 4
this could be your window.
#4
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 5
Well, Brian, if you're stuck being a single loser,
#5
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 6
Stop the damn banging!
#6
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 7
had a talk with you about Arthur Valentine.
#7
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 8
We're sorry, but you're old enough now to know the truth.
#8
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 9
Maybe we make Chris believe that Arthur Valentine is dead.
#9
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 10
Guess I better not drop the soap.
#10
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 11
♪ Lots of Legos, rubber bands, web-shooting Spider-Man ♪
#11
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 12
♪ They were in my tummy 'cause they all looked yummy ♪
#12
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 13
which is kind of what I was getting at.
#13
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 14
Yeah. Yeah, I bet she actually thinks that thing loved her.
#14
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Definitely.
#16
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This is a very confusing lobby.
#17
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 18
You think you could be with me? Right here? In this place?
#18
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 19
So, that's who you were texting with?
#19
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 20
Golden Eagle to Red Shrew. Ready for the plan?
#20
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 21
I love you so much, and I haven't cussed once today!
#21
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 22
Mission accomplished, Red Shrew. Over and out.
#22
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 23
God, I forgot how much I love art.
#23
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 24
It's pronounced "Pollock."
#24
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 25
- Oh, what, for a play? - No.
#25
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 26
A lady has to have a few secrets.
#26
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 27
Oh, yes, Ronnie! Yes!
#27
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 28
I-I've never seen him so depressed and catatonic.
#28
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 29
Peter, knock it off.
#29
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 30
Oh, God, that broke his nose.
#30
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 31
You're such an amazing guy.
#31
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 32
I smell the poop on your breath, and then that's all I want,
#32
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 33
but this happens in the dog show world.
#33
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No. I use it to punctuate my jokes.
#35
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You can't just click after everything you say.
#36
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Brian, most of these dogs have been training since birth.
#38
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I mean, back then, that was old to me.
#40
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 41
here to accelerate awkwardly into a bush.
#41
Recap of Family Guy Season 16 Episode 10 (S16E10) - 42
He must be a zombie!
#42
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His name's Max.
#46
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#47
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#48
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No, but for real, it's that dog Ellie over there.
#50