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Season 4  "The Wind Cries Mary"  4x2

Aired 7 years ago - Jan 24, 2013

Archer and his former best friend are holed up in the Vermont wilderness, fighting hard to come out on top.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 1
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 2
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 3
Nooo!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 4
Hey stupid, here's your fake uranium, click, handcuffs, drops mic on stage.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 5
And when the smoke had cleared, four ODIN agents were dead, and
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 6
That maybe there's a fox in the henhouse?!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 7
Lana, he obviously bailed out and -- And then...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 8
Yes, Sterling, I'm -- actually no, I'm not sorry.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 9
the name of an American hero.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 10
Oh, or a credit card!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 11
Dude, what, it was just the tip!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 12
Exactly, because he's a frickin lemur!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 13
Doo doo doo doo dooooo...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 14
Oh, some wacky new thing the kids are doing, called inventory control?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 15
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 16
No I am not.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 17
two each arctic camouflage parka and pant, and, doo doo doo doooo,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 18
Dude, bros before... apparent threats to national security.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 19
Nice!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 20
The doohickey says he's about thirty minutes away.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 21
Oh. These are all "Strongly Disagree."
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 22
No, seriously, if anybody finds out I helped you I'll be disavowed.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 23
But it has tons of potential.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 24
Seriously?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 25
Come on, we're going on foot, through the woods.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 26
Eight fireplaces, dude, how nuts is that?!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 27
- I mean it's all fake, obviously, but... - Exactly!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 28
Hopefully that's just neurological damage from scraping lead paint...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 29
And my situation, is anyone who could hurt me thinks I'm already dead.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 30
Is that a thing?!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 31
Because how about a textile?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 32
Why is Lana Kane -- and is that the geeky little accountant dude?!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 33
No, Archer, I thought I had-- No, yeah, you did.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 34
had hot dinners, but... There's just something about you.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 35
No, literally.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 36
- You dick... - To fund our life together, dude!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 38
Well, but you don't.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 39
So why are these damn peer reviews so hard?!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 40
What about intentionally shot at?!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 41
I'd be -- Luuuuke!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 42
Just your jacket, c'mon, I'm freezing!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 43
Shitass!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 44
Which, ya know, lame.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 45
You left your gun in a pile of clothes!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 46
Unless... Wait, no, get it out of your head.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 47
It's about twenty miles north of Bennington, so I assume it's a B&B.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 49
Lana?!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 50
So as much as I'd like to, I don't think now's an optimal time for that.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 2 #2 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 3
Nooo!
#3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 4
Hey stupid, here's your fake uranium, click, handcuffs, drops mic on stage.
#4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 5
And when the smoke had cleared, four ODIN agents were dead, and
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 6
That maybe there's a fox in the henhouse?!
#6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 7
Lana, he obviously bailed out and -- And then...
#7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 8
Yes, Sterling, I'm -- actually no, I'm not sorry.
#8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 9
the name of an American hero.
#9
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 10
Oh, or a credit card!
#10
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 11
Dude, what, it was just the tip!
#11
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 12
Exactly, because he's a frickin lemur!
#12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 13
Doo doo doo doo dooooo...
#13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 14
Oh, some wacky new thing the kids are doing, called inventory control?
#14
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 15 #15 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 16
No I am not.
#16
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 17
two each arctic camouflage parka and pant, and, doo doo doo doooo,
#17
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 18
Dude, bros before... apparent threats to national security.
#18
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 19
Nice!
#19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 20
The doohickey says he's about thirty minutes away.
#20
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 21
Oh. These are all "Strongly Disagree."
#21
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 22
No, seriously, if anybody finds out I helped you I'll be disavowed.
#22
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 23
But it has tons of potential.
#23
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 24
Seriously?
#24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 25
Come on, we're going on foot, through the woods.
#25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 26
Eight fireplaces, dude, how nuts is that?!
#26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 27
- I mean it's all fake, obviously, but... - Exactly!
#27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 28
Hopefully that's just neurological damage from scraping lead paint...
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 29
And my situation, is anyone who could hurt me thinks I'm already dead.
#29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 30
Is that a thing?!
#30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 31
Because how about a textile?
#31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 32
Why is Lana Kane -- and is that the geeky little accountant dude?!
#32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 33
No, Archer, I thought I had-- No, yeah, you did.
#33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 34
had hot dinners, but... There's just something about you.
#34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 35
No, literally.
#35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 36
- You dick... - To fund our life together, dude!
#36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 37 #37 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 38
Well, but you don't.
#38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 39
So why are these damn peer reviews so hard?!
#39
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 40
What about intentionally shot at?!
#40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 41
I'd be -- Luuuuke!
#41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 42
Just your jacket, c'mon, I'm freezing!
#42
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 43
Shitass!
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 44
Which, ya know, lame.
#44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 45
You left your gun in a pile of clothes!
#45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 46
Unless... Wait, no, get it out of your head.
#46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 47
It's about twenty miles north of Bennington, so I assume it's a B&B.
#47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 48 #48 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 49
Lana?!
#49
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 4 Episode 2 (S04E02) - 50
So as much as I'd like to, I don't think now's an optimal time for that.
#50