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I'm on my way.
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PAM : "Auto." Got it. Moving the lever.
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Really?
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Ew. Lana, trust me, this is the only way.
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Nothing, just bet you're glad we're in reduced gravity.
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No, you cannot borrow-- Oh, my God!
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No, I'm good. Yeah, uh, me too.
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What the hell am I supposed to wear? Uh... Oh, maybe this will work.
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Security breach, Pod 6. I heard you.
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That's what Dad said when the bank man came out to foreclose on the farm.
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They're right where they've always been.
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Now? Really?
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One, I didn't invent whatever this door is made of...
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Tell me, if you kill her, who's gonna bear our Martian children? Huh? Trish?
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But Drake wants to use the Intrepid to push Horizon to Mars...
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Heh, heh. Burn. Cyril.
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I thought I'd made myself very clear. You did, but--
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Are you sure they can't get in?
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Why, yes, and you're...? Your Majesty.
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Seal the door behind me and prepare Horizon for launch.
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How do you not get that? Cyril, I know what an animal farm is.
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What? What is wrong with you? And where are the other two--?
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Don't you people get it?
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Drop your weapon. Make me.
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All right! No, no, no. What are you doing?
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There is no Mars without you, Tony. I'm sorry.
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Heh, heh. Self-burn. Cyril!
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Aw, crap-snacks! How could this get--?
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Hey, pumpkin pie! What's that?
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Oh, hey, hon, you're breaking up.
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Archer! Quit screwing around with the robot and shut the damn airlock already!
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LANA: Yeah. So, Trish? What?
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Wait, what is this?
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Come on out, Archer. I mean, I'd come in, but. ...
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Where do you think you're going? Uh, this place called to kill Barry.
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There we go. Look, check this out.
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So the only reason to go out there is your ego.
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And that's her saying that.

Recap of Archer (2009) Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 1
And you never mind and also shut up.
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And why do you need so much blood?
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I was told I had to undergo a bunch of extremely invasive medical tests.
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Oh. Difficult to meet people, isn't it, in jobs like ours?
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I hope to God that was alcohol.
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Aah! What the--? COMPUTER: Explosive decompression.
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Archer-- Saw an electrical fire in the simulator.
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CYRIL: Oh, Jeezy H. Petes.
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The KC-135 flies in a parabolic arc--
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It takes some time getting used to, but-- Ow.
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Yes! Please don't do this.
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...until there was literally no more fluid left in my body.
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Wait, 15?
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Speaking of, what's the scenario when we get to the Horizon?
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Ray. Actually, I might not be cut out for it.
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...which is one of danger.
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I'm sorry. Are you talking to me?
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Make me. And just so you know.
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MALORY: Tony, please. He'll behave.
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Hooray. Resume countdown, Control.
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Just relax and rely on your training.
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That was Phase Two.
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I want to brief you all on what to expect when we dock with Horizon.
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Wait, on foot?
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With what, slide rules and Tang?
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Oh, for God's sake. Archer! Muzzle!
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As I was saying, it's possible for the EMP to stop a man's heart.
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Well, don't look at me.
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I wouldn't say grossly. CHERYL: I would.
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But I want to know how you got aboard.
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Mr. Figgis.
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Agent Kane, come with me. I may need some help getting us to Horizon.
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CYRIL: No. Cyril, come on, let me out.
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No! Because if we don't die, for all I care, you can rot in there.
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Ugh! For God's sakes, woman. Dramamine!
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Flight computer will dock the ship. Assemble boarding party.
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We can't jeopardize the women.
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COMPUTER: Gravity engaged.
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Ugh. Otherwise, just follow me.
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Suppressing--
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Oh, really?
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For what? Space-blastering me in the fricking tits?
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Ha, ha, nice.
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Jesus, you're like a dog in a station wagon.

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ARCHER: Here they are, God, geese at the trough.
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Because I burn clean, Cyril. Because I don't glop up my engine with bear claws.
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I swear to God, if you people can't keep it down, this is the last bear--
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It's zed! And no, Neil Peart stands alone.
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And you need your head examined if you think that abomination is ever going to work for ISIS.
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Yeah, way to bury the lede.
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I feel love, I laugh, I sometimes cry. Albeit a saline-lubricant solution.
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That she's so jealous of my love for Katya, she won't hire a world-class spy...
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...someone like her working at ISIS, since-- Since you wanna screw affirmative action?
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Yeah, he never calls, he never writes...
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...and I certainly don't want her and Sterling back together!
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Oh, all right! ARCHER: Really?
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She didn't break my heart, Mother, she was murdered.
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Which turns out to be kind of a panty-dropper.
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...she also just got a job today, so, yeah, pretty special.
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No, no, darling. I'm meaning a cyborg.
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...all I care about is what I see when I look into those big green...
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Oh, boy. Darling? Are you all right?
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Which, if I gave it any real thought, would probably explain a lot.
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ARCHER: I swear to God, if I went blind right this very second, I'd be okay with that.
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How are you this morning? I am amazing!
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Or the Mountain Everest.
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...is your vagina?
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No. No, it isn't.
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I think if you're looking for insight into why Archer is Archer...
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Well, gross, and or, ick. Right?
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...because I was saving it for a special occasion...
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Wait, her vagina? Ow, ow.
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Well, then I feel even worse, because I'm probably gonna puke it up in about five--
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What? That just sounds considerate.
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And, more importantly, tried to murder me.
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What, was that Peter Lawford's?
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While they made us fold those pointy goddamn paper birds.
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That's my fiancée you're talking about! Really?
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Ha, ha. Brett! BRETT: Aah!
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Okay! Ugh. Red wine, ass.
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BARRY: Oh, I think other Barry might.
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Okay, I'll bite.
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Archer, don't! GILLETTE: Everybody down!
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But first, let's me and you cut a rug.
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I'm confused, what are we--? LANA: Here!
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Well, I'm sorry, Ira Flatow.
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Barry! CHERYL: Polo!
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Goddamn! ARCHER: Brett? I thought you were dead.
Aired 5 years ago - Mar 22, 2012

Season finale. Archer and the rest of ISIS are held captive by mutineers on the International Space Station.

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You will wake up in three separate 50-gallon drums.
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Yeah, how are you gonna--
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Ugh. Seriously, how can you be drinking after last night?
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What? How do you know about that?
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Uh, ISIS getting an inside look at every single KGB operation in the world?
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What with our work schedules and...
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Get your bloated carcass-- Out! I got it, I'm on this, I got it!
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Well, I'm sorry, but if anybody ever found out, I would die of shame.
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Well, when you put it like that, it sounds kind of shitty.
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Wait, don't answer yet, because I'm also reassigning you to Siberia.
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I would never defect! I love mother Russia!
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If you're quite finished... Damn near.
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And Barry doesn't like!
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I won't forget this!
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...and the details of every single KGB operation on the globe in his fat, combed-over head.
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Contact our sleeper in New York and then cancel all my meetings this week...
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A what? This is actually, ahem, the ISIS safe house.
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Am not very fond of you. I mean, we have such history together, and--
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Hi. Lana Kane. You must be Major Jakov, such a pleasure.
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Marmaduke. And regardless of any personal ties...
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Come on, you make me sound like some kind of chupacabra, but for dicks.
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The camera's set up for debriefing and one of us will relieve you in eight hours.
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So, da, this is a little awkward.
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Well, don't take this the wrong way, but neither does anyone else.
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Duh. Are you telling me Barry...
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Really? This isn't your kneecap?
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LANA: Ahem, Cyril? I'm sorry.
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Don't you ever disrespect her.
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And don't take this the wrong way, but thank Christ!
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You-- Wait a minute, why am I thinking you live in, like, Russia?
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Oh, my God, totally, but it has to be your place because mine reeks of ocelot piss.
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Yeah, but you have to promise that all that horrific stuff...
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So it's a DVD, a box of wine, some Hot Pockets, and off to bed.
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...we'll talk about the DNA test thing if, you know, you're still into doing that.
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Can I see your neck a minute? Oh, Barry.
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Because who's to say you're not using him for sex?
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...thanks to Cyril. Who has apologized profusely--
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You son of bitch, you actually think you'll get away with this?
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...and you dicks turning me into a cyborg, I'm kind of amazed I'm even this sane.
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Well, again, relative term.
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This, glad you asked, is a block of ice with a fork frozen in it.
Aired 5 years ago - Mar 15, 2012

Archer and his colleagues at ISIS voyage to the final frontier in an effort to prevent a catastrophe on the International Space Station.

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Did they get into the mainframe? I don't know, but--
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Put Sterling through the minute he calls in!
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No, and to where? Six Flags Over The Shittier Parts of Chernobyl?
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Two questions: Is that the sheriff and have you recently gone insane?
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I hear that. You hear what?
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For a minute there I was thinking maybe you come back...
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Man. Is it me or is he super menacing?
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Farmer. He and Archer are in West Virginia doing...
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Oh, no! I'm not getting mixed up in this, and if Ms. Archer asks me--
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...that the break-in was a lot worse than we thought.
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GILLETTE: Well, there she is. The old homestead.
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Well, you ain't gonna be much help with your legs blown off.
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Okay, now I'm having third thoughts. Oh, please don't.
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...or else him and his boys'll just take it and grind me up into fertilizer.
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That's what you went with? Bet you're up to your eyeballs in poontang!
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Well, then open wide. RANDY: Okay!
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But this will take hours, so we'll just bring you a report when it's done.
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If I can just get what I got to my distributor, I can retire.
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Yeah, there are a lot of them.
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But damned if I'm gonna contribute to the obesity epidemic.
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...AR-15s, maybe grenades. Oh, dogs! Duh.
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But speaking of, it's about suppertime.
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First of all, that is a rooster!
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Until you followed it up with nonplussed.
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Even though Ray used to be a preacher, he was never big on the Old Testament.
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ARCHER: Okay, so-- Aah.
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The mainframe is Krieger's baby. How'd you get him to go in?
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It did sound too cool for the Bible.
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You gotta wait till later, maybe after supper. Remember: No kissing.
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Wha--? Finally, a non-idiotic greeting.
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Come here, you skinny-legged son of a bitch!
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...is that we should go in the barn...
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GILLETTE: You white trash piece of--
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You lucky I didn't kill you. You're lucky I didn't kill you!
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Somebody, come on, promises were made.
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To be a hoity-toity interior decorator. You can just say decorator.
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Randy, your seemingly effeminate brother is actually a highly trained secret agent.
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Well, y'all do live in New York City. Just New York.
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Oh, come on, why would you think that? Well, I found a bunch of your old diaries.
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Randy, you may be a racist, homophobic, wife-swapping drug dealer...
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Whoo! Ugh. Yeah, I'm pretty furious about not getting to bang Janelle.
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So this is how it's gonna be, huh?
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...would wanna murder your brother and get his marijuana farm?
Aired 5 years ago - Mar 08, 2012

Archer is faced with a dilemma when his murdered fiance, Katya, miraculously reappears. In Krieger's lab.

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Since he's our only way out of th stupid jungle! Dumbass!
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ten clicks of jungle that I just assume is one giant booby-trap showroom.
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Nuh-uhh!
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Oh shit.
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test in the world.
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I literal - figuratively scoured the globe for these special herbs,
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Non-sequential bills, please.
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Cyril.
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So quit reading and pay attention.
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I dunno, I just wanna feel like I'm a part of the team, ya know?
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- Okay... - You look, you listen, you smell.
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Yeah, that's why I said hold up.
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A, he's invisible -- Not totally, he has a telltale shimmer.
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Which is?
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Yeah! Besides that.
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Tigers don't live in South America.
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Not every time, like a third of the time.
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Oh god, it tastes worse than it smells.
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Fernando, our special guests must not be injured in any way.
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Busted, we're arms dealers.
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and say you never found me?
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Or choose not to, whatever, besides, throwing money away like that
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And people in hell want ice water.
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I'm gonna die in a toilet stall just like the gypsy said.
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The floor is lava!
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Must! Kill! Decepticon!
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No, that's a snake.
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- Before I knew what was happening... - Oh man, right in my new pants!
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Not Archer?
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Calzado's boss, don't you remember the dossier?
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Well, then you are a fool.
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Wait, what's in this for you?
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It figuratively kills me to say this Cyril, but yeah, you did.
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I was just mocking this giant negress and her sissy sidekick.
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I think, maybe, it's all these exotic animals.
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Which is why tomorrow at dawn, I will be hunting the most
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How since we're gonna die in the morning we should have sex now.
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But, go ahead, start.
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Then El Contador and I, just us, alone, will track you and kill you.
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I -- alright, since you called it.
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As hypothesized, after mind-shredding hallucinations,
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Where the heck is - shmmpf!
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to rescue Archer, capture Calzado, and escape.
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And sooner would be better than later.
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Just Archer!
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Yeah, you do that, and I'll just wait here for a bask of Orinoco crocodiles to
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For when I was thirsty, you saw fit to slake my thiiiiiirrrrst!
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Well then you're obviously an idiot when it comes to crocodiles,
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ISIS?!
Aired 5 years ago - Mar 01, 2012

Archer's sex life compromises his effectiveness as an agent. But more seriously than the countless other times.

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exaggerating when I say... PAM: That I was the best sex you ever had?
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Of Pam's hot, dirty, ball-slappiney... ARCHER: Gaaghh!
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ARCHER: Yeah, how're you gonna... I mean, my God, you can't,
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MALORY: Hitting on your dead colleague's widow?!
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ARCHER: How can you not?
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ARCHER: Wh-?
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LANA: Uh, ISIS getting an inside look at every single
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I mean, are you like dating, or...?
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Only at your place, or maybe a hotel, or... PAM: Or on the dirty floor in
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Wait, could -- you don't think Burt's ashamed to be seen with me?
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PAM: Ugh, oh alright!
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Are seeting et my desk?!
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JAKOV: Et tu, Brute?!
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You'll be like, six hundred miles from a toilet.
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MALORY: Because if and when Nikolai shows up here,
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CHERYL/CAROL: Orientals, duh!
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And as you can -- well it's over there now, but the telex from the Siberia
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Promise broke.
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KGB operation on the globe in his fat, combed-over head!
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because I will also be in New York.
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MALORY: And this is actually, ahem, the ISIS safehouse, cheers!
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MALORY: Nikolai, it's not that I don't- am not very fond of you, I mean,
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CYRIL: And isn't.
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MALORY: I can't believe you all know about that... JAKOV: Wow, thet is big dog!
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ARCHER: I'm serious, you are literally draining the life out of me.
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WOODHOUSE: Ms. Kane... and your mother.
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ARCHER: Awkward?
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LANA: Since otherwise he'd kill you?
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ARCHER: Yeah, when was... oh! I guess when I was in the
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LANA: Any time now... Cyril. Cyril!
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GILLETTE: Yeah, if Old Yeller had a big stack of KGB codebooks and fif - forty
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KGB AGENT: Only if I can defect, too.
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Barry gave me up so you'd trust Jakov on the rest!
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Yes you are.
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ARCHER: You're not my dad!
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ARCHER: And don't take this the wrong way, but thank Christ!
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CHERYL/CAROL: You -- wait a minute, why am I thinking you live in like, Russia?
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your place, because mine reeks of ocelot piss.
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Wait, doesn't ISIS have a safehouse?
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MALORY: Hold the door!
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PAM: So it's a DVD, a box of wine and some Hot Pockets, and off to bed.
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So just debrief yourself with the camera, and when I get back we'll talk
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CHERYL/CAROL: Well, here it is!
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who cares if he wants to keep it on the DL?
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LANA: Archer don't talk, just listen!
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ARCHER: Ha ha haaaa!
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MALORY: I swear to God, if he put as much effort into
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BARRY: Obviously!
Aired 5 years ago - Feb 23, 2012

Archer must help Gillette save his younger brother from a crooked sheriff in the backwoods of West Virginia.

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I'm kidding, crab rangoon.
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- but if you're trying to actually escape... - Well at least he's trying something.
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- Exactly, and if we get to the radio... - Which this idiot shot to piece...
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birdlike throat.
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stereotype of the gay man as collegiate cheerleader...
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Yeah, it's Algonquin for bloodsport?
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Jeezow Lana, answer your stupid phone.
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- This is Malory Archer... - This is Malory Archer...
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Malory will call, she'll haggle over the ransom for me, you and Riley.
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Rr. Rr. Rrr!
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Before this cruddy school burns to the ground.
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If I don't remember that password I can't unembezzle that money,
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Aw, but I love it when Malory bails you out of one of your idiot jams.
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Don't listen to him, I bet that brain aneurysm
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Actually not making much progress.
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- Hey, Ms. Archer... - Three million in cash?
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Archersucks, no.
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Duh.
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and I just assume that includes his spleen.
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You know, as long as it's got fuel.
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Archerbortion -- - No!
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- So, your plan is for us to get as black-out, knee-walking,
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There's a lesser man than you?
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We'll keep it loose.
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No not yet, but this is damn good I... Nnngh!
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Was that a gunshot?!
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Rrrnh!
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Today please!
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How short is the list of guys you haven't screwed?!
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The murder of my crazy-hot Russian fiancée by becoming a pirate king!
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What I do need, is some frickin crab shampoo!
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Although, neither is Riley and neither is your situation!
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But these other three, whatever, who cares, I mean Noah's a slave.
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So now you thinking, did he fire eight shots or only - Four.
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The world holds its breath.
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What I don't have, is all day!
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How would I know?
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"Dr. Charles Drew, or I will eat a bag of dicks!"
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- And even if Riley's O-positive... - No, I'm A-negative too.
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Oh my God yes, hey, what about this Sunday?!
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- Because all I need to do is just... - Re-evaluate your entire
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Probably my grisly murder, since we still haven't found that password!
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U.S. or imperial?!
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The what?!
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I built that team from nothing, and now -- - Archer!
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I, of course.
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I will never, ever forgive you, and we will never, ever be friends again.
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- Hooray! - Now can we please get out of here?!
Aired 5 years ago - Feb 16, 2012

Malory turns to Archer and Lana for help when she finds herself in a compromising situation with the Italian prime minister.

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Mother!
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Why he's here!
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It was a NATO stay-behind mission, set up to counter a possible Soviet invasion
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Anyway, Savio was in Italian intelligence-- Rimshot.
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Well, you nailed it!
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As he grew older, Savio's tastes became more and more... exotic.
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Shut up.
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We caught up over a glass or two of champagne.
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Si, cara mia, sono molto pronto!
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In burst three men!
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No, Mother, I don't!
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What?!
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fortunately he's Italian so that shouldn't be too hard a sell, then --
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But those bullet holes don't prove anyone else was ever here.
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What, I put Bactine on it!
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How about for you dragging us into your S&M--
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I mean, not necessarily spaghetti and meatballs, but...
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But you should wait'll you try it, I'm just kinda winging it here.
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Unseemly!
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We're not burning down my apartment!
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Why not?
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We'd have to go past the super's apartment, and his door is always open.
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We surely count on it, ma'am.
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Do I eat the potato now, or let it ferment, so I can drink it later?
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Yeah, besides that.
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this time of night, so -- Soooo... if we can't get the body out of
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Oh. Ewww! Mother!
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Stop that!
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black, bitter, preferably fair trade.
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Yeah, you got a potato?
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Hopefully my greatest work yet.
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Ya big fat liar!
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But it's still pretty gross though.
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different drop points on a map, it'll look like a big smiley face.
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Speaking of, why the hell was the prime minister of Italy here?
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Just get it out of here, please!
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Oh for the -- now what do we do?!
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Sorry, I was in the-- kitchen, I'm making spaghetti and --meatballs.
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But we got an anonymous tip that Savio Mascalzone was up here.
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Well, that's another coincidence, 'cause this anonymous tip said
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Mind if I talk to them?
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My mistake, ma'am.
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But we got a tip there'd been a murder up here.
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I find the very suggestion laughable.
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I hate you all so much.
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I hope you won't need it, but-- Why would I need...?
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He does?
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It's just, who would call in with a fake tip like that, though, ya know?
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Aired 5 years ago - Feb 09, 2012

Archer's surprise birthday present - a high-tech, souped-up spy car - leads to all sorts of other surprises. None of which are good.

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I mean obviously sex was implied, but-- Ugh!
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Mainly because you've got bigger things to worry about.
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You know what to do.
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Leave it.
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and memories of last night.
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I mean not that you would, but -- Hey!
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in a mental ward with total amnesia under someone else's name.
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Wh-?!
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You broke my frickin nose!
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Ohh! Yeah, okay!
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- I love it that I'm the idiot... - So unless the building
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"Dear Malory, it's been --"
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Wait a -- who calls it Tinseltown?
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Knocks out Burt Reynolds?!
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go ahead and get it over with.
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It's my own fault, I should've known!
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Why are you asking rhetorical questions?
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A, because he thinks they're imaginary, and B,
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What's your poison?
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You have to not date my mother.
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I wasn't in it.
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And he's looking out the window, the afternoon sun on his face,
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he really is so she helps him escape and they get chased by a
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but could you put my Pimm's Cup in a-- Pimp Cup! Certainly!
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I'm gonna give them all an EP credit.
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Coming from a woman.
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I mean don't get me wrong, I'm all for affirmative action, but --
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My brand-new van!
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Á¡Vamonos!
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Go on... If I don't catch 'em, I will just ride off
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Your point!
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I know.
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- Nothing, just... - Didn't know they sold those to men.
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Yes such thing!
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- Heading north on the FDR at... - 60th!
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He was part Indian.
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She has hopes, dreams, fears... needs.
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Holy shit, Burt Reynolds!
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See wh -- no!
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mother and see her not just as your mother but as a person, a real person...
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But I guess you're outta luck, because we had a -- Bet. God damn it.
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Oh!
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Oh shit.
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Wait, was that the same footage?
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What do you mean you gawww shiiit!
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No, it's -- never mind.
Aired 5 years ago - Feb 02, 2012

The Royal Canadian Mounted Police enlist the help of ISIS to transport a captured Canadian terrorist. On a train.

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Noah, seriously, I swear to God... Stop.
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- Missed it by that much - Shut up.
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Not unlike a metal spoon.
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Couple things, one, Ray, thanks for perpetuating the
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Yeah, it's Algonquin for bloodsport?
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Gimme Sterleen Archer mudda!
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No, you just listen to me, buster!
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- We'll come back for you later - No, shut up,
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Before this quack's office burns to the ground.
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Oh, who remembers.
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So you better just sharpen your pencil.
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Partying his ass off, as king of the pirates!
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Actually not making much progress.
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- Hey, Ms. Archer... - Three million in cash?
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Archersucks, no.
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Lana no! C'mon, you're gonna kill him!
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A helicopter.
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We're still locked!
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dissolve me in a drum of acid, unless you have a better idea.
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Well don't hog it all! Pam!
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Here's what we do, we lure Bucky down here, and take him hostage.
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No not yet, but this is damn good I... Nnngh!
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- Yep, they got ol' Ray this time... - Raayyy!
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Mother, I'm a little busy right now.
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I am incredibly sorry.
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- For once? Oh my God, Columbia Hou -- All I wanted!
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So Mother can keep her stupid ransom, because I don't need her!
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Check on Ray!
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- Got that right - I mean her, yes, kinda, maybe,
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So now you thinking, did he fire eight shots or only - Four.
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The world holds its breath.
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Jeez damn!
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Discoverer of blood groups?
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God damn it Archer!
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Yeah.
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Cyril!
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Why just me, what's happenin' Sunday?
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I dunno, ten gills.
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Oww!
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Ray is dying.
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I mean I know we fight a lot, but God, now that I think about it,
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I will never, ever forgive you, and we will never, ever be friends again.
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He's not talking about the defenders.
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- Hooray! - Wait wait wait, Lana --
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Well that's just super!
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If and when that becomes a thing!
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Just screw already!
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Oh for Columbia House!
Aired 5 years ago - Jan 26, 2012

Cyril is promoted to field agent, while Malory institutes a strict drug-testing policy. Neither of which sit well with the staff of ISIS.

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ARCHER: Woooo!
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NOAH: Well um, besides all of those things, they haven't been paid.
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So good luck finding all these Swiss accounts!
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CYRIL: Uh, yep!
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NOAH: And she sounds lovely.
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ARCHER: Sorry, I don't know all the pirate terms yet.
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For the jillionth time, nobody is raping anybody!
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You know what kinda margins those guys work on?
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That's why I made you first mate.
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ARCHER: Who -- to whom you are forbidden to speak!
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ick, sexual frustration.
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I'm sorry, did you wanna hear what I think, or just what you wanna hear?
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BUCKY: We hold erections for king!
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It's like last week when you said "lend me your ears" and they were like "Apa?"
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ARCHER: Now is not the time for a new king!
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If the king loses to a challenger in one-on-one combat, he has to step down.
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ARCHER: Okay Bucky, we'll melawan raja... NOAH: Oh, one thing --
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NOAH: Anda -- Do you even know what an idiom is?
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NOAH: See, Bucky doesn't have to fight you himself.
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NOAH: Yeah, they're fascinating... BUCKY: Now we melawan raja!
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ARCHER: Hey, maybe there's a way to make some money on this.
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full of Claymores, neutralize the fortress garrison, and finally extract that
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ARCHER: Suck it!
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BUCKY: I know it in here somewhere... Damn! Okay, maybe it don't say
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Wow, I never realized how much we rely idioms.
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NOAH: That's not me.
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RILEY: Mayday mayday mayday, this is Rip Riley calling ISIS.
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If you are, key your handset twice!
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CHERYL/CAROL: What.
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NOAH: Yeah, "See about getting a back-up radio" was itemmmmm five.
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Because there is no mutiny, potential or otherwi -- BUCKY: Pemberontakan!
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Do not upgrade that mutiny, Noah! I will tell you!
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Oh, this is great. This is just great for my ears.
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ARCHER: I -- well for one thing, I'm kinda regretting making you first mate!
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BUCKY: Archer! Kami membunuhmu!
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Now we've only got -- give me that!
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NOAH: Uh, heah gang... why don't we just use that?
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MALORY: Those dirty pirate bastards!
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"No" because he didn't want to give away their position!
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You're not my -- wait, tell me there's no chance you're my father.
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ARCHER: Wow, you're only a doctoral candidate... NOAH: Hey guy, my field's
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NOAH: Anthropology is an important field of study!
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NOAH: Just curious.
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Oh, shi -- That was just a flash-bang grenade!
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And I doubt we can bribe Bucky again, since I crippled his girlfriend...
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MALORY: Whatever it was, you better pray it had about
Aired 5 years ago - Jan 19, 2012

Archer is shocked to learn that his mother is dating Archer's idol/hero/man-crush, Burt Reynolds.

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I mean obviously sex was implied, but-- Ugh!
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You will not.
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There's a -- Ha! Voicemail.
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Leave it.
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and memories of last night.
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I swear to God, you could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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if you throw that computer on the floor again you'll wake up
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Wh-?!
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Burt Reynolds is actually banging -- Archer!
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until we work out a plan to neutralize them.
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- I love it that I'm the idiot... - So unless the building
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Give me that!
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They weren't even warmest!
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- Archer goes to Burt's hotel room... - Knocks him out...
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Well, then you should probably just
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Why are you asking rhetorical questions?
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Why wouldn't he go to the safehouse?
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Not him, shut up, get him a drink.
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Woodhouse!
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Hey, now there's an idea for a movie!
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And we slowly tilt up, to see the man's face... Gator McKlusky.
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And the head nurse falls in love with him and finds out who
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- Ohh... - I hate to sound Hollywood,
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And once your ISIS buddies find out that you kidnapped me and come find me,
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But I'm kinda wondering how you're gonna be an effective field agent.
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Ma¡talo!
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And this conversation isn't over!
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Krieger, go!
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You think you can outdrive me?!
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So let's do thiiis!
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It's all this handicapped shit!
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Yeah, but you can still throw it down
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Preaching to the choir, buddy.
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Burt it's too fast!
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Lana?! Lana, we're coming to help, where are you?!
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I did a TV series here called Hawk.
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But she's also a person.
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And until you -- oops, hang on.
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Because my point is... oh wait, wait, you're gonna wanna see this.
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And my point is, until you can look at your
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And uh, by "a lot of her"
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No, serpentine, serpentine!
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Whatever.
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Burt c'mon, seriously, cut it out-- Burt watch the goddamn road!
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That's okay, I got it!
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- No, we okay... - Dont you touch me!