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Season 3  "Space Race (1)"  3x12

Aired 7 years ago - Mar 15, 2012

Archer and his colleagues at ISIS voyage to the final frontier in an effort to prevent a catastrophe on the International Space Station.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 1
Forget it. Never mind.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 2
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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 4
You're a baby. And astronaut training sucks complete ass. Literally.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 5
And why aren't you with the other trainees?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 6
Six? Who knows? He put me under. Maybe 12.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 7
Your wife is a very lucky-- Oh. I'm a widower.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 9
Come on, baby, keep that nose up.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 10
A, because you're all crap. And B, who cares? We're not gonna land it.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 11
What--? But almost always.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 12
And if you're wondering why we call it that...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 14
We'll do this 20 times... ARCHER: Whoo!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 15
What, are you crazy? What's not to-- Oh.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 16
Looking good! Only 19 more to go!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 17
Jeez. Even in zero gravity, you're an asshole.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 18
But we haven't been trained properly! To what? Wear a seat belt?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 20
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 21
COMPUTER: T-minus 90 seconds.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 22
Sterling. Archer.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 23
Double-check that. I'm showing green across the board.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 24
Because I won't-- I can't-- let anyone jeopardize the success of this mission.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 25
I think it is.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 27
I'm kidding. There is no Phase Three.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 28
A bar? Or, whatever. Cantina?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 30
On "kill" mode, the M-41 fires lethal plasma ammunition.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 32
I'm not the one who was all sweaty.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 33
MAN: Burn rates were good. Flight, uh, stand by.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 34
Well within them. Malory.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 35
Yeah, so that safety is tricky, huh?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 36
Aye-freaking-aye.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 37
So that we don't die writhing in agony, when we run out of oxygen.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 38
Are you k-- You're still mad about that?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 39
Well, good luck fighting a bunch of-- whatever-- space-pirates without me.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 40
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It makes me sleepy. I think we're okay, sir.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 42
Nor was I told there would be a party. Lana, what are you wearing?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 43
Cough. Well, not you.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 44
And remember, these are mutineers. Even if they try to--
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 45
What the hell? ls wrong with me?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 47
Ahem. Couple things.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 49
Or tricking me into that fart-locker to get blasted into outer goddamn space...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 50
Thanks. And I'm sorry, but you gotta let me out, Pam.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 2 #2 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 3 #3 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 4
You're a baby. And astronaut training sucks complete ass. Literally.
#4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 5
And why aren't you with the other trainees?
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 6
Six? Who knows? He put me under. Maybe 12.
#6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 7
Your wife is a very lucky-- Oh. I'm a widower.
#7
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Come on, baby, keep that nose up.
#9
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 10
A, because you're all crap. And B, who cares? We're not gonna land it.
#10
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 11
What--? But almost always.
#11
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 12
And if you're wondering why we call it that...
#12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 13 #13 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 14
We'll do this 20 times... ARCHER: Whoo!
#14
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 15
What, are you crazy? What's not to-- Oh.
#15
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 16
Looking good! Only 19 more to go!
#16
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 17
Jeez. Even in zero gravity, you're an asshole.
#17
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 18
But we haven't been trained properly! To what? Wear a seat belt?
#18
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COMPUTER: T-minus 90 seconds.
#21
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Sterling. Archer.
#22
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 23
Double-check that. I'm showing green across the board.
#23
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 24
Because I won't-- I can't-- let anyone jeopardize the success of this mission.
#24
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I think it is.
#25
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I'm kidding. There is no Phase Three.
#27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 28
A bar? Or, whatever. Cantina?
#28
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On "kill" mode, the M-41 fires lethal plasma ammunition.
#30
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I'm not the one who was all sweaty.
#32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 33
MAN: Burn rates were good. Flight, uh, stand by.
#33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 34
Well within them. Malory.
#34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 35
Yeah, so that safety is tricky, huh?
#35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 36
Aye-freaking-aye.
#36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 37
So that we don't die writhing in agony, when we run out of oxygen.
#37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 38
Are you k-- You're still mad about that?
#38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 39
Well, good luck fighting a bunch of-- whatever-- space-pirates without me.
#39
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It makes me sleepy. I think we're okay, sir.
#41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 42
Nor was I told there would be a party. Lana, what are you wearing?
#42
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 43
Cough. Well, not you.
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 44
And remember, these are mutineers. Even if they try to--
#44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 45
What the hell? ls wrong with me?
#45
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Ahem. Couple things.
#47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 48 #48 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 49
Or tricking me into that fart-locker to get blasted into outer goddamn space...
#49
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Thanks. And I'm sorry, but you gotta let me out, Pam.
#50