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Season 3  "Drift Problem"  3x4

Aired 12 years ago - Feb 09, 2012

Archer's surprise birthday present - a high-tech, souped-up spy car - leads to all sorts of other surprises. None of which are good.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 1
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 2
I mean obviously sex was implied, but-- Ugh!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 3
Mainly because you've got bigger things to worry about.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 4
You know what to do.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 5
Leave it.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 6
and memories of last night.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 7
I mean not that you would, but -- Hey!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 8
in a mental ward with total amnesia under someone else's name.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 9
Wh-?!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 10
You broke my frickin nose!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 11
Ohh! Yeah, okay!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 12
- I love it that I'm the idiot... - So unless the building
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 13
"Dear Malory, it's been --"
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 14
Wait a -- who calls it Tinseltown?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 15
Knocks out Burt Reynolds?!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 16
go ahead and get it over with.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 17
It's my own fault, I should've known!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 18
Why are you asking rhetorical questions?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 19
A, because he thinks they're imaginary, and B,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 20
What's your poison?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 21
You have to not date my mother.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 22
I wasn't in it.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 23
And he's looking out the window, the afternoon sun on his face,
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 24
he really is so she helps him escape and they get chased by a
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 25
but could you put my Pimm's Cup in a-- Pimp Cup! Certainly!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 26
I'm gonna give them all an EP credit.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 27
Coming from a woman.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 28
I mean don't get me wrong, I'm all for affirmative action, but --
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 29
My brand-new van!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 30
Á¡Vamonos!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 31
Go on... If I don't catch 'em, I will just ride off
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 33
Your point!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 34
I know.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 35
- Nothing, just... - Didn't know they sold those to men.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 36
Yes such thing!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 37
- Heading north on the FDR at... - 60th!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 38
He was part Indian.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 39
She has hopes, dreams, fears... needs.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 40
Holy shit, Burt Reynolds!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 41
See wh -- no!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 42
mother and see her not just as your mother but as a person, a real person...
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 43
But I guess you're outta luck, because we had a -- Bet. God damn it.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 44
Oh!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 46
Oh shit.
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 47
Wait, was that the same footage?
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 48
What do you mean you gawww shiiit!
 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 49
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 50
No, it's -- never mind.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 2
I mean obviously sex was implied, but-- Ugh!
#2 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 3
Mainly because you've got bigger things to worry about.
#3 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 4
You know what to do.
#4 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 5
Leave it.
#5 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 6
and memories of last night.
#6 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 7
I mean not that you would, but -- Hey!
#7 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 8
in a mental ward with total amnesia under someone else's name.
#8 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 9
Wh-?!
#9 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 10
You broke my frickin nose!
#10 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 11
Ohh! Yeah, okay!
#11 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 12
- I love it that I'm the idiot... - So unless the building
#12 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 13
"Dear Malory, it's been --"
#13 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 14
Wait a -- who calls it Tinseltown?
#14 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 15
Knocks out Burt Reynolds?!
#15 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 16
go ahead and get it over with.
#16 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 17
It's my own fault, I should've known!
#17 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 18
Why are you asking rhetorical questions?
#18 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 19
A, because he thinks they're imaginary, and B,
#19 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 20
What's your poison?
#20 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 21
You have to not date my mother.
#21 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 22
I wasn't in it.
#22 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 23
And he's looking out the window, the afternoon sun on his face,
#23 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 24
he really is so she helps him escape and they get chased by a
#24 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 25
but could you put my Pimm's Cup in a-- Pimp Cup! Certainly!
#25 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 26
I'm gonna give them all an EP credit.
#26 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 27
Coming from a woman.
#27 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 28
I mean don't get me wrong, I'm all for affirmative action, but --
#28 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 29
My brand-new van!
#29 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 30
Á¡Vamonos!
#30 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 31
Go on... If I don't catch 'em, I will just ride off
#31 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 32 #32 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 33
Your point!
#33 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 34
I know.
#34 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 35
- Nothing, just... - Didn't know they sold those to men.
#35 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 36
Yes such thing!
#36 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 37
- Heading north on the FDR at... - 60th!
#37 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 38
He was part Indian.
#38 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 39
She has hopes, dreams, fears... needs.
#39 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 40
Holy shit, Burt Reynolds!
#40 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 41
See wh -- no!
#41 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 42
mother and see her not just as your mother but as a person, a real person...
#42 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 43
But I guess you're outta luck, because we had a -- Bet. God damn it.
#43 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 44
Oh!
#44 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 45 #45 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 46
Oh shit.
#46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 47
Wait, was that the same footage?
#47 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 48
What do you mean you gawww shiiit!
#48 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 49 #49 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 4 (S03E04) - 50
No, it's -- never mind.
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