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Season 3  "Space Race (2)"  3x10

Aired 7 years ago - Mar 22, 2012

Season finale. Archer and the rest of ISIS are held captive by mutineers on the International Space Station.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 1
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 2
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 4
You will wake up in three separate 50-gallon drums.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 5
Yeah, how are you gonna--
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 7
Ugh. Seriously, how can you be drinking after last night?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 8
What? How do you know about that?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 9
Uh, ISIS getting an inside look at every single KGB operation in the world?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 10
What with our work schedules and...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 11
Get your bloated carcass-- Out! I got it, I'm on this, I got it!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 12
Well, I'm sorry, but if anybody ever found out, I would die of shame.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 13
Well, when you put it like that, it sounds kind of shitty.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 14
Wait, don't answer yet, because I'm also reassigning you to Siberia.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 15
I would never defect! I love mother Russia!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 16
If you're quite finished... Damn near.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 17
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 18
And Barry doesn't like!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 19
I won't forget this!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 20
...and the details of every single KGB operation on the globe in his fat, combed-over head.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 21
Contact our sleeper in New York and then cancel all my meetings this week...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 22
A what? This is actually, ahem, the ISIS safe house.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 23
Am not very fond of you. I mean, we have such history together, and--
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 24
Hi. Lana Kane. You must be Major Jakov, such a pleasure.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 25
Marmaduke. And regardless of any personal ties...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 26
Come on, you make me sound like some kind of chupacabra, but for dicks.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 28
The camera's set up for debriefing and one of us will relieve you in eight hours.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 30
So, da, this is a little awkward.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 31
Well, don't take this the wrong way, but neither does anyone else.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 32
Duh. Are you telling me Barry...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 33
Really? This isn't your kneecap?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 34
LANA: Ahem, Cyril? I'm sorry.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 35
Don't you ever disrespect her.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 36
And don't take this the wrong way, but thank Christ!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 37
You-- Wait a minute, why am I thinking you live in, like, Russia?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 38
Oh, my God, totally, but it has to be your place because mine reeks of ocelot piss.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 39
Yeah, but you have to promise that all that horrific stuff...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 41
So it's a DVD, a box of wine, some Hot Pockets, and off to bed.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 42
...we'll talk about the DNA test thing if, you know, you're still into doing that.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 43
Can I see your neck a minute? Oh, Barry.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 44
Because who's to say you're not using him for sex?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 45
...thanks to Cyril. Who has apologized profusely--
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 47
You son of bitch, you actually think you'll get away with this?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 48
...and you dicks turning me into a cyborg, I'm kind of amazed I'm even this sane.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 49
Well, again, relative term.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 50
This, glad you asked, is a block of ice with a fork frozen in it.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 2 #2 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 3 #3 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 4
You will wake up in three separate 50-gallon drums.
#4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 5
Yeah, how are you gonna--
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 6 #6 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 7
Ugh. Seriously, how can you be drinking after last night?
#7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 8
What? How do you know about that?
#8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 9
Uh, ISIS getting an inside look at every single KGB operation in the world?
#9
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 10
What with our work schedules and...
#10
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 11
Get your bloated carcass-- Out! I got it, I'm on this, I got it!
#11
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 12
Well, I'm sorry, but if anybody ever found out, I would die of shame.
#12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 13
Well, when you put it like that, it sounds kind of shitty.
#13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 14
Wait, don't answer yet, because I'm also reassigning you to Siberia.
#14
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 15
I would never defect! I love mother Russia!
#15
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 16
If you're quite finished... Damn near.
#16
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 17 #17 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 18
And Barry doesn't like!
#18
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 19
I won't forget this!
#19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 20
...and the details of every single KGB operation on the globe in his fat, combed-over head.
#20
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 21
Contact our sleeper in New York and then cancel all my meetings this week...
#21
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 22
A what? This is actually, ahem, the ISIS safe house.
#22
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 23
Am not very fond of you. I mean, we have such history together, and--
#23
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 24
Hi. Lana Kane. You must be Major Jakov, such a pleasure.
#24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 25
Marmaduke. And regardless of any personal ties...
#25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 26
Come on, you make me sound like some kind of chupacabra, but for dicks.
#26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 27 #27 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 28
The camera's set up for debriefing and one of us will relieve you in eight hours.
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 29 #29 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 30
So, da, this is a little awkward.
#30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 31
Well, don't take this the wrong way, but neither does anyone else.
#31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 32
Duh. Are you telling me Barry...
#32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 33
Really? This isn't your kneecap?
#33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 34
LANA: Ahem, Cyril? I'm sorry.
#34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 35
Don't you ever disrespect her.
#35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 36
And don't take this the wrong way, but thank Christ!
#36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 37
You-- Wait a minute, why am I thinking you live in, like, Russia?
#37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 38
Oh, my God, totally, but it has to be your place because mine reeks of ocelot piss.
#38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 39
Yeah, but you have to promise that all that horrific stuff...
#39
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 40 #40 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 41
So it's a DVD, a box of wine, some Hot Pockets, and off to bed.
#41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 42
...we'll talk about the DNA test thing if, you know, you're still into doing that.
#42
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 43
Can I see your neck a minute? Oh, Barry.
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 44
Because who's to say you're not using him for sex?
#44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 45
...thanks to Cyril. Who has apologized profusely--
#45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 46 #46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 47
You son of bitch, you actually think you'll get away with this?
#47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 48
...and you dicks turning me into a cyborg, I'm kind of amazed I'm even this sane.
#48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 49
Well, again, relative term.
#49
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 50
This, glad you asked, is a block of ice with a fork frozen in it.
#50