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Season 3  "Skin Game"  3x11

Aired 12 years ago - Mar 08, 2012

Archer is faced with a dilemma when his murdered fiance, Katya, miraculously reappears. In Krieger's lab.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 1
ARCHER: Here they are, God, geese at the trough.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 2
Because I burn clean, Cyril. Because I don't glop up my engine with bear claws.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 3
I swear to God, if you people can't keep it down, this is the last bear--
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 5
It's zed! And no, Neil Peart stands alone.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 6
And you need your head examined if you think that abomination is ever going to work for ISIS.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 7
Yeah, way to bury the lede.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 8
I feel love, I laugh, I sometimes cry. Albeit a saline-lubricant solution.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 9
That she's so jealous of my love for Katya, she won't hire a world-class spy...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 10
...someone like her working at ISIS, since-- Since you wanna screw affirmative action?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 11
Yeah, he never calls, he never writes...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 12
...and I certainly don't want her and Sterling back together!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 13
Oh, all right! ARCHER: Really?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 14
She didn't break my heart, Mother, she was murdered.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 15
Which turns out to be kind of a panty-dropper.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 16
...she also just got a job today, so, yeah, pretty special.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 17
No, no, darling. I'm meaning a cyborg.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 18
...all I care about is what I see when I look into those big green...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 19
Oh, boy. Darling? Are you all right?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 20
Which, if I gave it any real thought, would probably explain a lot.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 21
ARCHER: I swear to God, if I went blind right this very second, I'd be okay with that.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 22
How are you this morning? I am amazing!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 23
Or the Mountain Everest.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 24
...is your vagina?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 26
No. No, it isn't.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 27
I think if you're looking for insight into why Archer is Archer...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 28
Well, gross, and or, ick. Right?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 29
...because I was saving it for a special occasion...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 30
Wait, her vagina? Ow, ow.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 31
Well, then I feel even worse, because I'm probably gonna puke it up in about five--
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 32
What? That just sounds considerate.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 33
And, more importantly, tried to murder me.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 34
What, was that Peter Lawford's?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 35
While they made us fold those pointy goddamn paper birds.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 37
That's my fiancée you're talking about! Really?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 39
Ha, ha. Brett! BRETT: Aah!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 41
Okay! Ugh. Red wine, ass.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 42
BARRY: Oh, I think other Barry might.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 43
Okay, I'll bite.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 44
Archer, don't! GILLETTE: Everybody down!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 45
But first, let's me and you cut a rug.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 47
I'm confused, what are we--? LANA: Here!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 48
Well, I'm sorry, Ira Flatow.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 49
Barry! CHERYL: Polo!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 50
Goddamn! ARCHER: Brett? I thought you were dead.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 2
Because I burn clean, Cyril. Because I don't glop up my engine with bear claws.
#2 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 3
I swear to God, if you people can't keep it down, this is the last bear--
#3 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 4 #4 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 5
It's zed! And no, Neil Peart stands alone.
#5 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 6
And you need your head examined if you think that abomination is ever going to work for ISIS.
#6 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 7
Yeah, way to bury the lede.
#7 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 8
I feel love, I laugh, I sometimes cry. Albeit a saline-lubricant solution.
#8 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 9
That she's so jealous of my love for Katya, she won't hire a world-class spy...
#9 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 10
...someone like her working at ISIS, since-- Since you wanna screw affirmative action?
#10 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 11
Yeah, he never calls, he never writes...
#11 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 12
...and I certainly don't want her and Sterling back together!
#12 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 13
Oh, all right! ARCHER: Really?
#13 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 14
She didn't break my heart, Mother, she was murdered.
#14 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 15
Which turns out to be kind of a panty-dropper.
#15 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 16
...she also just got a job today, so, yeah, pretty special.
#16 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 17
No, no, darling. I'm meaning a cyborg.
#17 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 18
...all I care about is what I see when I look into those big green...
#18 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 19
Oh, boy. Darling? Are you all right?
#19 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 20
Which, if I gave it any real thought, would probably explain a lot.
#20 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 21
ARCHER: I swear to God, if I went blind right this very second, I'd be okay with that.
#21 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 22
How are you this morning? I am amazing!
#22 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 23
Or the Mountain Everest.
#23 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 24
...is your vagina?
#24 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 25 #25 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 26
No. No, it isn't.
#26 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 27
I think if you're looking for insight into why Archer is Archer...
#27 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 28
Well, gross, and or, ick. Right?
#28 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 29
...because I was saving it for a special occasion...
#29 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 30
Wait, her vagina? Ow, ow.
#30 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 31
Well, then I feel even worse, because I'm probably gonna puke it up in about five--
#31 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 32
What? That just sounds considerate.
#32 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 33
And, more importantly, tried to murder me.
#33 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 34
What, was that Peter Lawford's?
#34 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 35
While they made us fold those pointy goddamn paper birds.
#35 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 36 #36 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 37
That's my fiancée you're talking about! Really?
#37 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 38 #38 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 39
Ha, ha. Brett! BRETT: Aah!
#39 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 40 #40 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 41
Okay! Ugh. Red wine, ass.
#41 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 42
BARRY: Oh, I think other Barry might.
#42 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 43
Okay, I'll bite.
#43 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 44
Archer, don't! GILLETTE: Everybody down!
#44 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 45
But first, let's me and you cut a rug.
#45 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 46 #46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 47
I'm confused, what are we--? LANA: Here!
#47 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 48
Well, I'm sorry, Ira Flatow.
#48 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 49
Barry! CHERYL: Polo!
#49 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 11 (S03E11) - 50
Goddamn! ARCHER: Brett? I thought you were dead.
#50