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Season 3  "Drift Problem"  3x4

Aired 8 years ago - Feb 09, 2012

Archer's surprise birthday present - a high-tech, souped-up spy car - leads to all sorts of other surprises. None of which are good.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 1
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 2
I mean obviously sex was implied, but-- Ugh!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 3
Mainly because you've got bigger things to worry about.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 4
You know what to do.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 5
Leave it.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 6
and memories of last night.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 7
I mean not that you would, but -- Hey!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 8
in a mental ward with total amnesia under someone else's name.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 9
Wh-?!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 10
You broke my frickin nose!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 11
Ohh! Yeah, okay!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 12
- I love it that I'm the idiot... - So unless the building
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 13
"Dear Malory, it's been --"
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 14
Wait a -- who calls it Tinseltown?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 15
Knocks out Burt Reynolds?!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 16
go ahead and get it over with.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 17
It's my own fault, I should've known!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 18
Why are you asking rhetorical questions?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 19
A, because he thinks they're imaginary, and B,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 20
What's your poison?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 21
You have to not date my mother.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 22
I wasn't in it.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 23
And he's looking out the window, the afternoon sun on his face,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 24
he really is so she helps him escape and they get chased by a
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 25
but could you put my Pimm's Cup in a-- Pimp Cup! Certainly!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 26
I'm gonna give them all an EP credit.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 27
Coming from a woman.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 28
I mean don't get me wrong, I'm all for affirmative action, but --
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 29
My brand-new van!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 30
Á¡Vamonos!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 31
Go on... If I don't catch 'em, I will just ride off
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 33
Your point!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 34
I know.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 35
- Nothing, just... - Didn't know they sold those to men.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 36
Yes such thing!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 37
- Heading north on the FDR at... - 60th!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 38
He was part Indian.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 39
She has hopes, dreams, fears... needs.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 40
Holy shit, Burt Reynolds!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 41
See wh -- no!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 42
mother and see her not just as your mother but as a person, a real person...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 43
But I guess you're outta luck, because we had a -- Bet. God damn it.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 44
Oh!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 46
Oh shit.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 47
Wait, was that the same footage?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 48
What do you mean you gawww shiiit!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 49
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 50
No, it's -- never mind.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 2
I mean obviously sex was implied, but-- Ugh!
#2
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 3
Mainly because you've got bigger things to worry about.
#3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 4
You know what to do.
#4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 5
Leave it.
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 6
and memories of last night.
#6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 7
I mean not that you would, but -- Hey!
#7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 8
in a mental ward with total amnesia under someone else's name.
#8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 9
Wh-?!
#9
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 10
You broke my frickin nose!
#10
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 11
Ohh! Yeah, okay!
#11
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 12
- I love it that I'm the idiot... - So unless the building
#12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 13
"Dear Malory, it's been --"
#13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 14
Wait a -- who calls it Tinseltown?
#14
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 15
Knocks out Burt Reynolds?!
#15
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 16
go ahead and get it over with.
#16
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 17
It's my own fault, I should've known!
#17
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 18
Why are you asking rhetorical questions?
#18
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 19
A, because he thinks they're imaginary, and B,
#19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 20
What's your poison?
#20
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 21
You have to not date my mother.
#21
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 22
I wasn't in it.
#22
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 23
And he's looking out the window, the afternoon sun on his face,
#23
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 24
he really is so she helps him escape and they get chased by a
#24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 25
but could you put my Pimm's Cup in a-- Pimp Cup! Certainly!
#25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 26
I'm gonna give them all an EP credit.
#26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 27
Coming from a woman.
#27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 28
I mean don't get me wrong, I'm all for affirmative action, but --
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 29
My brand-new van!
#29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 30
Á¡Vamonos!
#30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 31
Go on... If I don't catch 'em, I will just ride off
#31
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Your point!
#33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 34
I know.
#34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 35
- Nothing, just... - Didn't know they sold those to men.
#35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 36
Yes such thing!
#36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 37
- Heading north on the FDR at... - 60th!
#37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 38
He was part Indian.
#38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 39
She has hopes, dreams, fears... needs.
#39
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 40
Holy shit, Burt Reynolds!
#40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 41
See wh -- no!
#41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 42
mother and see her not just as your mother but as a person, a real person...
#42
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 43
But I guess you're outta luck, because we had a -- Bet. God damn it.
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 44
Oh!
#44
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Oh shit.
#46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 47
Wait, was that the same footage?
#47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 48
What do you mean you gawww shiiit!
#48
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No, it's -- never mind.
#50