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Season 3  "Space Race (1)"  3x9

Aired 12 years ago - Mar 15, 2012

Archer and his colleagues at ISIS voyage to the final frontier in an effort to prevent a catastrophe on the International Space Station.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 1
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 2
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Did they get into the mainframe? I don't know, but--
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 4
Put Sterling through the minute he calls in!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 5
No, and to where? Six Flags Over The Shittier Parts of Chernobyl?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 6
Two questions: Is that the sheriff and have you recently gone insane?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 7
I hear that. You hear what?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 8
For a minute there I was thinking maybe you come back...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 9
Man. Is it me or is he super menacing?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 10
Farmer. He and Archer are in West Virginia doing...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 11
Oh, no! I'm not getting mixed up in this, and if Ms. Archer asks me--
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 12
...that the break-in was a lot worse than we thought.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 13
GILLETTE: Well, there she is. The old homestead.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 14
Well, you ain't gonna be much help with your legs blown off.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 15
Okay, now I'm having third thoughts. Oh, please don't.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 16
...or else him and his boys'll just take it and grind me up into fertilizer.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 17
That's what you went with? Bet you're up to your eyeballs in poontang!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 18
Well, then open wide. RANDY: Okay!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 19
But this will take hours, so we'll just bring you a report when it's done.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 20
If I can just get what I got to my distributor, I can retire.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 21
Yeah, there are a lot of them.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 22
But damned if I'm gonna contribute to the obesity epidemic.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 23
...AR-15s, maybe grenades. Oh, dogs! Duh.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 24
But speaking of, it's about suppertime.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 25
First of all, that is a rooster!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 27
Until you followed it up with nonplussed.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 28
Even though Ray used to be a preacher, he was never big on the Old Testament.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 30
ARCHER: Okay, so-- Aah.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 31
The mainframe is Krieger's baby. How'd you get him to go in?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 32
It did sound too cool for the Bible.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 33
You gotta wait till later, maybe after supper. Remember: No kissing.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 34
Wha--? Finally, a non-idiotic greeting.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 35
Come here, you skinny-legged son of a bitch!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 36
...is that we should go in the barn...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 37
GILLETTE: You white trash piece of--
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 38
You lucky I didn't kill you. You're lucky I didn't kill you!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 39
Somebody, come on, promises were made.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 40
To be a hoity-toity interior decorator. You can just say decorator.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 41
Randy, your seemingly effeminate brother is actually a highly trained secret agent.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 42
Well, y'all do live in New York City. Just New York.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 43
Oh, come on, why would you think that? Well, I found a bunch of your old diaries.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 45
Randy, you may be a racist, homophobic, wife-swapping drug dealer...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 46
Whoo! Ugh. Yeah, I'm pretty furious about not getting to bang Janelle.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 47
So this is how it's gonna be, huh?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 49
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 50
...would wanna murder your brother and get his marijuana farm?

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 2 #2 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 3
Did they get into the mainframe? I don't know, but--
#3 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 4
Put Sterling through the minute he calls in!
#4 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 5
No, and to where? Six Flags Over The Shittier Parts of Chernobyl?
#5 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 6
Two questions: Is that the sheriff and have you recently gone insane?
#6 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 7
I hear that. You hear what?
#7 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 8
For a minute there I was thinking maybe you come back...
#8 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 9
Man. Is it me or is he super menacing?
#9 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 10
Farmer. He and Archer are in West Virginia doing...
#10 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 11
Oh, no! I'm not getting mixed up in this, and if Ms. Archer asks me--
#11 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 12
...that the break-in was a lot worse than we thought.
#12 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 13
GILLETTE: Well, there she is. The old homestead.
#13 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 14
Well, you ain't gonna be much help with your legs blown off.
#14 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 15
Okay, now I'm having third thoughts. Oh, please don't.
#15 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 16
...or else him and his boys'll just take it and grind me up into fertilizer.
#16 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 17
That's what you went with? Bet you're up to your eyeballs in poontang!
#17 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 18
Well, then open wide. RANDY: Okay!
#18 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 19
But this will take hours, so we'll just bring you a report when it's done.
#19 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 20
If I can just get what I got to my distributor, I can retire.
#20 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 21
Yeah, there are a lot of them.
#21 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 22
But damned if I'm gonna contribute to the obesity epidemic.
#22 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 23
...AR-15s, maybe grenades. Oh, dogs! Duh.
#23 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 24
But speaking of, it's about suppertime.
#24 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 25
First of all, that is a rooster!
#25 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 26 #26 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 27
Until you followed it up with nonplussed.
#27 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 28
Even though Ray used to be a preacher, he was never big on the Old Testament.
#28 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 29 #29 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 30
ARCHER: Okay, so-- Aah.
#30 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 31
The mainframe is Krieger's baby. How'd you get him to go in?
#31 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 32
It did sound too cool for the Bible.
#32 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 33
You gotta wait till later, maybe after supper. Remember: No kissing.
#33 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 34
Wha--? Finally, a non-idiotic greeting.
#34 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 35
Come here, you skinny-legged son of a bitch!
#35 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 36
...is that we should go in the barn...
#36 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 37
GILLETTE: You white trash piece of--
#37 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 38
You lucky I didn't kill you. You're lucky I didn't kill you!
#38 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 39
Somebody, come on, promises were made.
#39 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 40
To be a hoity-toity interior decorator. You can just say decorator.
#40 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 41
Randy, your seemingly effeminate brother is actually a highly trained secret agent.
#41 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 42
Well, y'all do live in New York City. Just New York.
#42 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 43
Oh, come on, why would you think that? Well, I found a bunch of your old diaries.
#43 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 44 #44 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 45
Randy, you may be a racist, homophobic, wife-swapping drug dealer...
#45 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 46
Whoo! Ugh. Yeah, I'm pretty furious about not getting to bang Janelle.
#46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 47
So this is how it's gonna be, huh?
#47 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 48 #48 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 49 #49 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 50
...would wanna murder your brother and get his marijuana farm?
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