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Season 3  "El Contador"  3x2

Aired 8 years ago - Jan 26, 2012

Cyril is promoted to field agent, while Malory institutes a strict drug-testing policy. Neither of which sit well with the staff of ISIS.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 1
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ARCHER: Woooo!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 3
NOAH: Well um, besides all of those things, they haven't been paid.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 4
So good luck finding all these Swiss accounts!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 5
CYRIL: Uh, yep!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 6
NOAH: And she sounds lovely.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 7
ARCHER: Sorry, I don't know all the pirate terms yet.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 8
For the jillionth time, nobody is raping anybody!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 9
You know what kinda margins those guys work on?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 10
That's why I made you first mate.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 11
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 12
ARCHER: Who -- to whom you are forbidden to speak!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 14
ick, sexual frustration.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 15
I'm sorry, did you wanna hear what I think, or just what you wanna hear?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 16
BUCKY: We hold erections for king!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 17
It's like last week when you said "lend me your ears" and they were like "Apa?"
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 18
ARCHER: Now is not the time for a new king!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 19
If the king loses to a challenger in one-on-one combat, he has to step down.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 20
ARCHER: Okay Bucky, we'll melawan raja... NOAH: Oh, one thing --
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 21
NOAH: Anda -- Do you even know what an idiom is?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 22
NOAH: See, Bucky doesn't have to fight you himself.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 23
NOAH: Yeah, they're fascinating... BUCKY: Now we melawan raja!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 24
ARCHER: Hey, maybe there's a way to make some money on this.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 25
full of Claymores, neutralize the fortress garrison, and finally extract that
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 26
ARCHER: Suck it!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 27
BUCKY: I know it in here somewhere... Damn! Okay, maybe it don't say
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 28
Wow, I never realized how much we rely idioms.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 29
NOAH: That's not me.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 30
RILEY: Mayday mayday mayday, this is Rip Riley calling ISIS.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 31
If you are, key your handset twice!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 32
CHERYL/CAROL: What.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 33
NOAH: Yeah, "See about getting a back-up radio" was itemmmmm five.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 34
Because there is no mutiny, potential or otherwi -- BUCKY: Pemberontakan!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 35
Do not upgrade that mutiny, Noah! I will tell you!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 36
Oh, this is great. This is just great for my ears.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 37
ARCHER: I -- well for one thing, I'm kinda regretting making you first mate!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 38
BUCKY: Archer! Kami membunuhmu!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 39
Now we've only got -- give me that!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 40
NOAH: Uh, heah gang... why don't we just use that?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 41
MALORY: Those dirty pirate bastards!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 42
"No" because he didn't want to give away their position!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 43
You're not my -- wait, tell me there's no chance you're my father.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 44
ARCHER: Wow, you're only a doctoral candidate... NOAH: Hey guy, my field's
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 45
NOAH: Anthropology is an important field of study!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 46
NOAH: Just curious.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 47
Oh, shi -- That was just a flash-bang grenade!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 48
And I doubt we can bribe Bucky again, since I crippled his girlfriend...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 49
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 50
MALORY: Whatever it was, you better pray it had about

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 2
ARCHER: Woooo!
#2
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 3
NOAH: Well um, besides all of those things, they haven't been paid.
#3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 4
So good luck finding all these Swiss accounts!
#4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 5
CYRIL: Uh, yep!
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 6
NOAH: And she sounds lovely.
#6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 7
ARCHER: Sorry, I don't know all the pirate terms yet.
#7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 8
For the jillionth time, nobody is raping anybody!
#8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 9
You know what kinda margins those guys work on?
#9
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 10
That's why I made you first mate.
#10
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 11 #11 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 12
ARCHER: Who -- to whom you are forbidden to speak!
#12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 13 #13 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 14
ick, sexual frustration.
#14
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 15
I'm sorry, did you wanna hear what I think, or just what you wanna hear?
#15
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 16
BUCKY: We hold erections for king!
#16
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 17
It's like last week when you said "lend me your ears" and they were like "Apa?"
#17
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 18
ARCHER: Now is not the time for a new king!
#18
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 19
If the king loses to a challenger in one-on-one combat, he has to step down.
#19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 20
ARCHER: Okay Bucky, we'll melawan raja... NOAH: Oh, one thing --
#20
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 21
NOAH: Anda -- Do you even know what an idiom is?
#21
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 22
NOAH: See, Bucky doesn't have to fight you himself.
#22
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 23
NOAH: Yeah, they're fascinating... BUCKY: Now we melawan raja!
#23
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 24
ARCHER: Hey, maybe there's a way to make some money on this.
#24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 25
full of Claymores, neutralize the fortress garrison, and finally extract that
#25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 26
ARCHER: Suck it!
#26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 27
BUCKY: I know it in here somewhere... Damn! Okay, maybe it don't say
#27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 28
Wow, I never realized how much we rely idioms.
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 29
NOAH: That's not me.
#29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 30
RILEY: Mayday mayday mayday, this is Rip Riley calling ISIS.
#30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 31
If you are, key your handset twice!
#31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 32
CHERYL/CAROL: What.
#32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 33
NOAH: Yeah, "See about getting a back-up radio" was itemmmmm five.
#33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 34
Because there is no mutiny, potential or otherwi -- BUCKY: Pemberontakan!
#34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 35
Do not upgrade that mutiny, Noah! I will tell you!
#35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 36
Oh, this is great. This is just great for my ears.
#36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 37
ARCHER: I -- well for one thing, I'm kinda regretting making you first mate!
#37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 38
BUCKY: Archer! Kami membunuhmu!
#38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 39
Now we've only got -- give me that!
#39
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 40
NOAH: Uh, heah gang... why don't we just use that?
#40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 41
MALORY: Those dirty pirate bastards!
#41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 42
"No" because he didn't want to give away their position!
#42
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 43
You're not my -- wait, tell me there's no chance you're my father.
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 44
ARCHER: Wow, you're only a doctoral candidate... NOAH: Hey guy, my field's
#44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 45
NOAH: Anthropology is an important field of study!
#45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 46
NOAH: Just curious.
#46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 47
Oh, shi -- That was just a flash-bang grenade!
#47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 48
And I doubt we can bribe Bucky again, since I crippled his girlfriend...
#48
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MALORY: Whatever it was, you better pray it had about
#50