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Season 3  "Lo Scandalo"  3x5

Aired 12 years ago - Feb 16, 2012

Malory turns to Archer and Lana for help when she finds herself in a compromising situation with the Italian prime minister.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 1
Mother!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 2
Why he's here!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 3
It was a NATO stay-behind mission, set up to counter a possible Soviet invasion
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 4
Anyway, Savio was in Italian intelligence-- Rimshot.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 5
Well, you nailed it!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 6
As he grew older, Savio's tastes became more and more... exotic.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 7
Shut up.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 8
We caught up over a glass or two of champagne.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 9
Si, cara mia, sono molto pronto!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 10
In burst three men!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 11
No, Mother, I don't!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 12
What?!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 13
fortunately he's Italian so that shouldn't be too hard a sell, then --
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 14
But those bullet holes don't prove anyone else was ever here.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 15
What, I put Bactine on it!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 16
How about for you dragging us into your S&M--
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 17
I mean, not necessarily spaghetti and meatballs, but...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 18
But you should wait'll you try it, I'm just kinda winging it here.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 19
Unseemly!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 20
We're not burning down my apartment!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 21
Why not?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 22
We'd have to go past the super's apartment, and his door is always open.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 23
We surely count on it, ma'am.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 24
Do I eat the potato now, or let it ferment, so I can drink it later?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 25
Yeah, besides that.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 26
this time of night, so -- Soooo... if we can't get the body out of
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 27
Oh. Ewww! Mother!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 28
Stop that!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 29
black, bitter, preferably fair trade.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 30
Yeah, you got a potato?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 31
Hopefully my greatest work yet.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 32
Ya big fat liar!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 33
But it's still pretty gross though.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 34
different drop points on a map, it'll look like a big smiley face.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 35
Speaking of, why the hell was the prime minister of Italy here?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 36
Just get it out of here, please!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 37
Oh for the -- now what do we do?!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 38
Sorry, I was in the-- kitchen, I'm making spaghetti and --meatballs.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 39
But we got an anonymous tip that Savio Mascalzone was up here.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 40
Well, that's another coincidence, 'cause this anonymous tip said
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 41
Mind if I talk to them?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 42
My mistake, ma'am.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 43
But we got a tip there'd been a murder up here.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 44
I find the very suggestion laughable.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 45
I hate you all so much.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 47
I hope you won't need it, but-- Why would I need...?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 48
He does?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 49
It's just, who would call in with a fake tip like that, though, ya know?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 50

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 2
Why he's here!
#2 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 3
It was a NATO stay-behind mission, set up to counter a possible Soviet invasion
#3 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 4
Anyway, Savio was in Italian intelligence-- Rimshot.
#4 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 5
Well, you nailed it!
#5 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 6
As he grew older, Savio's tastes became more and more... exotic.
#6 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 7
Shut up.
#7 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 8
We caught up over a glass or two of champagne.
#8 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 9
Si, cara mia, sono molto pronto!
#9 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 10
In burst three men!
#10 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 11
No, Mother, I don't!
#11 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 12
What?!
#12 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 13
fortunately he's Italian so that shouldn't be too hard a sell, then --
#13 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 14
But those bullet holes don't prove anyone else was ever here.
#14 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 15
What, I put Bactine on it!
#15 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 16
How about for you dragging us into your S&M--
#16 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 17
I mean, not necessarily spaghetti and meatballs, but...
#17 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 18
But you should wait'll you try it, I'm just kinda winging it here.
#18 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 19
Unseemly!
#19 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 20
We're not burning down my apartment!
#20 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 21
Why not?
#21 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 22
We'd have to go past the super's apartment, and his door is always open.
#22 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 23
We surely count on it, ma'am.
#23 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 24
Do I eat the potato now, or let it ferment, so I can drink it later?
#24 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 25
Yeah, besides that.
#25 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 26
this time of night, so -- Soooo... if we can't get the body out of
#26 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 27
Oh. Ewww! Mother!
#27 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 28
Stop that!
#28 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 29
black, bitter, preferably fair trade.
#29 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 30
Yeah, you got a potato?
#30 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 31
Hopefully my greatest work yet.
#31 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 32
Ya big fat liar!
#32 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 33
But it's still pretty gross though.
#33 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 34
different drop points on a map, it'll look like a big smiley face.
#34 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 35
Speaking of, why the hell was the prime minister of Italy here?
#35 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 36
Just get it out of here, please!
#36 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 37
Oh for the -- now what do we do?!
#37 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 38
Sorry, I was in the-- kitchen, I'm making spaghetti and --meatballs.
#38 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 39
But we got an anonymous tip that Savio Mascalzone was up here.
#39 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 40
Well, that's another coincidence, 'cause this anonymous tip said
#40 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 41
Mind if I talk to them?
#41 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 42
My mistake, ma'am.
#42 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 43
But we got a tip there'd been a murder up here.
#43 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 44
I find the very suggestion laughable.
#44 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 45
I hate you all so much.
#45 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 46 #46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 47
I hope you won't need it, but-- Why would I need...?
#47 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 48
He does?
#48 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 49
It's just, who would call in with a fake tip like that, though, ya know?
#49 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 50 #50