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Season 3  "When a Stan Loves a Woman"  3x16

Aired 12 years ago - Apr 29, 2007

After Stan discovers that Francine has a secret sex garden, he feels like their marriage may be crumbling. Looking to rekindle their romance, Francine asks for a divorce so that Stan can experience life as a bachelor again, and both learn a valuable lesson in love. Meanwhile, addicted to an energy drink, Steve finds himself panhandling in the streets to support his new habit.

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Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 1
And I'm thinking, "He's king? He's king?
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 2
Yup. I put up a Web site, cold-called some schools.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 3
You did this in the time it took me to walk Francine to the car?
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 4
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 5
Oh, my God! This is perfect! I just finished my midterms!
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 6
Hey, have a little hot dog with your ketchup.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 7
In World War II they were called the O.S.S. Let's go!
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 8
Can I feel your muscle? Oh, can I pretend I'm a monkey and hang off your arm?
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 9
Yeah!
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 10
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 11
Welcome to the Tunnel of Booze.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 12
Yeah. Had it in my storage space from when I lived in Phoenix.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 13
Hey, fatso! Get your dong out of the margarita machine!
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 14
You're interesting, you're funny, and you're pretty.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 15
You're awesome.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 16
Don't be silly. I've been gone a day.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 17
Oh, you!
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 18
You're gonna get a lot more than that!
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 19
I have to go take a diarrhea!
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 20
- Doesn't he mean Carmen Electra? - No! No, he doesn't!
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 21
- Come on. Let's do this. - Unhand me, inebriated temptress!
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 22
♪ Let's get it started in here ♪
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 23
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Crazy night last night, huh?
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 27
You're a sweet kid. Here!
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 28
♪ Put your arms around me, baby ♪
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 29
♪ Spread your love and fly You and me for life ♪
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 30
Pretty, like a stripper's face.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 31
- Jessica? - Yeah. My spring break buddy.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 32
You're a grown man acting like a drunk frat boy!
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 33
Everybody needs to go home!
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 34
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 35
Phew! Do not go on the beach volleyball court.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 36
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 37
- Oh, my God! I'm so excited! - Can I get flan?
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 38
My medical records. I'm free of all diseases.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 39
what with all the wang-shriveling sex diseases...
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 40
- They cut her breast off. - Mah-Mah, Stan left me.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 41
You know how many times Bah-Bah tell the pull-my-finger joke?
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 42
because it make him feel good.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 43
And causing us to determine that the behavior's based on a conditioned resp-
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 44
Stan, you shouldn't have come here.
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I don't even remember taking this, okay?
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I want your virginity, Steve! I don't know why.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 47
Sorry, Carmen. I can't.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 48
I came to find you.
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I want to be the one to make you feel that way... always.
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Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 2
Yup. I put up a Web site, cold-called some schools.
#2
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You did this in the time it took me to walk Francine to the car?
#3
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Oh, my God! This is perfect! I just finished my midterms!
#5
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 6
Hey, have a little hot dog with your ketchup.
#6
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 7
In World War II they were called the O.S.S. Let's go!
#7
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 8
Can I feel your muscle? Oh, can I pretend I'm a monkey and hang off your arm?
#8
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 9
Yeah!
#9
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Welcome to the Tunnel of Booze.
#11
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 12
Yeah. Had it in my storage space from when I lived in Phoenix.
#12
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 13
Hey, fatso! Get your dong out of the margarita machine!
#13
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 14
You're interesting, you're funny, and you're pretty.
#14
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 15
You're awesome.
#15
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Don't be silly. I've been gone a day.
#16
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 17
Oh, you!
#17
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You're gonna get a lot more than that!
#18
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I have to go take a diarrhea!
#19
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 20
- Doesn't he mean Carmen Electra? - No! No, he doesn't!
#20
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 21
- Come on. Let's do this. - Unhand me, inebriated temptress!
#21
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♪ Let's get it started in here ♪
#22
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 23 #23 Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 24 #24 Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 25 #25 Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 26
Crazy night last night, huh?
#26
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 27
You're a sweet kid. Here!
#27
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 28
♪ Put your arms around me, baby ♪
#28
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 29
♪ Spread your love and fly You and me for life ♪
#29
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 30
Pretty, like a stripper's face.
#30
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- Jessica? - Yeah. My spring break buddy.
#31
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 32
You're a grown man acting like a drunk frat boy!
#32
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 33
Everybody needs to go home!
#33
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Phew! Do not go on the beach volleyball court.
#35
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- Oh, my God! I'm so excited! - Can I get flan?
#37
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 38
My medical records. I'm free of all diseases.
#38
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 39
what with all the wang-shriveling sex diseases...
#39
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 40
- They cut her breast off. - Mah-Mah, Stan left me.
#40
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 41
You know how many times Bah-Bah tell the pull-my-finger joke?
#41
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because it make him feel good.
#42
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 43
And causing us to determine that the behavior's based on a conditioned resp-
#43
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Stan, you shouldn't have come here.
#44
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 45
I don't even remember taking this, okay?
#45
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 46
I want your virginity, Steve! I don't know why.
#46
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 47
Sorry, Carmen. I can't.
#47
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 16 (S03E16) - 48
I came to find you.
#48
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I want to be the one to make you feel that way... always.
#49
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