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Season 4  "Legs"  4x3

Aired 7 years ago - Jan 31, 2013

Archer's fear of cyborgs hits home when Krieger offers to make robotic legs for Gillette.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 1
I'm talking about bionics! From the Greek for... like... kickass!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 2
KRIEGER: No, you're not. For one thing, Katya wasn't completely dead.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 3
GILLETTE: So, it's gonna look like I'm leaving?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 4
GILLETTE: I'm assuming you mean "give me the ability to have an erection"?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 5
LANA: Pre-approved by whom?! ARCHER: Oh, now you're on my side.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 6
CYRIL: No?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 7
LANA: Asshole! ARCHER, CYRIL: Ew.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 8
KRIEGER: And so, a small power unit goes here, on your uh,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 9
KRIEGER: Who cares? Zrrp, they're in the dumpster.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 10
Plus when I'm taking out the old bones I take tons of pictures with my phone.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 11
KRIEGER: No, I mean if, God forbid, the worst happens...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 12
GILLETTE: Wait a minute! KRIEGER: Yeah, where's Carol?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 13
LANA: Cyril?! ARCHER: Is it Halloween already?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 14
ARCHER: In Krieger's lab?! CHERYL/CAROL: Anywhere, duh, it's portable.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 15
CHERYL/CAROL: [ Laughs ]
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 16
GILLETTE: What could possibly, go, wrrngzzzzzz.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 17
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 18
But he won't be for long if you don't clamp that artery!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 19
RON: That's, yes, exactly, that's why you need a nice long relaxing cruise!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 20
ARCHER: Um, investigating a ballistic anomaly.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 21
ARCHER: Which reminds me, Grover Cleveland called, he wants his watch back.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 22
C'mon, this is awesome, it's like we're the Warren Commission.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 23
ARCHER: "Whom!" LANA: Archer!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 24
I don't think, so he must've meant... well, no, aren't terminators asexual?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 25
Get a hold of yourself! PAM: Sorry.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 26
MALORY: Since when?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 27
RON: Because I spent thirty years building the business so I don't have to be!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 28
MALORY: Ron this isn't a car dealership, it's... RON: The same principle!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 30
That'll hold way more Hispanics and lawnmowers.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 31
CYRIL: And Archer, obviously... LANA: Would rather see Ray dead!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 32
MALORY: But... what could have caused this?!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 33
MALORY: Oh! Well then I'll just get my coat.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 34
LANA: Yeah I know, are you cyborging Ray?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 35
RODNEY: One RPG-7 launcher and two grenades.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 36
LANA: We may have sort of a, uh, situation.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 37
RON: Reminds me of the head mechanic at my dealership in Yonkers.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 38
CYRIL: Well calling the airport's not gonna help.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 39
You were saying? ARCHER: I... shit.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 40
ARCHER: Oh my... I basically just lurch from one fireable offense to the next!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 41
Because I bet it would open the door.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 42
My God, what they did to that pig... BRETT: Heeelp...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 43
ARCHER: Mawp.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 44
CYRIL: Why is your instinctive response to run toward explosions?!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 45
CHERYL/CAROL:... permanent damage to my earballs because you're too
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 46
ARCHER: I don't... CHERYL/CAROL: Tease.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 47
ARCHER: That's even creepier. So are you gonna open the damn door?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 48
So now if you'll excuse me... I have an entire human race to save.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 49
So Rodneeeeeey... Tease!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 50
CYRIL: Are you calling the airport again? LANA: Cyril shut your goddamn mouth!

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 2
KRIEGER: No, you're not. For one thing, Katya wasn't completely dead.
#2
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 3
GILLETTE: So, it's gonna look like I'm leaving?
#3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 4
GILLETTE: I'm assuming you mean "give me the ability to have an erection"?
#4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 5
LANA: Pre-approved by whom?! ARCHER: Oh, now you're on my side.
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 6
CYRIL: No?
#6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 7
LANA: Asshole! ARCHER, CYRIL: Ew.
#7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 8
KRIEGER: And so, a small power unit goes here, on your uh,
#8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 9
KRIEGER: Who cares? Zrrp, they're in the dumpster.
#9
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 10
Plus when I'm taking out the old bones I take tons of pictures with my phone.
#10
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 11
KRIEGER: No, I mean if, God forbid, the worst happens...
#11
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 12
GILLETTE: Wait a minute! KRIEGER: Yeah, where's Carol?
#12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 13
LANA: Cyril?! ARCHER: Is it Halloween already?
#13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 14
ARCHER: In Krieger's lab?! CHERYL/CAROL: Anywhere, duh, it's portable.
#14
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 15
CHERYL/CAROL: [ Laughs ]
#15
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 16
GILLETTE: What could possibly, go, wrrngzzzzzz.
#16
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 17 #17 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 18
But he won't be for long if you don't clamp that artery!
#18
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 19
RON: That's, yes, exactly, that's why you need a nice long relaxing cruise!
#19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 20
ARCHER: Um, investigating a ballistic anomaly.
#20
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 21
ARCHER: Which reminds me, Grover Cleveland called, he wants his watch back.
#21
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 22
C'mon, this is awesome, it's like we're the Warren Commission.
#22
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 23
ARCHER: "Whom!" LANA: Archer!
#23
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 24
I don't think, so he must've meant... well, no, aren't terminators asexual?
#24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 25
Get a hold of yourself! PAM: Sorry.
#25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 26
MALORY: Since when?
#26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 27
RON: Because I spent thirty years building the business so I don't have to be!
#27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 28
MALORY: Ron this isn't a car dealership, it's... RON: The same principle!
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 29 #29 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 30
That'll hold way more Hispanics and lawnmowers.
#30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 31
CYRIL: And Archer, obviously... LANA: Would rather see Ray dead!
#31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 32
MALORY: But... what could have caused this?!
#32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 33
MALORY: Oh! Well then I'll just get my coat.
#33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 34
LANA: Yeah I know, are you cyborging Ray?
#34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 35
RODNEY: One RPG-7 launcher and two grenades.
#35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 36
LANA: We may have sort of a, uh, situation.
#36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 37
RON: Reminds me of the head mechanic at my dealership in Yonkers.
#37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 38
CYRIL: Well calling the airport's not gonna help.
#38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 39
You were saying? ARCHER: I... shit.
#39
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 40
ARCHER: Oh my... I basically just lurch from one fireable offense to the next!
#40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 41
Because I bet it would open the door.
#41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 42
My God, what they did to that pig... BRETT: Heeelp...
#42
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 43
ARCHER: Mawp.
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 44
CYRIL: Why is your instinctive response to run toward explosions?!
#44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 45
CHERYL/CAROL:... permanent damage to my earballs because you're too
#45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 46
ARCHER: I don't... CHERYL/CAROL: Tease.
#46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 47
ARCHER: That's even creepier. So are you gonna open the damn door?
#47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 48
So now if you'll excuse me... I have an entire human race to save.
#48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 49
So Rodneeeeeey... Tease!
#49
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 3 (S04E03) - 50
CYRIL: Are you calling the airport again? LANA: Cyril shut your goddamn mouth!
#50