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Archer (2009)

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Season 3  "Bloody Ferlin"  3x6

Aired 12 years ago - Feb 23, 2012

Archer must help Gillette save his younger brother from a crooked sheriff in the backwoods of West Virginia.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 1
I'm kidding, crab rangoon.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 2
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 4
- but if you're trying to actually escape... - Well at least he's trying something.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 5
- Exactly, and if we get to the radio... - Which this idiot shot to piece...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 6
birdlike throat.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 7
stereotype of the gay man as collegiate cheerleader...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 8
Yeah, it's Algonquin for bloodsport?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 9
Jeezow Lana, answer your stupid phone.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 10
- This is Malory Archer... - This is Malory Archer...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 11
Malory will call, she'll haggle over the ransom for me, you and Riley.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 12
Rr. Rr. Rrr!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 13
Before this cruddy school burns to the ground.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 14
If I don't remember that password I can't unembezzle that money,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 15
Aw, but I love it when Malory bails you out of one of your idiot jams.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 16
Don't listen to him, I bet that brain aneurysm
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 17
Actually not making much progress.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 18
- Hey, Ms. Archer... - Three million in cash?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 19
Archersucks, no.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 20
Duh.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 21
and I just assume that includes his spleen.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 22
You know, as long as it's got fuel.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 23
Archerbortion -- - No!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 24
- So, your plan is for us to get as black-out, knee-walking,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 25
There's a lesser man than you?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 26
We'll keep it loose.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 27
No not yet, but this is damn good I... Nnngh!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 28
Was that a gunshot?!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 29
Rrrnh!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 30
Today please!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 31
How short is the list of guys you haven't screwed?!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 32
The murder of my crazy-hot Russian fiancée by becoming a pirate king!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 33
What I do need, is some frickin crab shampoo!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 34
Although, neither is Riley and neither is your situation!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 35
But these other three, whatever, who cares, I mean Noah's a slave.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 36
So now you thinking, did he fire eight shots or only - Four.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 37
The world holds its breath.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 38
What I don't have, is all day!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 39
How would I know?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 40
"Dr. Charles Drew, or I will eat a bag of dicks!"
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 41
- And even if Riley's O-positive... - No, I'm A-negative too.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 42
Oh my God yes, hey, what about this Sunday?!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 43
- Because all I need to do is just... - Re-evaluate your entire
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 44
Probably my grisly murder, since we still haven't found that password!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 45
U.S. or imperial?!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 46
The what?!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 47
I built that team from nothing, and now -- - Archer!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 48
I, of course.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 49
I will never, ever forgive you, and we will never, ever be friends again.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 50
- Hooray! - Now can we please get out of here?!

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- but if you're trying to actually escape... - Well at least he's trying something.
#4 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 5
- Exactly, and if we get to the radio... - Which this idiot shot to piece...
#5 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 6
birdlike throat.
#6 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 7
stereotype of the gay man as collegiate cheerleader...
#7 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 8
Yeah, it's Algonquin for bloodsport?
#8 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 9
Jeezow Lana, answer your stupid phone.
#9 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 10
- This is Malory Archer... - This is Malory Archer...
#10 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 11
Malory will call, she'll haggle over the ransom for me, you and Riley.
#11 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 12
Rr. Rr. Rrr!
#12 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 13
Before this cruddy school burns to the ground.
#13 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 14
If I don't remember that password I can't unembezzle that money,
#14 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 15
Aw, but I love it when Malory bails you out of one of your idiot jams.
#15 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 16
Don't listen to him, I bet that brain aneurysm
#16 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 17
Actually not making much progress.
#17 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 18
- Hey, Ms. Archer... - Three million in cash?
#18 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 19
Archersucks, no.
#19 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 20
Duh.
#20 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 21
and I just assume that includes his spleen.
#21 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 22
You know, as long as it's got fuel.
#22 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 23
Archerbortion -- - No!
#23 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 24
- So, your plan is for us to get as black-out, knee-walking,
#24 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 25
There's a lesser man than you?
#25 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 26
We'll keep it loose.
#26 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 27
No not yet, but this is damn good I... Nnngh!
#27 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 28
Was that a gunshot?!
#28 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 29
Rrrnh!
#29 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 30
Today please!
#30 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 31
How short is the list of guys you haven't screwed?!
#31 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 32
The murder of my crazy-hot Russian fiancée by becoming a pirate king!
#32 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 33
What I do need, is some frickin crab shampoo!
#33 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 34
Although, neither is Riley and neither is your situation!
#34 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 35
But these other three, whatever, who cares, I mean Noah's a slave.
#35 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 36
So now you thinking, did he fire eight shots or only - Four.
#36 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 37
The world holds its breath.
#37 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 38
What I don't have, is all day!
#38 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 39
How would I know?
#39 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 40
"Dr. Charles Drew, or I will eat a bag of dicks!"
#40 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 41
- And even if Riley's O-positive... - No, I'm A-negative too.
#41 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 42
Oh my God yes, hey, what about this Sunday?!
#42 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 43
- Because all I need to do is just... - Re-evaluate your entire
#43 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 44
Probably my grisly murder, since we still haven't found that password!
#44 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 45
U.S. or imperial?!
#45 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 46
The what?!
#46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 47
I built that team from nothing, and now -- - Archer!
#47 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 48
I, of course.
#48 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 49
I will never, ever forgive you, and we will never, ever be friends again.
#49 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 50
- Hooray! - Now can we please get out of here?!
#50