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Season 3  "An Apocalypse to Remember"  3x14

Aired 12 years ago - Mar 25, 2007

Stan arrives late to a CIA nuclear drill and thinks it's real. He decides to move the family into the mountains to survive the apocalypse. Even though he realizes his error, he begins to enjoy the attention that he gets from the family so much that he doesn't tell them the truth. However, when the family meets a mountain man and learns the truth, Stan has some explaining to do.

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Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 1
No one can take any more pictures of you.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 2
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 3
Hayley, I did my part to save water.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 4
I'm just not comfortable having their kind in my house.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 5
- Oh, my God! - That was terrible.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 6
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 7
The point is, we got him.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 8
And since he somehow managed to get closer to the alien than anyone...
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 9
I'm gonna call you Mortimer. Now, run and fix me a coffee.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 10
My sister Samantha was abducted by aliens when I was 12.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 11
I have to show up, or it'll look suspicious.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 12
I'll be in your car wishing you had a better car.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 13
You have to take this seriously. Both of our asses are...
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 14
What's your game, spaceman?
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 15
The C.I.A. Will pay for anything you need to track the alien.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 16
Great! Book a flight.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 17
And I brought over some friends from school.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 18
Wait. I thought you hated black people.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 19
- Uh, sure. - She said okay!
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 20
Second prize, a shot to the chops.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 21
Roger, it's time for you to get your ass home and quit like we talked about.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 22
The kid who brought me my towel said " cabanya"...
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 23
Those Montego bitches are crazy.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 24
You saw me reach for it, and you just stood there. Why'd you just stand there?
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 25
Apparently, he thought hanging with penguins would be a blast.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 26
Coffee stirrer. Hot cup. Cup, cup, cup.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 27
One minute, he's in front of you. The next, poof!
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 28
I'm always kicking or jumping or flapping.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 29
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 30
We just wanna ask you, why does Mom hate left-handed people?
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 31
No! Evil- writing with your left hand!
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 32
Of course! Mom's left-handed hatred was learned...
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 33
As soon as Agent Peters shows up, we can start.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 34
- Mmm. - Great. Thanks. My turn.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 35
I acquired this sample before the bastard got away.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 36
that means the alien is in the building.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 37
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 38
I followed him and caught him red-handed trying to destroy this evidence.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 39
So, the alien's inside of Smith.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 40
The whole cast. The whole damn dirty pirate cast.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 41
especially for a photographer we just plucked off the street.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 42
and you'll walk out that door scot-free.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 43
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 44
But it's worth it to finally nail this bastard.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 45
You're right!
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 46
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 47
Roger, I promise you'll get away.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 48
He'll say anything to save his life. We'd better cut him up immediately.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 49
Mom, we know why you hate left-handed people.
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 50
- You're a lefty! - No!

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Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 2 #2 Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 3
Hayley, I did my part to save water.
#3
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 4
I'm just not comfortable having their kind in my house.
#4
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 5
- Oh, my God! - That was terrible.
#5
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 6 #6 Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 7
The point is, we got him.
#7
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 8
And since he somehow managed to get closer to the alien than anyone...
#8
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 9
I'm gonna call you Mortimer. Now, run and fix me a coffee.
#9
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 10
My sister Samantha was abducted by aliens when I was 12.
#10
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 11
I have to show up, or it'll look suspicious.
#11
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 12
I'll be in your car wishing you had a better car.
#12
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 13
You have to take this seriously. Both of our asses are...
#13
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 14
What's your game, spaceman?
#14
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 15
The C.I.A. Will pay for anything you need to track the alien.
#15
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 16
Great! Book a flight.
#16
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 17
And I brought over some friends from school.
#17
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 18
Wait. I thought you hated black people.
#18
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 19
- Uh, sure. - She said okay!
#19
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 20
Second prize, a shot to the chops.
#20
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 21
Roger, it's time for you to get your ass home and quit like we talked about.
#21
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 22
The kid who brought me my towel said " cabanya"...
#22
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 23
Those Montego bitches are crazy.
#23
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 24
You saw me reach for it, and you just stood there. Why'd you just stand there?
#24
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 25
Apparently, he thought hanging with penguins would be a blast.
#25
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 26
Coffee stirrer. Hot cup. Cup, cup, cup.
#26
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 27
One minute, he's in front of you. The next, poof!
#27
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 28
I'm always kicking or jumping or flapping.
#28
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 29 #29 Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 30
We just wanna ask you, why does Mom hate left-handed people?
#30
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 31
No! Evil- writing with your left hand!
#31
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 32
Of course! Mom's left-handed hatred was learned...
#32
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 33
As soon as Agent Peters shows up, we can start.
#33
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 34
- Mmm. - Great. Thanks. My turn.
#34
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 35
I acquired this sample before the bastard got away.
#35
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 36
that means the alien is in the building.
#36
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 37 #37 Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 38
I followed him and caught him red-handed trying to destroy this evidence.
#38
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 39
So, the alien's inside of Smith.
#39
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 40
The whole cast. The whole damn dirty pirate cast.
#40
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 41
especially for a photographer we just plucked off the street.
#41
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 42
and you'll walk out that door scot-free.
#42
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 43 #43 Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 44
But it's worth it to finally nail this bastard.
#44
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 45
You're right!
#45
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 46 #46 Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 47
Roger, I promise you'll get away.
#47
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 48
He'll say anything to save his life. We'd better cut him up immediately.
#48
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 49
Mom, we know why you hate left-handed people.
#49
Recap of American Dad! Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 50
- You're a lefty! - No!
#50