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Season 8  "Archer Dreamland: Sleepers Wake"  8x5

Aired 2 months ago - May 03, 2017

Dutch becomes a new man while Archer's ransom exchange goes up in smoke.

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Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 1
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How long was I in there?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 3
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 4
Wait. When I got pistol-whipped, I was talking to an English guy.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 5
which is punishable by...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 6
and visit upon you an apocalypse of such terror and destruction
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 7
Oh, yeah, that's right. What's it you're leaving to do?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 8
but I am going to fix this, trust me.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 9
How many women can one man lose?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 10
How'd that go?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 11
Also not great. But more importantly...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 12
That. Smells like cuy.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 13
Hang on. Uh, hey, let me see your service weapon.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 14
it doesn't matter where she is, just where the ransom money is.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 15
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 16
Did you beat a Guinea pig to death
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 17
Hey! Who keeps leaving the Goddamn seat down?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 18
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 19
which, by the way, was a gift,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 20
with a $10,000 bill?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 21
we'll arrange for the return of your sister.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 22
I'm sorry. This is my first kidnapping.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 23
that's probably why you smell burnt hair.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 24
- I mean, just weird. - What is?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 25
- On your own. - Well, yeah.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 26
Did you have a follow-up to that, or...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 27
But I'm not working any angle, so...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 28
Umm...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 29
- Oh, please! Wait. Seriously? - Get out.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 30
Now I have no liquor.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 31
If I wanted your asshole on my mouth,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 32
but... also because...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 33
"but I lost it walking here,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 34
Oh, okay. And by that remark,
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 35
- But a whole fist? - Aaahhh!
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 36
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 37
Hey, thanks.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 38
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 39
Yeah. You say that...
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 40
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 41
what you did after the payoff.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 42
in my Nazi Kidnap-Slash-Rape fantasy.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 43
once I have the money, you're free to go.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 44
You know, normal bartendery stuff.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 45
snooping on me, mister.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 46
- They get... poops? - What?
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 47
All I had today was some cuy.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 48
Okay, but I have a bad feeling about this.
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 49
I thought I made it pretty clear to the little weirdo
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 50
well... and I'm not paying you any extra.

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How long was I in there?
#2
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Wait. When I got pistol-whipped, I was talking to an English guy.
#4
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 5
which is punishable by...
#5
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 6
and visit upon you an apocalypse of such terror and destruction
#6
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 7
Oh, yeah, that's right. What's it you're leaving to do?
#7
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 8
but I am going to fix this, trust me.
#8
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 9
How many women can one man lose?
#9
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 10
How'd that go?
#10
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 11
Also not great. But more importantly...
#11
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 12
That. Smells like cuy.
#12
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 13
Hang on. Uh, hey, let me see your service weapon.
#13
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 14
it doesn't matter where she is, just where the ransom money is.
#14
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Did you beat a Guinea pig to death
#16
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Hey! Who keeps leaving the Goddamn seat down?
#17
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which, by the way, was a gift,
#19
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 20
with a $10,000 bill?
#20
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 21
we'll arrange for the return of your sister.
#21
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 22
I'm sorry. This is my first kidnapping.
#22
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 23
that's probably why you smell burnt hair.
#23
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 24
- I mean, just weird. - What is?
#24
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 25
- On your own. - Well, yeah.
#25
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 26
Did you have a follow-up to that, or...
#26
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 27
But I'm not working any angle, so...
#27
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 28
Umm...
#28
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 29
- Oh, please! Wait. Seriously? - Get out.
#29
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 30
Now I have no liquor.
#30
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 31
If I wanted your asshole on my mouth,
#31
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 32
but... also because...
#32
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 33
"but I lost it walking here,
#33
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 34
Oh, okay. And by that remark,
#34
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 35
- But a whole fist? - Aaahhh!
#35
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 36 #36 Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 37
Hey, thanks.
#37
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Yeah. You say that...
#39
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what you did after the payoff.
#41
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in my Nazi Kidnap-Slash-Rape fantasy.
#42
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 43
once I have the money, you're free to go.
#43
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 44
You know, normal bartendery stuff.
#44
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 45
snooping on me, mister.
#45
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 46
- They get... poops? - What?
#46
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 47
All I had today was some cuy.
#47
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 48
Okay, but I have a bad feeling about this.
#48
Recap of Archer (2009) Season 8 Episode 5 (S08E05) - 49
I thought I made it pretty clear to the little weirdo
#49
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well... and I'm not paying you any extra.
#50