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Season 3  "Failure is Not a Factory-Installed Option"  3x3

Aired 12 years ago - Sep 24, 2006

Stan loses his confidence, and his job, when a car salesman gets the best of him in a negotiation. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve set up a makeshift drive-in to try to get to first base with popular schoolgirls.

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Senor Bullock no here.
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You are a sad, angry little person.
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You're just jealous because I'm special and you're not.
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giving the guys at McDonald's new sandwich ideas,
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Exactly! They've turned us into a nation of wimpy...
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It says I've been admitted to Hogwart's School Of Wizardry!
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Stan, I am so glad I met you.
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Stan? Stan, you okay?
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And we're both Godless heathens. That's just you!
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Fine. I don't need science.
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If that's nothing but science, then why is it so damned romantic?
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Look at it stretch. It's so strong and resilient.
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- You the new kid? - Yes, sir!
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- Lavate las manos! - Lavate las manos.
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This rotting whale proves God exists.
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Because, if I can't make you believe in God,
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But the only way it can happen is if you embrace God.
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Now he's going to burn in hell for all eternity.
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What the hell is that?
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You would be pissed if I forgot to give you this magic wand.
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That's okay, Stan. I can't stay mad at you.
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You know, it's times like this,
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I mean, where will you turn in this hour of need?
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It's not like someone shot an experimental beam into my head
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if they piss me off.
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Do they know where you live?!
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Oh, disguised as teachers from the school.
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I got plenty for everybody.
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- Wow, I did it. - What?!
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