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Season 3  "Skin Game"  3x11

Aired 7 years ago - Mar 08, 2012

Archer is faced with a dilemma when his murdered fiance, Katya, miraculously reappears. In Krieger's lab.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 1
ARCHER: Here they are, God, geese at the trough.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 2
Because I burn clean, Cyril. Because I don't glop up my engine with bear claws.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 3
I swear to God, if you people can't keep it down, this is the last bear--
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 5
It's zed! And no, Neil Peart stands alone.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 6
And you need your head examined if you think that abomination is ever going to work for ISIS.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 7
Yeah, way to bury the lede.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 8
I feel love, I laugh, I sometimes cry. Albeit a saline-lubricant solution.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 9
That she's so jealous of my love for Katya, she won't hire a world-class spy...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 10
...someone like her working at ISIS, since-- Since you wanna screw affirmative action?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 11
Yeah, he never calls, he never writes...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 12
...and I certainly don't want her and Sterling back together!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 13
Oh, all right! ARCHER: Really?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 14
She didn't break my heart, Mother, she was murdered.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 15
Which turns out to be kind of a panty-dropper.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 16
...she also just got a job today, so, yeah, pretty special.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 17
No, no, darling. I'm meaning a cyborg.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 18
...all I care about is what I see when I look into those big green...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 19
Oh, boy. Darling? Are you all right?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 20
Which, if I gave it any real thought, would probably explain a lot.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 21
ARCHER: I swear to God, if I went blind right this very second, I'd be okay with that.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 22
How are you this morning? I am amazing!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 23
Or the Mountain Everest.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 24
...is your vagina?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 26
No. No, it isn't.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 27
I think if you're looking for insight into why Archer is Archer...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 28
Well, gross, and or, ick. Right?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 29
...because I was saving it for a special occasion...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 30
Wait, her vagina? Ow, ow.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 31
Well, then I feel even worse, because I'm probably gonna puke it up in about five--
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 32
What? That just sounds considerate.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 33
And, more importantly, tried to murder me.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 34
What, was that Peter Lawford's?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 35
While they made us fold those pointy goddamn paper birds.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 37
That's my fiancée you're talking about! Really?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 39
Ha, ha. Brett! BRETT: Aah!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 41
Okay! Ugh. Red wine, ass.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 42
BARRY: Oh, I think other Barry might.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 43
Okay, I'll bite.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 44
Archer, don't! GILLETTE: Everybody down!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 45
But first, let's me and you cut a rug.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 47
I'm confused, what are we--? LANA: Here!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 48
Well, I'm sorry, Ira Flatow.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 49
Barry! CHERYL: Polo!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 50
Goddamn! ARCHER: Brett? I thought you were dead.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 2
Because I burn clean, Cyril. Because I don't glop up my engine with bear claws.
#2
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 3
I swear to God, if you people can't keep it down, this is the last bear--
#3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 4 #4 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 5
It's zed! And no, Neil Peart stands alone.
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 6
And you need your head examined if you think that abomination is ever going to work for ISIS.
#6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 7
Yeah, way to bury the lede.
#7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 8
I feel love, I laugh, I sometimes cry. Albeit a saline-lubricant solution.
#8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 9
That she's so jealous of my love for Katya, she won't hire a world-class spy...
#9
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 10
...someone like her working at ISIS, since-- Since you wanna screw affirmative action?
#10
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 11
Yeah, he never calls, he never writes...
#11
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 12
...and I certainly don't want her and Sterling back together!
#12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 13
Oh, all right! ARCHER: Really?
#13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 14
She didn't break my heart, Mother, she was murdered.
#14
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 15
Which turns out to be kind of a panty-dropper.
#15
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 16
...she also just got a job today, so, yeah, pretty special.
#16
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 17
No, no, darling. I'm meaning a cyborg.
#17
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 18
...all I care about is what I see when I look into those big green...
#18
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 19
Oh, boy. Darling? Are you all right?
#19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 20
Which, if I gave it any real thought, would probably explain a lot.
#20
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 21
ARCHER: I swear to God, if I went blind right this very second, I'd be okay with that.
#21
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 22
How are you this morning? I am amazing!
#22
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 23
Or the Mountain Everest.
#23
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 24
...is your vagina?
#24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 25 #25 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 26
No. No, it isn't.
#26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 27
I think if you're looking for insight into why Archer is Archer...
#27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 28
Well, gross, and or, ick. Right?
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 29
...because I was saving it for a special occasion...
#29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 30
Wait, her vagina? Ow, ow.
#30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 31
Well, then I feel even worse, because I'm probably gonna puke it up in about five--
#31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 32
What? That just sounds considerate.
#32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 33
And, more importantly, tried to murder me.
#33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 34
What, was that Peter Lawford's?
#34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 35
While they made us fold those pointy goddamn paper birds.
#35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 36 #36 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 37
That's my fiancée you're talking about! Really?
#37
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Ha, ha. Brett! BRETT: Aah!
#39
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Okay! Ugh. Red wine, ass.
#41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 42
BARRY: Oh, I think other Barry might.
#42
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 43
Okay, I'll bite.
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 44
Archer, don't! GILLETTE: Everybody down!
#44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 45
But first, let's me and you cut a rug.
#45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 46 #46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 47
I'm confused, what are we--? LANA: Here!
#47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 48
Well, I'm sorry, Ira Flatow.
#48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 49
Barry! CHERYL: Polo!
#49
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 50
Goddamn! ARCHER: Brett? I thought you were dead.
#50