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Season 3  "Lo Scandalo"  3x5

Aired 8 years ago - Feb 16, 2012

Malory turns to Archer and Lana for help when she finds herself in a compromising situation with the Italian prime minister.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 1
Mother!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 2
Why he's here!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 3
It was a NATO stay-behind mission, set up to counter a possible Soviet invasion
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 4
Anyway, Savio was in Italian intelligence-- Rimshot.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 5
Well, you nailed it!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 6
As he grew older, Savio's tastes became more and more... exotic.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 7
Shut up.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 8
We caught up over a glass or two of champagne.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 9
Si, cara mia, sono molto pronto!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 10
In burst three men!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 11
No, Mother, I don't!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 12
What?!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 13
fortunately he's Italian so that shouldn't be too hard a sell, then --
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 14
But those bullet holes don't prove anyone else was ever here.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 15
What, I put Bactine on it!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 16
How about for you dragging us into your S&M--
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 17
I mean, not necessarily spaghetti and meatballs, but...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 18
But you should wait'll you try it, I'm just kinda winging it here.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 19
Unseemly!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 20
We're not burning down my apartment!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 21
Why not?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 22
We'd have to go past the super's apartment, and his door is always open.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 23
We surely count on it, ma'am.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 24
Do I eat the potato now, or let it ferment, so I can drink it later?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 25
Yeah, besides that.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 26
this time of night, so -- Soooo... if we can't get the body out of
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 27
Oh. Ewww! Mother!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 28
Stop that!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 29
black, bitter, preferably fair trade.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 30
Yeah, you got a potato?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 31
Hopefully my greatest work yet.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 32
Ya big fat liar!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 33
But it's still pretty gross though.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 34
different drop points on a map, it'll look like a big smiley face.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 35
Speaking of, why the hell was the prime minister of Italy here?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 36
Just get it out of here, please!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 37
Oh for the -- now what do we do?!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 38
Sorry, I was in the-- kitchen, I'm making spaghetti and --meatballs.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 39
But we got an anonymous tip that Savio Mascalzone was up here.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 40
Well, that's another coincidence, 'cause this anonymous tip said
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 41
Mind if I talk to them?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 42
My mistake, ma'am.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 43
But we got a tip there'd been a murder up here.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 44
I find the very suggestion laughable.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 45
I hate you all so much.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 47
I hope you won't need it, but-- Why would I need...?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 48
He does?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 49
It's just, who would call in with a fake tip like that, though, ya know?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 50

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 2
Why he's here!
#2
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 3
It was a NATO stay-behind mission, set up to counter a possible Soviet invasion
#3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 4
Anyway, Savio was in Italian intelligence-- Rimshot.
#4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 5
Well, you nailed it!
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 6
As he grew older, Savio's tastes became more and more... exotic.
#6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 7
Shut up.
#7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 8
We caught up over a glass or two of champagne.
#8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 9
Si, cara mia, sono molto pronto!
#9
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 10
In burst three men!
#10
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 11
No, Mother, I don't!
#11
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 12
What?!
#12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 13
fortunately he's Italian so that shouldn't be too hard a sell, then --
#13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 14
But those bullet holes don't prove anyone else was ever here.
#14
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 15
What, I put Bactine on it!
#15
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 16
How about for you dragging us into your S&M--
#16
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 17
I mean, not necessarily spaghetti and meatballs, but...
#17
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 18
But you should wait'll you try it, I'm just kinda winging it here.
#18
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 19
Unseemly!
#19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 20
We're not burning down my apartment!
#20
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 21
Why not?
#21
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 22
We'd have to go past the super's apartment, and his door is always open.
#22
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 23
We surely count on it, ma'am.
#23
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 24
Do I eat the potato now, or let it ferment, so I can drink it later?
#24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 25
Yeah, besides that.
#25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 26
this time of night, so -- Soooo... if we can't get the body out of
#26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 27
Oh. Ewww! Mother!
#27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 28
Stop that!
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 29
black, bitter, preferably fair trade.
#29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 30
Yeah, you got a potato?
#30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 31
Hopefully my greatest work yet.
#31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 32
Ya big fat liar!
#32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 33
But it's still pretty gross though.
#33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 34
different drop points on a map, it'll look like a big smiley face.
#34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 35
Speaking of, why the hell was the prime minister of Italy here?
#35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 36
Just get it out of here, please!
#36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 37
Oh for the -- now what do we do?!
#37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 38
Sorry, I was in the-- kitchen, I'm making spaghetti and --meatballs.
#38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 39
But we got an anonymous tip that Savio Mascalzone was up here.
#39
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 40
Well, that's another coincidence, 'cause this anonymous tip said
#40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 41
Mind if I talk to them?
#41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 42
My mistake, ma'am.
#42
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 43
But we got a tip there'd been a murder up here.
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 44
I find the very suggestion laughable.
#44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 45
I hate you all so much.
#45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 46 #46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 47
I hope you won't need it, but-- Why would I need...?
#47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 48
He does?
#48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 49
It's just, who would call in with a fake tip like that, though, ya know?
#49
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