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Season 8  "Archer Dreamland: Jane Doe"  8x3

Aired 7 months ago - Apr 19, 2017

Archer tries to escape from jail with the help of a crazed heiress and a dysfunctional jazz quartet.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 1
What's your long-term plan?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 2
If you want me to talk him out of this murder rap,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 3
Or have you singlehandedly
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 4
Dreamland? Do you know Lana Kane?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 5
Well, murder, but technically,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 6
I insist you let me share your Marijuana cigarette!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 7
It's our second offense.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 8
I swear, i am such a pistol.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 9
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 10
- No, you are not. - Well, I am.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 11
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 12
What do you think about our chances of getting out of here?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 13
Because it sounded like you said
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 14
No, because I'm going home now, so...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 15
And where the hell is the bartender?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 16
I am handsome.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 17
Look, man, verl's got to be the cop.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 18
Caw! Caw! Seriously.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 19
- Exactly. So, you know... - Oh, I get it.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 20
that a segregated service is just crazy.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 21
- Wow! - Words fail me.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 22
- Oh, that's good. That's good, Verl. - Very believable.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 23
- Complete and total bullshit. - Dress that line, boy!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 24
So, unless they keep all the fingerprint cards down here...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 25
A slightly larger truck full of my Chinese whores?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 26
The heiress to the Vast Vandertunt Publishing Fortune?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 27
- Where is she? - Downtown, booked in as a Jane Doe.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 29
What is she talking about?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 30
Uh, definitely Negro policemen.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 31
Uh...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 32
- Eats paper. By the pound. - Mm-hmm. God bless that mess.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 33
Poovey, come on. Don't do this.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 34
keep in mind I'm gradually gonna get more tired,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 35
Lana: Thank you.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 36
Terrific.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 37
Yep. He died of Syphilis.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 38
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 39
That's... that's pretty awkward, right?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 40
Roughly the same as if he finds out
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 41
Yeah. I mean, you're handcuffed to a pipe, so obviously.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 42
But good luck getting in there without a...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 43
Uh... oh, prostitutes and, uh, Syphilis. Okay.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 44
Uh, he goes to see the family doctor. Doctor says,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 45
"Based on this
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 48
It's a... a prisoner... prisoner transport.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 49
What?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 50
because I choose to get into the truck.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 2
If you want me to talk him out of this murder rap,
#2
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 3
Or have you singlehandedly
#3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 4
Dreamland? Do you know Lana Kane?
#4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 5
Well, murder, but technically,
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 6
I insist you let me share your Marijuana cigarette!
#6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 7
It's our second offense.
#7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 8
I swear, i am such a pistol.
#8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 9 #9 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 10
- No, you are not. - Well, I am.
#10
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 11 #11 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 12
What do you think about our chances of getting out of here?
#12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 13
Because it sounded like you said
#13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 14
No, because I'm going home now, so...
#14
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 15
And where the hell is the bartender?
#15
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 16
I am handsome.
#16
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 17
Look, man, verl's got to be the cop.
#17
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 18
Caw! Caw! Seriously.
#18
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 19
- Exactly. So, you know... - Oh, I get it.
#19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 20
that a segregated service is just crazy.
#20
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 21
- Wow! - Words fail me.
#21
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 22
- Oh, that's good. That's good, Verl. - Very believable.
#22
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 23
- Complete and total bullshit. - Dress that line, boy!
#23
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 24
So, unless they keep all the fingerprint cards down here...
#24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 25
A slightly larger truck full of my Chinese whores?
#25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 26
The heiress to the Vast Vandertunt Publishing Fortune?
#26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 27
- Where is she? - Downtown, booked in as a Jane Doe.
#27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 28 #28 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 29
What is she talking about?
#29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 30
Uh, definitely Negro policemen.
#30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 31
Uh...
#31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 32
- Eats paper. By the pound. - Mm-hmm. God bless that mess.
#32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 33
Poovey, come on. Don't do this.
#33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 34
keep in mind I'm gradually gonna get more tired,
#34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 35
Lana: Thank you.
#35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 36
Terrific.
#36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 37
Yep. He died of Syphilis.
#37
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 38
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
#38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 39
That's... that's pretty awkward, right?
#39
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 40
Roughly the same as if he finds out
#40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 41
Yeah. I mean, you're handcuffed to a pipe, so obviously.
#41
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 42
But good luck getting in there without a...
#42
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 43
Uh... oh, prostitutes and, uh, Syphilis. Okay.
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 44
Uh, he goes to see the family doctor. Doctor says,
#44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 45
"Based on this
#45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 46 #46 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 47 #47 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 48
It's a... a prisoner... prisoner transport.
#48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 49
What?
#49
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 3 (S08E03) - 50
because I choose to get into the truck.
#50