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Season 4  "Live and Let Dine"  4x7

Aired 7 years ago - Feb 28, 2013

Archer, Lana, and Cyril go undercover in celebrity chef Lance Casteau's hellish kitchen.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 1
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 2
Seize, please hold. Seize, please hold. Seize, please hold.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 3
Why? No, I was being facetious.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 4
That's not the real number for reservations.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 5
Yeah, so try to sound apologetic, but not, you know, overly so.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 6
Why do they need security, anyway?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 7
What? No, you know, just--
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 8
That's my fish. His name's Jermaine.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 9
Wait, a dog ate a tourist? What? That was ambiguously worded.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 10
If you can't turn that into promo gold, you should honestly consider suicide.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 11
...and, uh, Chet here so... So scoop it into a bowl.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 12
And that's not my name!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 13
...are you maggots not prepping? I-- Wait, are you doing a bumper?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 14
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 15
Cy-- Chet, I need those onions! Yes, chef.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 16
...so I could win some of those x-ray specs?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 17
Oh, eat a dick. That's "Eat a dick, chef."
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 18
Nice. Yes, and that is excellent ABBAB. Always Be Berating and Belittling.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 19
Oh, my God, you admire that dick. He's a master chef, Lana...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 20
Plan. On going over the menu, yes.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 21
- Oh, so now I'm a monkey? - No, because a monkey--
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 22
And I also think you might have low blood sugar.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 23
Please don't make me, and B...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 24
I so can't relate to that.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 25
Is that all? You don't want the fricking eyeballs?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 26
Okay, what's the word? How we doing?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 27
They're the-- They're the same thing.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 28
Uh, please don't B and/or B me too hard.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 29
Nice. Man, you should have been a chef. Oh. Pshaw.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 31
...associated with this physical address.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 32
If, in fact, I heard you correctly.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 33
If you're ever in Red Hook snooping around in random dumpsters.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 35
Thank you! Hoo-hoo.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 37
We've got the Albanian ambassador and all his little diplomat buddies.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 38
Hoo-hoo. Teddy. Such a scamp.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 39
And here you are, Mr. Ambassador. I prefer to be called Your Excellency.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 40
So instead of insulting the ambassador, whom we're here to protect--
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 41
...I have to eat sheep face. Wait a minute.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 42
Okay, you know what? Excuse me. Yes, tell them all about it.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 43
Then why don't you go help Mincent Price with the--
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 45
Tell Randy, as his final act before I walk back into the kitchen...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 46
...the tender flesh of which I'm now ruining under the broiler...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 47
...the ambassador extraordinary and plenipotentiary of Albania.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 48
Thank you, chef. The dolma, the rakia.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 49
Cyril and/or Chet? No, Cyril and Chet are now vegans.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 50
Boom! Bumper. I am just killing it today.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 2
Seize, please hold. Seize, please hold. Seize, please hold.
#2
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 3
Why? No, I was being facetious.
#3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 4
That's not the real number for reservations.
#4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 5
Yeah, so try to sound apologetic, but not, you know, overly so.
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 6
Why do they need security, anyway?
#6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 7
What? No, you know, just--
#7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 8
That's my fish. His name's Jermaine.
#8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 9
Wait, a dog ate a tourist? What? That was ambiguously worded.
#9
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 10
If you can't turn that into promo gold, you should honestly consider suicide.
#10
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 11
...and, uh, Chet here so... So scoop it into a bowl.
#11
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 12
And that's not my name!
#12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 13
...are you maggots not prepping? I-- Wait, are you doing a bumper?
#13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 14 #14 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 15
Cy-- Chet, I need those onions! Yes, chef.
#15
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 16
...so I could win some of those x-ray specs?
#16
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 17
Oh, eat a dick. That's "Eat a dick, chef."
#17
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 18
Nice. Yes, and that is excellent ABBAB. Always Be Berating and Belittling.
#18
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 19
Oh, my God, you admire that dick. He's a master chef, Lana...
#19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 20
Plan. On going over the menu, yes.
#20
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 21
- Oh, so now I'm a monkey? - No, because a monkey--
#21
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 22
And I also think you might have low blood sugar.
#22
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 23
Please don't make me, and B...
#23
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 24
I so can't relate to that.
#24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 25
Is that all? You don't want the fricking eyeballs?
#25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 26
Okay, what's the word? How we doing?
#26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 27
They're the-- They're the same thing.
#27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 28
Uh, please don't B and/or B me too hard.
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 29
Nice. Man, you should have been a chef. Oh. Pshaw.
#29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 30 #30 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 31
...associated with this physical address.
#31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 32
If, in fact, I heard you correctly.
#32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 33
If you're ever in Red Hook snooping around in random dumpsters.
#33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 34 #34 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 35
Thank you! Hoo-hoo.
#35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 36 #36 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 37
We've got the Albanian ambassador and all his little diplomat buddies.
#37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 38
Hoo-hoo. Teddy. Such a scamp.
#38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 39
And here you are, Mr. Ambassador. I prefer to be called Your Excellency.
#39
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 40
So instead of insulting the ambassador, whom we're here to protect--
#40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 41
...I have to eat sheep face. Wait a minute.
#41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 42
Okay, you know what? Excuse me. Yes, tell them all about it.
#42
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 43
Then why don't you go help Mincent Price with the--
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 44 #44 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 45
Tell Randy, as his final act before I walk back into the kitchen...
#45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 46
...the tender flesh of which I'm now ruining under the broiler...
#46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 47
...the ambassador extraordinary and plenipotentiary of Albania.
#47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 48
Thank you, chef. The dolma, the rakia.
#48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 49
Cyril and/or Chet? No, Cyril and Chet are now vegans.
#49
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 7 (S04E07) - 50
Boom! Bumper. I am just killing it today.
#50