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Season 4  "Once Bitten"  4x6

Aired 7 years ago - Feb 21, 2013

Archer is bitten by a snake in a "special place".

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 1
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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 2
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 3
Uh, meaning odd or strange?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 4
Yes, Lana, clomp, meaning-- I know what clomp means.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 5
Okay' Whereas this one--
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 6
...that you are at all suited to a covert mission in Turkmenistan.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 7
...whose dictator changed the words for bread and Friday to his dog's name.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 8
...which is why we're paying Gorbanguly to hinder construction.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 9
I want it officially on record that I am strongly opposed to this mission.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 10
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 11
I am not, ever, sucking your taint.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 12
You can't tourniquet the taint.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 13
[SCREAMING]
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 14
What? No, alcohol's a vasodilator.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 15
Here, you baby.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 16
Ray. Damn it, on bionic legs.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 17
[GRUNTING]
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 18
If there's any bullets left after I murder both of you.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 19
Then eating a piece...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 20
Yes, I do, and I just did, so come on, I need you in the control room.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 21
I thought I heard self-righteous clomping. Can I help you?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 22
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 23
Just because Lana makes you feel insecure in your masculinity--
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 24
No shit, I was bawling my eyes out.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 25
At least you get to bang her.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 26
Well, wait, hang on. Because unless I'm hallucinating...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 27
Okay. Later, gator.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 28
Mr. Archer, I'm afraid I must ask you to cease your insufferable tooting.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 29
Oh, I'm sorry, nor is this heaven.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 30
Would you like to know who Sterling Archer really is?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 31
But there's no way you ever will because you're counting the days...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 32
"because you know this terrible place is the only true love you will ever know.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 33
GILLETTE: Maybe that's his Lorne Greene.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 34
Visiting Baltimore for the weekend...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 36
Look, seriously-- Whoo!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 37
[SAXOPHONE PLAYING OFF-KEY]
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 38
...have profoundly influenced your life'?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 39
Come on, you're all over the road here.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 40
Sounds like a plan, James Mason.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 42
Well? What did he say?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 43
Oh, God.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 45
Baksheesh, exactly, but our friend--
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 46
What? No, no, no. I mean "yok, yok."
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 47
[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 48
How's it the same word for bread and snake and Friday and that damn dog?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 49
Yeah.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 50

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 2 #2 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 3
Uh, meaning odd or strange?
#3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 4
Yes, Lana, clomp, meaning-- I know what clomp means.
#4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 5
Okay' Whereas this one--
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 6
...that you are at all suited to a covert mission in Turkmenistan.
#6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 7
...whose dictator changed the words for bread and Friday to his dog's name.
#7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 8
...which is why we're paying Gorbanguly to hinder construction.
#8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 9
I want it officially on record that I am strongly opposed to this mission.
#9
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 10 #10 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 11
I am not, ever, sucking your taint.
#11
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 12
You can't tourniquet the taint.
#12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 13
[SCREAMING]
#13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 14
What? No, alcohol's a vasodilator.
#14
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 15
Here, you baby.
#15
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 16
Ray. Damn it, on bionic legs.
#16
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 17
[GRUNTING]
#17
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 18
If there's any bullets left after I murder both of you.
#18
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 19
Then eating a piece...
#19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 20
Yes, I do, and I just did, so come on, I need you in the control room.
#20
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 21
I thought I heard self-righteous clomping. Can I help you?
#21
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 22 #22 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 23
Just because Lana makes you feel insecure in your masculinity--
#23
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 24
No shit, I was bawling my eyes out.
#24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 25
At least you get to bang her.
#25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 26
Well, wait, hang on. Because unless I'm hallucinating...
#26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 27
Okay. Later, gator.
#27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 28
Mr. Archer, I'm afraid I must ask you to cease your insufferable tooting.
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 29
Oh, I'm sorry, nor is this heaven.
#29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 30
Would you like to know who Sterling Archer really is?
#30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 31
But there's no way you ever will because you're counting the days...
#31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 32
"because you know this terrible place is the only true love you will ever know.
#32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 33
GILLETTE: Maybe that's his Lorne Greene.
#33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 34
Visiting Baltimore for the weekend...
#34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 35 #35 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 36
Look, seriously-- Whoo!
#36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 37
[SAXOPHONE PLAYING OFF-KEY]
#37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 38
...have profoundly influenced your life'?
#38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 39
Come on, you're all over the road here.
#39
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 40
Sounds like a plan, James Mason.
#40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 41 #41 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 42
Well? What did he say?
#42
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 43
Oh, God.
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 44 #44 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 45
Baksheesh, exactly, but our friend--
#45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 46
What? No, no, no. I mean "yok, yok."
#46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 47
[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
#47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 48
How's it the same word for bread and snake and Friday and that damn dog?
#48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 49
Yeah.
#49
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 6 (S04E06) - 50 #50