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Season 4  "Un Chien Tangerine"  4x10

Aired 7 years ago - Mar 21, 2013

Archer and Lana extract an agent from Morocco only to find out his bark is worse than his bite.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 1
You have one. Yeah, I wish.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 2
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 3
"Your mother is a whore and a goatherd is her pimp."
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 4
...who's driving this clown car like Parnelli fricking Jones?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 5
Are you coming?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 6
And now I can't sleep because I'm pretty sure I have a concussion.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 7
Okay, but you're missing out on all the great things Tangier has to offer.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 8
I drew because we don't know what's waiting for us behind this--
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 9
ARCHER: I don't think he likes guns.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 10
She asked, regretfully, remembering that just moments earlier...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 11
Because she loved it more than you? Ha, ha. Very funny.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 12
See? He really doesn't like guns, Lana. He can't stress that enough.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 13
You could use a Tic Tac.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 14
He cannot be Kazak.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 15
Lana, look. He thinks he's people.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 16
[KAZAK BARKS]
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 17
[CHERYL SIGHS]
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 18
But you are here. Ah! If you walk over here and touch me...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 19
What a surprise. Speaking of...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 20
But I'm very comfortable in my own body, thank you very much. And--
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 21
[KAZAK FARTING]
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 22
...but now she won't even take my call?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 23
I also speak for Kazak, who, by the way, is the real victim here.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 25
But boat or not boat, we won't be getting on it.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 26
But why on earth do you feel you're qualified to be an ISIS field agent?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 27
No. But this can't-- You cheated.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 28
Sterile test conditions, anyway. But I can promise she didn't cheat.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 29
It can't determine if they're suited for actual field work.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 31
So you aced the test and beat up a Nazi, a nerd and queen of the robots'?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 32
LANA: Stop the car. I'm serious.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 33
Wouldn't have shot you for a gazillion bucks.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 34
I don't know. She threw away my phrasebook.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 36
I was gonna say, GPS, gun, sat phone, and canteen full of life-saving water.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 37
Or about you being carsick?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 39
LANA: Because you let him. Because you let him push your buttons.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 41
From the wrong direction. Oh, shit.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 42
Will you put Mother on the damn phone? What's the magic word?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 43
Plus, I'm an amazing driver. Plus, I almost never get sick.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 44
It's-- Because I never really got over that.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 45
Heh. I guess I had that coming.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 46
The hovercraft. Whatever. Why aren't you people on it?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 47
Coach, by the way-- And don't even get me started on that.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 48
Are you--? That's all we were after? Well, you could have told us, Mother.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 49
[ARCHER SIGHS THEN DOG GROWLS]
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 50
[VOMITS]

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 2 #2 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 3
"Your mother is a whore and a goatherd is her pimp."
#3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 4
...who's driving this clown car like Parnelli fricking Jones?
#4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 5
Are you coming?
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 6
And now I can't sleep because I'm pretty sure I have a concussion.
#6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 7
Okay, but you're missing out on all the great things Tangier has to offer.
#7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 8
I drew because we don't know what's waiting for us behind this--
#8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 9
ARCHER: I don't think he likes guns.
#9
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 10
She asked, regretfully, remembering that just moments earlier...
#10
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 11
Because she loved it more than you? Ha, ha. Very funny.
#11
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 12
See? He really doesn't like guns, Lana. He can't stress that enough.
#12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 13
You could use a Tic Tac.
#13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 14
He cannot be Kazak.
#14
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 15
Lana, look. He thinks he's people.
#15
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 16
[KAZAK BARKS]
#16
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 17
[CHERYL SIGHS]
#17
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 18
But you are here. Ah! If you walk over here and touch me...
#18
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 19
What a surprise. Speaking of...
#19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 20
But I'm very comfortable in my own body, thank you very much. And--
#20
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 21
[KAZAK FARTING]
#21
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 22
...but now she won't even take my call?
#22
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 23
I also speak for Kazak, who, by the way, is the real victim here.
#23
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 24 #24 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 25
But boat or not boat, we won't be getting on it.
#25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 26
But why on earth do you feel you're qualified to be an ISIS field agent?
#26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 27
No. But this can't-- You cheated.
#27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 28
Sterile test conditions, anyway. But I can promise she didn't cheat.
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 29
It can't determine if they're suited for actual field work.
#29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 30 #30 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 31
So you aced the test and beat up a Nazi, a nerd and queen of the robots'?
#31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 32
LANA: Stop the car. I'm serious.
#32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 33
Wouldn't have shot you for a gazillion bucks.
#33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 34
I don't know. She threw away my phrasebook.
#34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 35 #35 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 36
I was gonna say, GPS, gun, sat phone, and canteen full of life-saving water.
#36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 37
Or about you being carsick?
#37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 38 #38 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 39
LANA: Because you let him. Because you let him push your buttons.
#39
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 40 #40 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 41
From the wrong direction. Oh, shit.
#41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 42
Will you put Mother on the damn phone? What's the magic word?
#42
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 43
Plus, I'm an amazing driver. Plus, I almost never get sick.
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 44
It's-- Because I never really got over that.
#44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 45
Heh. I guess I had that coming.
#45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 46
The hovercraft. Whatever. Why aren't you people on it?
#46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 47
Coach, by the way-- And don't even get me started on that.
#47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 48
Are you--? That's all we were after? Well, you could have told us, Mother.
#48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 49
[ARCHER SIGHS THEN DOG GROWLS]
#49
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 10 (S04E10) - 50
[VOMITS]
#50