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Season 4  "Coyote Lovely"  4x8

Aired 12 years ago - Mar 07, 2013

Archer heads to the Mexican border to capture a notorious coyote, which is Spanish for coyote.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 1
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 2
...but let's, you know, deescalate the situation.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 3
Well, here's some news, now this is happening.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 4
Oh, shit, I forgot there's people in there. Cyril, open the door, idiot.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 5
Ooh, or maybe our tax-funded government schools...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 7
Now, open the goddamn door.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 8
So? You get like six freebies. No, you don't!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 9
Wait, hang on, are you wearing Kevlar?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 10
So just so I'm clear, you expect me to believe...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 11
Still, though, it doesn't--
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 12
You did say right this second.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 13
Cheap because they don't pay taxes. Thank you.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 14
Oh, my God, what's cereal made from?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 15
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 16
So share the goddamn Doritos!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 17
Yeah, or Arizona, Mexico, New Mexico.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 18
All right, point-- Wait, wait, wait.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 20
I'm serious, please, thank you, but we need to get back into Mexico.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 21
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 22
Well, this is the opposite of help!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 23
You think I'm some kind of a whore?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 24
ARCHER: Okay, okay, I'm pulling over.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 25
Oh, plus, you are just covered in polvo Dorito.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 26
And that, to me, is muy admirable.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 27
Here. MORENO: You are crazy.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 28
[GUNS CLICKING]
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 29
What about the racial profiling, huh? Whatever happened to the probable cause?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 30
Really? You learn that in med school?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 32
I don't know, the police band is working, but now the eight-track is:
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 33
Oh, goddamn it.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 35
...which I had earmarked for vital operations.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 36
Which, to belabor the point, you failed.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 37
[SIGHS]
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 38
That you obviously didn't get into?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 39
...equal responsibility with Lana. Wh--?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 40
...and then it's, ha-ha, beep, and then somehow Pm the idiot.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 41
Boy, I wish you'd tell that to the licensing board.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 42
[BOTH LAUGH]
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 43
Now, can we go already?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 44
So if there's any way to get to one, a medevac chopper wouldn't kill him.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 45
Yes, just like you've done up to now.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 46
...to see if I can get my son out of this mess.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 48
You call headquarters, you say an innocent Amer--
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 49
And besides, what kind of car will the Border Patrol be looking for?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 50
Huh. So, uh, I'm guessing that's a no posible on the blowjob?

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 2
...but let's, you know, deescalate the situation.
#2 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 3
Well, here's some news, now this is happening.
#3 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 4
Oh, shit, I forgot there's people in there. Cyril, open the door, idiot.
#4 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 5
Ooh, or maybe our tax-funded government schools...
#5 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 6 #6 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 7
Now, open the goddamn door.
#7 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 8
So? You get like six freebies. No, you don't!
#8 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 9
Wait, hang on, are you wearing Kevlar?
#9 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 10
So just so I'm clear, you expect me to believe...
#10 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 11
Still, though, it doesn't--
#11 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 12
You did say right this second.
#12 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 13
Cheap because they don't pay taxes. Thank you.
#13 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 14
Oh, my God, what's cereal made from?
#14 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 15 #15 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 16
So share the goddamn Doritos!
#16 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 17
Yeah, or Arizona, Mexico, New Mexico.
#17 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 18
All right, point-- Wait, wait, wait.
#18 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 19 #19 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 20
I'm serious, please, thank you, but we need to get back into Mexico.
#20 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 21 #21 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 22
Well, this is the opposite of help!
#22 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 23
You think I'm some kind of a whore?
#23 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 24
ARCHER: Okay, okay, I'm pulling over.
#24 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 25
Oh, plus, you are just covered in polvo Dorito.
#25 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 26
And that, to me, is muy admirable.
#26 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 27
Here. MORENO: You are crazy.
#27 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 28
[GUNS CLICKING]
#28 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 29
What about the racial profiling, huh? Whatever happened to the probable cause?
#29 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 30
Really? You learn that in med school?
#30 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 31 #31 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 32
I don't know, the police band is working, but now the eight-track is:
#32 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 33
Oh, goddamn it.
#33 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 34 #34 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 35
...which I had earmarked for vital operations.
#35 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 36
Which, to belabor the point, you failed.
#36 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 37
[SIGHS]
#37 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 38
That you obviously didn't get into?
#38 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 39
...equal responsibility with Lana. Wh--?
#39 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 40
...and then it's, ha-ha, beep, and then somehow Pm the idiot.
#40 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 41
Boy, I wish you'd tell that to the licensing board.
#41 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 42
[BOTH LAUGH]
#42 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 43
Now, can we go already?
#43 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 44
So if there's any way to get to one, a medevac chopper wouldn't kill him.
#44 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 45
Yes, just like you've done up to now.
#45 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 46
...to see if I can get my son out of this mess.
#46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 47 #47 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 48
You call headquarters, you say an innocent Amer--
#48 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 49
And besides, what kind of car will the Border Patrol be looking for?
#49 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 50
Huh. So, uh, I'm guessing that's a no posible on the blowjob?
#50