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Season 4  "Midnight Ron"  4x4

Aired 7 years ago - Feb 07, 2013

The beginning of beautiful hatred between Archer and his new stepfather plays out as the two are chased by gangsters.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 1
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 2
I need you to go down to Western Union and wire me a thousand dollars.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 4
Okay. Okay, let me talk to Lana.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 5
And it's gonna sound like I'm hanging up, but--
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 6
Although not as depressing as Ron. What the hell are you doing here?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 7
But C.H.U.D.'s live in New York, so let's go.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 9
I meant stop talking about ass-ripping sewer-gators.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 10
I honestly wanna hear your thoughts on getting me across.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 11
...what if they checked you for a gun? You do have a gun, don't you?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 12
Uh-- Never mind, I got it.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 13
[ARCHER COUGHING]
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 14
Who hits you? The, uh... Those guys.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 15
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 16
ARCHER: No, no, no, look out, you're--!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 17
Give me a break, huh? That wasn't my fault.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 18
...and the rhinoceros blindly stampedes into a phone booth...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 19
Why is that in the suitcase, Ron?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 20
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 21
Oh, and I'm an idiot.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 22
Maybe between biannual suitcase robberies.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 23
Oh, uh-- Then, yeah, biannually.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 24
Insurance bullshit. Compliments of them democratic queers in Congress.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 25
A small business owner, out here busting his hump to provide for his family.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 26
Ugh. Okay, here's your fur coat from the world's farthest-away cold storage.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 27
I, uh-- Well, yeah, I figured the odds on that were pretty huge.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 28
That was my crew. And, kiddo, we would boost anything on wheels.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 29
So, uh, we revised our business model.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 30
And they all got 20 years, because not one of them...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 31
Plus most of it is from charging poor saps for that freaking undercoating.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 32
Oh, man, wait till the crew hears this.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 33
...on this entire planet of Earth.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 34
That's all behind me. I'm almost completely legit now.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 36
But my, uh... Stepdad.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 38
Screw that. Shoot these degenerate pricks.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 39
So it holds a finite number of bullets.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 40
Uh-huh. Then what, they kill me? No. Shut up, that's the awesome part.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 41
Damn it, if only there was a way to slow them down.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 42
Ron, look.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 43
Or he'd release a diss track.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 44
ARCHER: So is this train, asshole!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 45
Okay, now give me your hand. I can't!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 46
No, you hate it that she married anybody, because you want her all to yourself!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 47
ARCHER: You're welcome. Shut up.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 48
Ugh. Okay, try not to ruin it this time.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 49
Why would you wanna teach it to me at all?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 50
I also don't have time to teach you how to speak hobo.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 2
I need you to go down to Western Union and wire me a thousand dollars.
#2
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 3 #3 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 4
Okay. Okay, let me talk to Lana.
#4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 5
And it's gonna sound like I'm hanging up, but--
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 6
Although not as depressing as Ron. What the hell are you doing here?
#6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 7
But C.H.U.D.'s live in New York, so let's go.
#7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 8 #8 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 9
I meant stop talking about ass-ripping sewer-gators.
#9
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 10
I honestly wanna hear your thoughts on getting me across.
#10
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 11
...what if they checked you for a gun? You do have a gun, don't you?
#11
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 12
Uh-- Never mind, I got it.
#12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 13
[ARCHER COUGHING]
#13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 14
Who hits you? The, uh... Those guys.
#14
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 15 #15 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 16
ARCHER: No, no, no, look out, you're--!
#16
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 17
Give me a break, huh? That wasn't my fault.
#17
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 18
...and the rhinoceros blindly stampedes into a phone booth...
#18
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 19
Why is that in the suitcase, Ron?
#19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 20 #20 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 21
Oh, and I'm an idiot.
#21
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 22
Maybe between biannual suitcase robberies.
#22
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 23
Oh, uh-- Then, yeah, biannually.
#23
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 24
Insurance bullshit. Compliments of them democratic queers in Congress.
#24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 25
A small business owner, out here busting his hump to provide for his family.
#25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 26
Ugh. Okay, here's your fur coat from the world's farthest-away cold storage.
#26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 27
I, uh-- Well, yeah, I figured the odds on that were pretty huge.
#27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 28
That was my crew. And, kiddo, we would boost anything on wheels.
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 29
So, uh, we revised our business model.
#29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 30
And they all got 20 years, because not one of them...
#30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 31
Plus most of it is from charging poor saps for that freaking undercoating.
#31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 32
Oh, man, wait till the crew hears this.
#32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 33
...on this entire planet of Earth.
#33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 34
That's all behind me. I'm almost completely legit now.
#34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 35 #35 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 36
But my, uh... Stepdad.
#36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 37 #37 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 38
Screw that. Shoot these degenerate pricks.
#38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 39
So it holds a finite number of bullets.
#39
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 40
Uh-huh. Then what, they kill me? No. Shut up, that's the awesome part.
#40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 41
Damn it, if only there was a way to slow them down.
#41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 42
Ron, look.
#42
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 43
Or he'd release a diss track.
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 44
ARCHER: So is this train, asshole!
#44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 45
Okay, now give me your hand. I can't!
#45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 46
No, you hate it that she married anybody, because you want her all to yourself!
#46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 47
ARCHER: You're welcome. Shut up.
#47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 48
Ugh. Okay, try not to ruin it this time.
#48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 49
Why would you wanna teach it to me at all?
#49
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 4 (S04E04) - 50
I also don't have time to teach you how to speak hobo.
#50