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Season 4  "Viscous Coupling"  4x5

Aired 7 years ago - Feb 14, 2013

Archer's former fiancée calls on him to rescue her cyborg boyfriend from outer space, but he has other things on his mind.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 1
I think she means she'll shove it up your --
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 2
you drank it and then puked it into my trash can!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 3
Remember the ground rules for this?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 4
Ass.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 5
The puppy drowned too.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 6
No, I'm serious, with the cancer, and my possible father dying, and um...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 7
Oh. Duh.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 8
- First of all, Cyril -- - Cheated on you as much as I did, Lana,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 9
I'm doing this new thing, where now it just rings, drives people crazy.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 10
Your apartment's one level, how do you have a dumbwaiter?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 11
Okay, Lana, check you later.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 13
Hey, asshole!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 14
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 15
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 16
And I'm sorry if you misunderstood.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 17
Well, I hope she makes you happy.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 18
And only one week after, well, you know, when I left you for him,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 19
He is on space station?!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 20
Buddy, you just sold a timeshare!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 21
If you ever truly loved me, you will help Barry to come home to me.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 22
When Barry gets back she'll realize what a dick he is,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 23
This is Opposite World!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 24
Walk in on you while you're helping Barry build a rocket!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 25
My penis can only get so erect.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 28
Lana, I said no!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 29
- Um, okay, now I just need to find - Cheryl!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 30
I just wanna help you finish your new spaceship, why is that weird?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 31
God, that is just classic Archer!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 32
Not deliberately hurtful!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 33
Oh... different ways.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 34
Oh my God, that phony prospectus must've worked!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 35
Wait, how'd we get to another woman?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 36
Because I will kill him with my bare hands!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 38
Wait, what hap -- goddammit!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 39
You were the -- holy shit, there really are nerve gas canisters up here!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 40
It's not a frickin tractor!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 41
What's a female... whatever look like?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 42
- A situation, by the way, for which-- I heard you!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 43
Wow, this might actually work.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 44
...have a dart in your neck.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 45
Will you focus?!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 46
Pam you better not be making pornos!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 47
Now, the audio's a little rough, ya know, it's from outer space, but --
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 48
Yeah so listen, Katya asked me to call you...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 49
All of 'em? All of --
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 50
The only thing that hurts is my heart!

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 2
you drank it and then puked it into my trash can!
#2
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 3
Remember the ground rules for this?
#3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 4
Ass.
#4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 5
The puppy drowned too.
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 6
No, I'm serious, with the cancer, and my possible father dying, and um...
#6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 7
Oh. Duh.
#7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 8
- First of all, Cyril -- - Cheated on you as much as I did, Lana,
#8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 9
I'm doing this new thing, where now it just rings, drives people crazy.
#9
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 10
Your apartment's one level, how do you have a dumbwaiter?
#10
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 11
Okay, Lana, check you later.
#11
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 12 #12 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 13
Hey, asshole!
#13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 14 #14 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 15 #15 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 16
And I'm sorry if you misunderstood.
#16
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 17
Well, I hope she makes you happy.
#17
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 18
And only one week after, well, you know, when I left you for him,
#18
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 19
He is on space station?!
#19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 20
Buddy, you just sold a timeshare!
#20
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 21
If you ever truly loved me, you will help Barry to come home to me.
#21
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 22
When Barry gets back she'll realize what a dick he is,
#22
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 23
This is Opposite World!
#23
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 24
Walk in on you while you're helping Barry build a rocket!
#24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 25
My penis can only get so erect.
#25
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Lana, I said no!
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 29
- Um, okay, now I just need to find - Cheryl!
#29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 30
I just wanna help you finish your new spaceship, why is that weird?
#30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 31
God, that is just classic Archer!
#31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 32
Not deliberately hurtful!
#32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 33
Oh... different ways.
#33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 34
Oh my God, that phony prospectus must've worked!
#34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 35
Wait, how'd we get to another woman?
#35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 36
Because I will kill him with my bare hands!
#36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 37 #37 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 38
Wait, what hap -- goddammit!
#38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 39
You were the -- holy shit, there really are nerve gas canisters up here!
#39
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 40
It's not a frickin tractor!
#40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 41
What's a female... whatever look like?
#41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 42
- A situation, by the way, for which-- I heard you!
#42
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 43
Wow, this might actually work.
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 44
...have a dart in your neck.
#44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 45
Will you focus?!
#45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 46
Pam you better not be making pornos!
#46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 47
Now, the audio's a little rough, ya know, it's from outer space, but --
#47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 48
Yeah so listen, Katya asked me to call you...
#48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 49
All of 'em? All of --
#49
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 5 (S04E05) - 50
The only thing that hurts is my heart!
#50